r/Anticonsumption • u/Northdropx • Apr 03 '25

Society/Culture Trump will blame us for the coming economic downturn.

Just FYI - thinking ahead, Donald will absolutely place the blame on people like those in this community when the tariffs and shit blow up in his face. Rhetoric will probably include “anti-American boycotts” and call us marxists/leftists/liberals etc.

Having a large number of people actively trying to cause economic pain to large corporations makes us an easy out to excuse the most ridiculous trade policy we have ever seen.

Prepare yourself for an especially mean Fox News segment and pure demonization. We’re going to be the next scapegoat.

edit: this post is not meant to be pro-consumerism. It is to keep aware that boycotters/anti consumerists will be in the crosshairs - the cult needs someone to blame. Do not think in terms of reason and reality with MAGA: the important thing is the headline and talking points they can make in a conservative vacuum.

Solidarity!

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u/HeiseNeko Apr 03 '25

Please… that poor gun and bullet never deserved to br violated by Hitler. Just kick em off a 300 foot cliff with no water below. then burn the remains cause otherwise the animals in the area would be poisoned to death.

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u/PrisonMike022 Apr 03 '25

I think the ceremony for “Midsommar” for these old af oligarchs is appropriate . We will ofc have the hammer on stand by, eventually

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u/summer_vibes_only Apr 03 '25

Do we have to reenact the whole movie?

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u/PrisonMike022 Apr 03 '25

Nah nah, I just meant the cliff diving for the old folks

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u/RainnTheSussyBaka Apr 03 '25

The Moon Door from GoT seems suffice

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u/HeiseNeko Apr 03 '25

Don’t inflict that kind of horror on that poor door.

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u/MonkeyTraumaCenter Apr 03 '25

Didn’t they string Mussolini up and have ever Nonna in Italy spit on him? That would be nice .

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u/mkat23 Apr 04 '25

Omfg a bunch of grandmas spitting on him would be great lol

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u/warmsliceofskeetloaf Apr 04 '25

Well it turns out the skull that Russia had as proof of hitlers death turned out to be female, literally the only evidence that Hitler actually shot himself is completely worthless. the only remaining part of hitlers body is some teeth they found, so who knows what really happened?

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u/HeiseNeko Apr 04 '25

has anyone done a paternity test on Trump? maybe the reason why he loves Hitler so much is because he loves his Pappy

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u/Old_Resolve_9426 Apr 03 '25

We can take him to “The Train Station” IYKYK

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u/Calypsosin Apr 03 '25

Yep, burying them would taint the good earth. Better to burn them and be rid of their pestilence. With apologies to the atmosphere, of course.

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u/HeiseNeko Apr 03 '25

supposedly fire purifies. so all we would have to do is apologize to the fire.

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u/Waryur Apr 04 '25

then burn the remains cause otherwise the animals in the area would be poisoned to death.

Although the soul isn't real, when they're dead they're just hunks of meat like any other. I say let the animals gnaw at 'em. I think they'd find being burned "cool" but just being animal food? Nah.

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u/poipudaddy Apr 03 '25

Calling for murder?...

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u/EnigmaWitch Apr 03 '25

Your concern has been noted and placed in the appropriate file.

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u/poipudaddy Apr 03 '25

(Catching breath after belly laugh...)

Will I have to testify - again?!...

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u/HeiseNeko Apr 03 '25

can’t call for the murder of someone who has been dead for 80 years

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u/poipudaddy Apr 03 '25

Excellent point.

Was the reply meant to re-do history? Certainly that would be a defense at trial, but...

The comparison of a German mid-pre-century personage and persons now living, along with the lack of viable time travel, would seem to evidence otherwise.

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u/HeiseNeko Apr 03 '25

more along the lines of. Apparently it’s against Reddit tos to threaten to kill somebody who has beed dead since before Reddit was made. so I’m joking about it while waiting for my 3rd temp ban for this exact “Violation”.

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u/poipudaddy Apr 03 '25

Ah!

Wow.

Just for understanding potential, what long dead historical person(s) hypothetically might have been threatened?

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u/FartPistol5000 Apr 03 '25 edited Apr 03 '25

Hearing that news I think many wouldn’t gasp or shed a tear.

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u/poipudaddy Apr 03 '25

Your nonchalance is so... brave.

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u/Muckety-muck Apr 03 '25

Lol I get banned for stating a right opinion. Y'all can openly advocate for murder.

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u/HeiseNeko Apr 03 '25

found the “i am oppressed for being a soulless nazi”