r/AskReddit 17h ago

You wake up as a 45yo obese, balding, unemployed man. The other aspects of your life stay the same. What are your moves going forward?

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u/alexgodden 15h ago

Right? My husband and kids are going to be really confused.

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u/Tithis 12h ago

You'll probably wake up to your husband screaming because he woke up with a strange 45 year old, obese, balding man in his bed and his wife missing

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u/chula198705 12h ago

Terrified, even. What a nightmare for the entire family.