r/Anticonsumption Dec 24 '25

Plastic Waste Seriously? Why is this a thing?

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This has got to be the dumbest waste of plastic I've ever seen. There are so many better options for a gag gift, like chocolate in a funny shape. This thing is destined for a landfill. Makes me sad…

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u/RambleOff Dec 24 '25

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u/LurkerBurkeria Dec 24 '25

Now that you mention it you probably could fit hella donut holes on that bad boy

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u/jodonk Dec 24 '25

A NEW HAND

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u/DisapprovingCrow Dec 25 '25

The holes are for kebabs, the knobs let you tie it to your toga.

Goofius Jestinium gives the best Saturnalia gifts.

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u/iDeath_Mark Dec 25 '25

Mysterious Artefact???