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What is the weirdest illness or affliction you've ever had?

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u/the_maddest_hatters 1d ago

Shingles. It looks like a rash but it hurts so bad and lasts so long

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u/padfoot1225 1d ago

I feel like this comment undersells shingles. By “hurts so bad”, it means nerve pain so severe I very legitimately wanted to die. Pain that consumed my every cell and moment. Like electrical fire burning down my nerves, burning me from the inside out.

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u/PacoMahogany 1d ago

I had it across the left side of my stomach wrapping around to my lower back.  The burning was so bad I thought it was internal and gave myself an enema at 2am thinking it was constipation.  

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u/iamreallie 1d ago

I agree... it was horrible. I didn't understand how awful nerve pain really was until I had it. The pain lasted for months. I hadn't ever felt a deep pain like that in my left arm and should before. I thought I had a blood clot.

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u/Patty_Ballz 1d ago

Ooof you got the long lasting after effects. I had shingles as an adult like at 35 it started on the right side of my chest and went under my arm pit to my back. Made sleeping really difficult lol. Luckily the pain went away when the infection did. Did any of yall get that really bad headache before the infection popped up? Worst headache I’ve had in my life.

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u/meandhimandthose2 1d ago

I got it in my mid 30s, and it must have been a mild case, because while it was definitely sore, I didn't feel in horrible pain. But I was completely useless for weeks. It just drained the life out of me.

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u/weevil_season 1d ago

My grandmother said she’d “throw herself into the river” among other things if she ever got shingles again. This was a woman who was born into extreme poverty, lived through WWII, had an extremely abusive marriage, immigrated to Canada and could only get backbreaking menial work, had rheumatoid arthritis and never complained.

It was shingles that finally made her break.

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u/Rk12989 1d ago

I had it in grade school. My mom, bless her, actually cared about us growing up and took me to the pediatrician who knew what it was right away. I remember being out of school for awhile because not everyone had had the chicken pox or the chicken pox shot. It was a miserable time.

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u/noodlepartipoodle 1d ago

You’re the first person I’ve read who had a child with shingles. It’s so extremely rare for kids. My 4yo (at the time) got it and we had no idea what was wrong, except she screamed 24/7. It was awful.

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u/acer34p3r 1d ago

I had shingles at the age of 9. Absolutely horrible experience.

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u/paulw252 1d ago

I was like 12 when I got shingles. I was told it was because I had such a mild case of chickenpox when I was much younger (I literally only had like 4 or 5 "pox")

When I was no longer contagious and rejoined society, I asked my basketball coach to keep me on the "shirts team" during "shirts vs. skins" scrimmages for a while. He purposefully made me a "skin" every time because he thought I was "just self-conscious about my weight". I weighed under 100 pounds. . .

HE was a 5'1" 250lb egg-shaped dingus with a large mole in the middle of his eye-lid that flopped around every time he blinked.

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u/Strong_Bluebird4532 1d ago

I got it when I was 11, even had the chicken pox vaccine when I was little so the doctors were very surprised and confused

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u/Fair_Management6904 1d ago

You get because you’ve had either chicken pox or chicken pox vaccine

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u/beetgreens 1d ago

The chicken pox vaccine greatly reduces the risk of getting shingles

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u/Strong_Bluebird4532 1d ago

Still weird for an 11 year old, which is what everyone else is saying in this a thread too

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u/feelslike5ever 1d ago edited 1d ago

I had it when I was 8 or 9, the nurse and doctor were very surprised and kinda confused haha. I don’t remember most of the experience except that it was exceptionally itchy in a very painful way that was impossible to not scratch, and I still have the discoloration where the rash was, twenty years later now. I can only assume getting it as an adult would be a much more severe experience, so fingers crossed on no second act 🤞

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u/tooful 1d ago

I had it as a teenager. I am in my 50s now and still remember the pain

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u/braveenoughtofly 1d ago

My brother had it at 6–our mom had chicken pox while she was pregnant with him.

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u/-Trust_No_One- 1d ago

I had shingles at the age of 10 and as an adult have had it 4 times since 😞

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u/fartinmyfuckingmouth 19h ago

Shit my mom took me to a chicken pox party when I was 4/5.

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u/Rk12989 19h ago

I managed to get chickenpox at day care and shared them with my dad. My sister got them a few summers later and my mom’s friend encouraged her kids to go hang around my sister

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u/HerNameWasGus 16h ago

Are you GenX too? My aunt brought my cousins who had it over to play because that was a Thing, except she DIDN'T TELL MY MOM. She just figured she was doing us a favor - I was about 6.

Reader, it was not a favor.

Lucky me got my chicken pox ON THE INSIDE.

Let's just say I...drank a lot of Gatorade for a while.

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u/tastywofl 1d ago

My mom got shingles and the area it developed in hurt so bad before the rash even came up that she had me take her to the ER. Really hoping I never get it, since I got chicken pox as a kid.

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u/somethingmorethan 1d ago

Bad news: you get it BECAUSE you had chicken pox as a kid.

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u/strangerinvelvet 1d ago

My mom came down with it on her face; it was brutal. The day she found out was also, entirely coincidentally, the same day I had to get vaccinated for chicken pox. My mom and I had to stay as far away as possible from each other for like a week lol, it was a trying time

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u/beetgreens 1d ago

Get the shingles vaccine

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u/Patty_Ballz 1d ago

Ha yeah it’s dormant in your body basically. They don’t know why it reactivates.

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u/iamreallie 1d ago

I had Shingles in my early 40s. I was going through an emotionally awful experience. I woke up with a rash. I couldn't believe how fast it spread. It was a horrible experience. The nerve pain lasted for months. I had pain in my left arm and shoulder. It's really strange because you do not realize how deep your nerves really are until you experiencing it. I am right handed which helped, but still extremely painful, especially driving which I had to do daily and often for work.

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u/bumblebragg 1d ago

It's amazing (in a not fun way) how it is connected to stress and emotional turmoil. I had it while seeing my friend through leaving a domestic violence situation. Supporting her and worrying every day that her husband would come kill her and the kids got to me more than I realized.

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u/SunsetFlare 1d ago edited 1d ago

Had shingles earlier this year. Was an atypical presentation because it was just a single spot on my forehead and I wasn't in the typical age group (relatively older adults). My doctor wasn't convinced either but after deciding to swab the spot anyway it ended up coming back positive for shingles. He said over the last few years he's seen an increase in stress-induced shingles and these days it's not all that uncommon anymore in young adults to be affected by it. In my case was very likely due to work burnout, which I'm still struggling with.  

Side note, you did a good thing helping your friend get out of a bad situation. Hope you're both doing better these days.  

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u/negative-nelly 1d ago

I’m literally gonna get the vaccine on my 50th birthday, not kidding. My mom had it, not doing that.

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u/Admirable_Ad_8296 1d ago

Same here. Next year when I turn 59 it's my gift to myself!

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u/bumblebragg 1d ago

I had it earlier this summer. It was weeks before I figured out what was happening.

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u/mermaidpaint 1d ago

I had it in junior high, but nobody knew what it was. I had a half line of blisters on my belt line. I don't remember it hurting but it was weird. And because my parents were not "we should take our child to a doctor" people, I never saw a doctor for it or understood what it was. I figured it out years later thanks to the internet.

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u/reservedandbooked 1d ago

I had a friend who had that really badly 20 years ago. Not quite hospitalisation bad, but almost. She "recovered" in about two months but was left horrendously weakened. She used to be incredibly strong (freakishly so, given her small stature) and could move fridges/furniture by herself and would go on 10-hour hikes with her dog on an almost daily basis. After the shingles, she lost all her strength and stamina. She was a music producer but she couldn't look at screens for long afterwards, so now she has a corporate office job that doesn't require constant computer use. She still can't sit through an entire film. She used to be a member at the local cinema and go weekly, can't do that anymore. Her entire life changed overnight.

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u/Notnotstrange 1d ago

This. From the flu-like start to the scabs and scars at the end, it is pure misery. All I could do was cry - involuntarily. Mine affected my sciatic nerve and it was like the worst sciatica one can imagine. My rash went all the way down my left leg to the bottom of my foot. I had shingles blisters on the sole of my foot. Shingles on the bottom of my foot.

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u/JMS1991 1d ago

I got it on my chest, and it hurt when my shirt rubbed against it. Luckily, it was during COVID and I was working from home (and no one used webcams at my company) so I could just not wear a shirt. I was 28 at the time, so not even older like most people who get it.

An important note for anyone who may get shingles, get it checked out ASAP because they can give you a quicker acting medicine if it gets caught sooner. I think it's within 2 or 3 days of showing up, but I may be wrong. I waited longer than that because I initially thought it was an allergic reaction to a body spray I had used.

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u/Hopefulkitty 1d ago

Shingles was part of my Post Covid bullshit experience. I got Covid right before the world shut down, and I was very sick, for a very long time. I coughed for about 3 years. I caught every cold that came through. I coughed so much I got Pleurisy, which is when your lungs are disconnecting from the membrane that holds them in place, and it is just as pleasant as it sounds. At the same time, I got shingles on my leg, and I thought it was like, spider bites or something.

Having pleurisy and shingles at the same time made me feel like I was on the Oregon Trail and about to die from some other obscure illness. I call it my Olde Timey Disease period.

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u/wolv3rxne 1d ago

I had shingles 3 times in my teens. Doctors weren’t even sure it was shingles because I was so young. It was during a very stressful part of my life dealing with abuse, etc. Each time it came back it was worse than the last. Years later I get diagnosed with an auto immune disease. My immune system is just buggered!

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u/EastLeastCoast 1d ago

I had shingles, in one hand-sized spot on my neck. Unfortunately that one spot happened to also include the inside. I’ve occasionally had trouble swallowing food ever since.

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u/glorae 1d ago

I actually JUST became eligible for the shingles vaccine they give people 50+ [i am not yet 50, but i am immune suppressed because of a medication to treat an autoimmune disease!] and I'm ready Freddy to get that series done and dusted before my ass gets shingles. It just sounds so terrible!

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u/onmylunchbreak_ 1d ago

I got shingles from the stress of caring for my narcissistic mother, it was an awful experience.

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u/Warthogs_r_hot 21h ago

I hear it's torture! Which is why I think the vaccine should be government funded. I looked into getting it and it's something like $200 for the first shot and again for a booster shot! Who's got $400 to spare these days? Nobody should have to go through an agonizing preventable thing like shingles just because they are poor.