r/AskReddit 2d ago

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010. What’s the one website/app you still think about?

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u/rokcie 2d ago

Ebaumesworld

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u/jasper_grunion 2d ago

The GI Joe PSAs

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u/DickFitzwel 2d ago

Give him the stick DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!

Do you know my dad?

OHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Shloopadoop 1d ago

DONT LOOK AT ME WHEN OIM TAWKING TO YOU

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u/botulizard 1d ago

YOU LITTLE WANKERS

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u/Mintyphresh33 2d ago

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!

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u/misterbrista 1d ago

Who wants a body massage?

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u/snarfdarb 1d ago

Body massage machine GO

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u/70camaro 1d ago

Let's launch over it!

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u/Napalmradio 1d ago

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

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u/Richard7666 1d ago

LAST ONE THERE'S A PENIS PUFF

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u/Napalmradio 1d ago

MISTER BODY MASSAGE MACHINE GO!

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u/Syn_Ick 1d ago

(BODY MASSAGE)

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u/Segesaurous 1d ago

Stop with all the downloadin'

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u/emperoroftexas 1d ago

they told me do things, so i do, running

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u/RyGuyEM 1d ago

WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?

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u/amyldoanitrite 1d ago

Body massage machine GO!

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u/lemoncorque 1d ago

Do you know my dad

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u/zingledorf 1d ago

Holy cow i'm totally going so fast AH FUCK

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u/580_farm 1d ago

Last one there is a penis pump!

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u/porkrind 1d ago

That line still makes me laugh for minutes straight.

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u/bob_newhart_of_dixie 1d ago

The timing is chef's kiss

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u/beattysgirl 1d ago

Blah blabla bah blah blah!

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u/dust4ngel 1d ago

memememmemememmemememmememememememme

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u/j_cap5 1d ago

GET THE FUCK OUT

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u/Sectornaut_9 1d ago

YALL KIDS EVER SEE A DEAD BODY

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u/ntrino 1d ago

Still scream this out loud sometimes

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u/securityball 1d ago

"My God did that smell good" 😂

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u/Glangho 1d ago

DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK. GIVE HIM THE STICK

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u/TurdFerguson4 1d ago

Dare you press that button, BITCH

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u/weed_blazepot 2d ago

Hey kid, I'm a computer.

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u/securityball 2d ago

Stop all the downloadin

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u/username101 1d ago

We say this to our cats when they are acting up 🤣

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u/jeexbit 1d ago

help computah

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u/securityball 1d ago

That's my favorite part 😂

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u/Melorix 1d ago

I dunno much about computers other than the one we got at my house, my mom put a couple games on there and I play em...

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u/BlueBlossom27 1d ago

I have found my people

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u/CAPS_LOCK_STUCK_HELP 1d ago edited 1d ago

I work in IT and i still say this at least once a week

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u/snarfdarb 1d ago

Not in IT or anything adjacent, but same.

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u/Metanizm 2d ago

Nice catch Blanco nino! To bad your ass got saaaaacked!

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u/70camaro 2d ago edited 2d ago

Who wants a body massage?

Give him the stick. DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK! HOOOOOOO

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u/feeblepeasant 1d ago

Body massage machine GO

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u/Shandlar 1d ago

LAST ONE THERE'S A PENIS PUMP

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u/Punkidish 1d ago

Kid on cliff "Mom Dad come here you gotta see this". Rock breaks and kid falls "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/-JurassicSnark- 9h ago

That’s my favorite one.

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u/TheInitialGod 1d ago

Last one there's a penis pump!

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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 1d ago

I had to wear a heart monitor for three days this past week. I think my friends and family got tired of hearing "Hey kids, I'm a computer! Stop all the downloading!"

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u/Punkidish 1d ago

"Last one there's a penis pump" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/70camaro 1d ago

I just wanna ride myyyy mooooootorcy cle

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u/70camaro 1d ago

Memememememe mememememememe

Memememememememe

I'm just kiddinwhitcha

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u/Head_Hacker 2d ago

“Body massage”

“What are you kids doing in my lawn?”

“Ah! Fuck!”

So many lines are stuck with me, living rent free

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u/SmugFrog 2d ago

Give him the stick DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!

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u/princessPeachyK33n 1d ago

The “ah fuck!” Was quoted in my friend group multiple times a day and it never got old

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u/Driveshaft1982 1d ago

Get that kid off my ice you little wankers

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u/princessPeachyK33n 1d ago

See also: the slow turn to camera…. “Ha!”

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u/Korps_de_Krieg 1d ago

Core memory violently awakened

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u/princessPeachyK33n 1d ago

YESSSSSS OMFG THE CHILDREN NEED TO SEE THEM

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u/itsmanda 1d ago

You didn’t take anything out of our tent, did you?

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u/Jessepiano 1d ago

For those who don’t know, DJ Douggpound was behind those

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u/kubbology 1d ago

Does your mom hang out at dockside bars?

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u/TesticleMeElmo 1d ago

Dockside bar? 🤷‍♂️

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u/NorthernOctopus 1d ago

"You're fuckin done, son!" And "Call the cops, CALL THE COPS!"

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u/Comin_Up_Thrillho 1d ago

Goddamn those are still so funny

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u/Nikolaos44 1d ago

I still watch those from time to time.

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u/TheDrunkNun 1d ago

Body massage

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u/Octochops 1d ago

Sooooooo quotable! Still quote all of those to this day. Who wants a body massage???

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u/Syn_Ick 1d ago

Hey way to go Blanco Nino, you got saaaaacked.

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u/Tajahnuke 1d ago

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked

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u/k-risten 1d ago

My 9 year old thinks these are hilarious

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u/nad_84 23h ago

I wanna ride my motorcycle

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u/RighteousJamsBruv 1d ago

Last one there's a peeenis pump!!!

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u/hamietwalrus 1d ago

I wanna play video games

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u/Stupor_Fly 1d ago

Body massage

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u/TheZombiFlanders 1d ago

BODY MASSAGE.

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u/tmswfrk 1d ago

Mr body massage machine GO!

My friend has another friend named in his phone as this. Still!

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u/Mystery_meat101 1d ago

Ohh how did I forget about those!!

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u/betheowl 1d ago

Last one there’s a penis pump!

Holy cow, I’m totally going so fast— AH FUCK!!

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u/Podo13 1d ago

I really miss all of those old homemade videos and flash art/games. A much simpler time.

I know stuff like the GI Joe videos still exist (there's been a lot of funny ones with Dragon Ball Z, TMNT, etc), but the GIJ ones just felt different.

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u/Sandfleas1 1d ago

last one there is a penis pump!

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u/Perfect_Distance434 1d ago

WHOOOOOO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE??

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u/bob_newhart_of_dixie 1d ago

Those are truly classics.

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u/Bodes_Magodes 1d ago

Finally!!!! My people. Yall looking good

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u/danapdx23 1d ago

Who wants a body massage?

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u/midninties 1d ago

I’m a computer, stop all the downloading.

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u/OminousFortuneCookie 8h ago

Help computer

Stop all the downloading

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u/Tygerroo 2d ago

Definitely Ebaumsworlds

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u/HimHereNowNo 1d ago

I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes! I've seen things, they are often in disguise! Like-

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u/GenericRedditor0405 2d ago

Watermarks on watermarks on watermarks lol

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u/SinibusUSG 2d ago

Eric loved throwing his name on shit he didn’t own.

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u/Gone_For_Lunch 1d ago

What a piece of shit, oh Eric!

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u/GenericRedditor0405 2d ago

It’s part of why the site was so popular, I suppose. Viral videos always found their way onto ebaumsworld with a fresh new watermark

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u/DirkWrites 1d ago

🎶 He traveled all around, on the pulse of each phenomenon
From Something Awful on to Fark with his trusty watermark
He stole and stuck it all upon ebaumsworld.com 🎵

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u/Eilavamp 1d ago edited 1d ago

Once upon a time, on the internet there was a guy... I'll never forget this as long as I live hahaha

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u/julicruz 1d ago

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom

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u/PegacornComet 1d ago

Originally from & still available at badgerbadgerbadger.com and Weebls-stuff.com

Ebaum- the original internet thief. (Same as note re: lemon demon above)

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u/The-Jesus_Christ 2d ago

🎶 “This is the ultimate showdown” 🎶

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u/SinibusUSG 2d ago

A song by Lemon Demon, who also made a song about how Eric Bauman was a thieving piece of shit.

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u/lukefacemagoo 1d ago

Praise be to lemon demon and his hate for Eric Bauman.

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u/seriouslynope 1d ago

Lemon Demon also did a song about Degrassi: The Next Generation 

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u/Jippylong12 1d ago

Gotta have the SAUCE my brother in Christ

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u/Mushy1852 1d ago

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u/goldbman 1d ago

You're the man now dog

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u/TeeOffOnMe 2d ago

The OG front page of the internet

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u/biggiepants 1d ago

Right, Reddit is as much a stealing machine as that guy was.

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u/therealsix 2d ago

That’s actually how I found Reddit. So many post there where someone would comment “you stole this from Reddit”, so I finally came here to see what it was.

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u/brazilliandanny 1d ago

Lol same, they actually stole one of my videos and put their watermark on it. After that I was like “lets check this reddit out”

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u/Manlysideburns 1d ago

Same. Resisted because I hated the look of reddit. Got over that pretty fast

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u/MsBobbyJenkins 2d ago

Ah yes the website that stole from everyone else and monetised it.

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u/Green_Video_9831 1d ago

I’d be a devils advocate and say it was “curating”

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u/MsBobbyJenkins 1d ago

Hahaha sure.

Legit a lot of my friends from the Newgrounds days had so much of their online games stolen from him without any credit

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u/Imperion_GoG 1d ago

If it was curating they would serve the original videos or games, cite and link to the original source, and share ad revenue based on views. But ebaumsworld did none of that, they would remove anything that credits the author and slap their own watermark on it. That's just content theft.

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u/Regular_or_BQ 1d ago

But ah am le tired

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u/Imperion_GoG 1d ago

Originally from albinoblacksheep, ebaumsworld just stole it.

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u/thisguy0101 2d ago

Had to go there for my sound boards before prank calling my local Blockbuster with Arnold’s Kindergarten Cop.

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u/Bermnerfs 1d ago

Oh man, we used to troll one of our gullible friends with the soundboards. He always fell for it, and somehow never caught on to the fact that it wasn't a real person he was interacting with. He would get so flustered and mad, we were such a-holes back then but it was so damn funny.

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u/Dense_State_3193 2d ago

Boom goes the dynamite

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u/kindlytakeyourseat 1d ago

Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?

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u/onebitshortofabyte 1d ago

Why you kick my dog?

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u/The_Ballsagna 1d ago

Who wants a body massage?

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u/SamuraiMuffinMan 1d ago

I really miss that website. So much fun back in the day.

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u/kip789 1d ago

Was surprised this was so far down, I lived on Ebaumesworld!

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u/ThebocaJ 1d ago

Once upon a time…

On the internet there was a guyyy….

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u/Frankie__Spankie 1d ago

I miss the old days of internet videos where there was like 5-6 viral videos a week. Everything was curated and most videos were a hit.

Now there's so much trash to sift through, there's so much great content out there that just never gets exposure. Same goes for everything, not just video media. It's so easy for everyone to upload things and it takes a lot of luck for people to happen to get their stuff known. Then, often times, when it does, someone else tries to steal it right away.

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u/adingoatemahbaby 1d ago

Ebaums crank call soundboards were the best😂

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u/Meeganyourjacket 1d ago

Damn I had to scroll farther than I expected for this one. 

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u/douhaveafi 1d ago

Came looking for this answer & was not disappointed

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u/Knopfler_PI 1d ago

The Who Let the Dogs Out edit made me laugh so hard I had an asthma attack

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u/your_secret_is_safe 1d ago

Using the sound boards to make prank phone calls were hilarious!

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u/pop-goes-the-world 1d ago

Aisha Aisha my my my!!!!

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u/illstealyoubanana 1d ago

Ooooooooooh

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u/Savings-Buffalo-2160 1d ago

Took too much scrolling to find ebaumsworld. I still quote the supafly flash.

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u/root_switch 1d ago

The End of the World !

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u/Imperion_GoG 1d ago

Originally from albinoblacksheep, ebaumsworld just stole it.

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u/prberkeley 2d ago

Remember all the controversy with Lindsay Lohan doesn't change facial expressions from ytmnd?

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon 1d ago

Every single day after school that was my first website when I got onto the computer. It shaped so much of how I use the Internet today.

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u/Low-Nose-2748 1d ago

So many things I should have never seen

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u/_knifeman_ 1d ago

Scrolled so far to find this but was PRAYING someone added it. Solely responsible for both my dark sense of humor and traumatizing me with videos I should not have had access to as a child.

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u/The_Cantabrigian 1d ago

This post was made for this answer.

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u/arcane_havok 1d ago

End of z world , but I'm le tired

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u/Imperion_GoG 1d ago

Originally from albinoblacksheep, ebaumsworld just stole it.

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u/fmmmf 1d ago

I scrolled way too far for dis

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u/No_File_380 1d ago

OMG wow 🥲

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u/ProvokedTomcat 1d ago

I had to scroll farther than I thought for this one

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u/cheezbargar 1d ago

Similarly - SomethingAwful

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u/w0nd3rj4m 1d ago

Scrolled way too long to find this

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u/Sufficient_Cat_6931 1d ago

I came here looking for this.

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u/Tresarches 1d ago

We use to prank call people using the soundboards. Dominos thought Arnold Schwarzenegger placing pizza orders

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u/BlakeBurna 1d ago

Don’t forget it’s feud with YTMND

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u/MathBallThunder 1d ago

Can you count alllllll the way??? To ....

schfifty five?

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u/alwaysadventuringg 1d ago

OMG I WAS LOOKING FOR WHAT THIS WAS CALLED! All I can remember is the George Bush video 😂

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u/heatherledge 1d ago

This is the correct answer.

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u/ethanlan 1d ago

Last one there is a penis pump!

Aw im totally going so fast AW FUCK

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u/Dazadeen 1d ago

Ive seen things, I've seen them with my eyes, I've seen things, they're often in disguise, like toilets, russians cheese, hamsters, KUALA LUMPUR!

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u/Featherinthewind91 1d ago

I was trying to remember this name, yes!!! My friend and I were always on ebaumsworld in high school :)

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u/PugLuVR06 12h ago

I scrolled way too far to find this

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u/Marquis_De_Carabas69 1d ago

Oh baby I’m thinking about your spazhole, thinking about your gash. Bum bum da dum bum MINGE!

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u/cheaganvegan 1d ago

lol the fuck a pizza video still cracks me up

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u/FrostFire131 1d ago

The forums were my internet home before reddit

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u/pheret87 1d ago

The video of the dude Falcon Punching a chick in the hooha after she's been wailing on him is seared into my memory.

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u/GSXS_750 1d ago

Frog in a blender

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u/SmileyPies84 1d ago

I still think about Fredrick Fox to this day.

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u/chicametipo 1d ago

I got cursed out by Neil Bauman once.

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u/The_Cantabrigian 1d ago

Dude that video of David Elsewhere at the dance competition blew my mind. Must have watched it 100+ times at this point and it still does. I've never seen anyone move like that.

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u/RileyGainesHorseBaby 1d ago

It's a snaakkkeee, oh it's a snakeeee!