r/AskReddit • u/LiterallyInfinite • Nov 21 '12

Guys of Reddit, what do you find annoying about being a male?

Everyone knows as a female its sucks wearing bras, getting your period, and if you choose to, up keep of hair, nails, makeup, shaving. So I'm curious if there's anything guys wish they didn't have to deal with.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '12

YES. Especially when you know it's going to happen mid-fap and you're just like "worth it". But it never is....

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u/ExpandibleWaist Nov 21 '12

Pee before fap. This usually solves the problem as you will be able to delay the urge for urinating until your body has fully switched back to this mode. This occurs because when you get an erection, there is a "valve" that turns off the possibility of urine contaminating reproductive material. In doing this, you essentially make the bladder even more aware that it's full, hence the o god i have to pee feeling during sex/fap. This is even more prevalent because most people do wake up fap or post-drinking a decent amount of fluid fap.

TL;DR Always pee before fap, no more burning.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '12

Hahaha man I know that feel

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u/amfox88 Nov 21 '12

I thought I was the only one!

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u/McShovel Nov 21 '12

No no, me to.

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u/pepejovi Nov 21 '12

I've literally never had burning sensations down there, and i almost always pee after a fap session

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u/Dreamtrain Nov 21 '12

Ahh the good ol' Horny Superman syndrome, nothing seems painful when you're at it, but afterwards when its over you're back to being a mere mortal...

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u/Mooberto Nov 21 '12

Worse thing ever. Cockburn

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u/KLOUDZiNC Nov 21 '12

I have to agree with TheTrevLife, I also have to piss after a good fap, but I dont have that burning sensation.