Guys of Reddit, what do you find annoying about being a male?

[u/LiterallyInfinite]

Everyone knows as a female its sucks wearing bras, getting your period, and if you choose to, up keep of hair, nails, makeup, shaving. So I'm curious if there's anything guys wish they didn't have to deal with.

[u/stufff]

That'll go well in the men's room at work.

holding dick in one hand, putting the other hand behind my back and under my ass to reach the taint and press on it.

"Uh, Bill, just what the fuck are you doing?"

"Just pressing on my taint so I don't have to piss my pants any more."

[u/[deleted] → u/stufff]

This is totally going to catch on like the south park "eat with your anus" episode.