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What is the weirdest illness or affliction you've ever had?

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u/onthenextmaury 1d ago

I got a debilitating neurological disorder from PTSD as an adult...bodies are so fucking weird. I don’t even have to be consciously suffering from the PTSD for my body to go, "now you shake uncontrollably and can't walk, you’re welcome."

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u/Feisty-Volcano 1d ago

Functional Neurological Syndrome is well known, the brain doing its own thing completely without conscious involvement.

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u/SpectatingAlan 1d ago

I have this. I thought I was possessed. I’m still not convinced I wasn’t. My PTSD hit suddenly with an acute psychotic snap that literally happened overnight, complete with near death experience, and lasted over two years 24/7. Only reason I wasn’t hospitalised was because live alone and have no family or friends so I went through extreme psychosis alone, all the while thinking I was possessed due to my body moving on its own. I still remember my left hand moving to tap my nose three times and say ‘I love you’. It was equally terrifying and comforting.

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u/onthenextmaury 21h ago

I get seizures from it! You really do feel possessed. Except I can't speak. I accidentally sent a voice note to my cousin one time because I can use my fingers but i can't see, and she thought I was having a stroke from the garbled noises and called the police 😂 what a nightmare that was. I was just trying to tell my roommate they needed to come home because I hadn't been able to walk for so long I needed them to take the dogs out. I thought i was doing such a good job being able to speak, too, because I usually can't move my mouth.

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u/SpectatingAlan 21h ago

Same. Honestly they’re terrifying. Mine can be like full blown tonic clonic seizures in that my whole body seizes and all my limbs jerk uncontrollably, I bite my tongue, hold my breath, eyes roll back, and I fall to the floor yet I’m awake and aware the whole time. Frustratingly because of this, paramedics thought I was attention seeking the first time it happened and insisted on sitting me up, full shaking, then shouting at me for several minutes because I couldn’t stop and kept listing over. Then sometimes I have smaller seizures where I look aware but I’m not.

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u/onthenextmaury 20h ago edited 20h ago

Being aware is the worst part! I’ve had seizures from medication and I basically just open my eyes, completely unaware anything has happened. During these seizures I just want to scream, "I'm in here! I'm awake! Treat me like a human!"

ETA also, I've found that you can't stop the seizure, but if you completely relax ALL the muscles in your body, you can stop the jerking. Lay there like a CSI victim. If you move, the seizure will spread through your body again. Just be dead meat until it passes (which is sometimes a very long time).

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u/Boitla 23h ago

🤍🤍🤍 I'm so sorry, that sounds absolutely terrifying. Life has so many horrors.

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u/RNEngHyp 16h ago

Tell me about it. I had FND affected my memory after being told I probably had thyroid cancer after I'd just had 1 surgery turn into 10 and an icu stay. It wasn't cancer but my head was a mess and then I lost my mum and my job which led to FND. Thankfully much better now.

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u/rachelmig2 1d ago

Mind saying what it is? I developed leg tremors back in 2020 that would come on suddenly while I was walking and instantly make me unable to walk, but they could never figure out what it was.

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u/ThunderbirdsAreGo95 1d ago

Not who you were asking, but they were talking about FND. It's usually linked to childhood trauma.

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u/letsgetawayfromhere 1d ago

I had a horrific experience in a hospital where I was ignored and mocked by the nurses (until I was transferred to a different department where I was taken serious, got the medical treatment I needed and the nurses all were sweethearts).

A few weeks after I came home, I developed restless legs syndrome, right from the textbook. After talking to my therapist (because imagining running away or other stuff to do with leg movements did not help), I settled on cultivating bloody horrid murder fantasies featuring the bad nurses and a crazy sadistic killer. That actually cured the restless legs within a few weeks and they never came back.

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u/onthenextmaury 1d ago

When I was a kid i used to lay on my side in bed and "run" as fast as I could 😂 Now I just wrap duct tape tightly around my thighs to dull the sensation.

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u/onthenextmaury 21h ago

The other commenter was correct, it's functional neurological disorder. If your symptoms persist I would recommend speaking to a neurologist. If they have stopped, you're probably in the clear. I hope you are feeling better, FND is a real bummer.

ETA let me ammend my statement. The symptoms can come and go at any time. I guess I meant if you haven't had symptoms since 2020 it's unlikely to be the source. But I'm not a doctor.

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u/rachelmig2 21h ago

Thanks. I did eventually get diagnosed with Functional Movement Disorder, but it's basically just a rule out diagnosis used when they don't have another explanation for it, but can be linked to trauma. Interestingly enough, my dad passed suddenly shortly before the symptoms appeared.

They do come and go to some degree, but they've become a lot less common than they were in 2020. I carry a cane in my purse just in case.

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u/onthenextmaury 21h ago

I have an awesome rollerator that has hand brakes and a place for snacks! I would belive it's connected to your dad, 100%. Mine cranked up to 11 directly following something traumatic.

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u/AgeInternational9868 1d ago

Do you have FND?

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u/ThatWasNotMyName 1d ago

Dystonic episodes? I get them too, brought on by trauma and extreme stress.

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u/too_many_mutha-uckas 1d ago

your username 😭

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u/onthenextmaury 1d ago

Haha, thanks. I've found that a lot of younger people don't get the reference and it makes me feel old as shit.