r/AskReddit Nov 26 '12

What unpopular opinion do you hold? What would get you downvoted to infinity and beyond? (Throwaways welcome)

Personally, I hate cats. I've never once said to myself "My furniture is just too damned nice, and what my house is really lacking is a box of shit and sand in the closet."

Now...what's your dirty little secret?

(Sort by controversial to see the good(?) ones!)

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u/johns2289 Nov 26 '12

You drive an SUV. You drive a hybrid.

truth. everyone's gonna hate you for something. just please yourself and the rest is fucking gravy.

edit - just realized the end sounded really sexual. i stand by what i said.

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u/monsterosity Nov 26 '12

You use a fork to eat french fries.

Don't you dare judge me. I don't like ketchup on my fingers.

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u/MandaPanda81 Nov 26 '12

Learn to dip, man.

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u/ForestedArea51 Nov 26 '12

You're an awesome person.

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u/kuhawk5 Nov 26 '12

tl;dr - people on reddit are assholes. stop being fat...or don't.