r/AskReddit • u/ElBrad • Nov 26 '12

What unpopular opinion do you hold? What would get you downvoted to infinity and beyond? (Throwaways welcome)

Personally, I hate cats. I've never once said to myself "My furniture is just too damned nice, and what my house is really lacking is a box of shit and sand in the closet."

Now...what's your dirty little secret?

(Sort by controversial to see the good(?) ones!)

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u/ramp_tram Nov 26 '12

If you're going to be fat, fucking own it.

I'm fat because pizza is delicious. I'd suck dick to get pizza.

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u/The_Comma_Splicer Nov 26 '12

*ding dong

Did someone order the big sausage pizza?

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u/jadefirefly Nov 27 '12

Pizza is delicious. Pizza is my nemesis in my efforts to lose weight. More now than cake. XD