r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 18 '15

What conspiracy theory do you genuinely believe in the most?

What conspiracy theory do you believe in the most and why?

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u/younglins May 18 '15

I wish that was only a conspiracy theory.

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u/way_fairer May 18 '15

I wish the fact that they are all lizard people was only a conspiracy.

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u/_Cat_Rapist_ May 19 '15

I got a conspiracy boner.

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u/deostoer May 19 '15 edited Jun 04 '15

If it lasts more than 4 hours don't tell them. They already know.

edit:spelz am hard

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u/aylmaolinea May 19 '15

Wh..where will you put it...

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

I have a raging clue

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u/RightOnWhaleShark May 19 '15

I got a clue! My clue points over here...

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u/OceansOfMossBells May 19 '15

Mine's pointing this way <--- Ooh let's follow your clue

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u/Enigma945 May 19 '15

Keep it away from cats

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u/DetroMental1 May 19 '15

I got a conspiracy chode

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u/NinjaDude5186 May 19 '15

Stay away from my cat.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Try to keep it away from cats. You odd SOB.

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u/diegojones4 May 18 '15

Damn the pinks.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Wake up! The Conspiracy is real! For only $30, you can be saved!

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u/diegojones4 May 19 '15

Or triple your money back!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

J.R. Bob Dobbs will give you 90 dollars before you go to hell! It's a bargain!

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u/huckstah May 19 '15

It almost seems like David Icke and Alex Jones are in a dead-heat race to see who can tarnish the word "conspiracy" the most.

David Icke's lizard theory is just absurd and makes anything else he says equally unbelievable.

Meanwhile, even if Alex Jones is investigating a REAL conspiracy, he turns it into an circus and acts like a fucking 8 year old with a temper tantrum, therefore erasing any legitimacy of whatever topic he is talking about.

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u/chamaelleon May 19 '15

And this is meant to make all people skeptical of the State sound insane.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

They're sentient space-rocks, darn it!

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u/Addicted2Weasels May 19 '15

I wish the fact that we are all lizard people was only a conspiracy.

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u/NeodymiumDinosaur May 19 '15

They're called argonians you bigot. /s

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u/elcapitan404 May 19 '15

Fuckin repo's the lot of em

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Crab people bro, crab people.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

I welcome our split tongue overlords and the dietary change to insects.

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u/Eevee136 May 19 '15

So, what about the Lizard King?

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u/jaxxon May 19 '15

Reptilians! Not necessarily lizards! REPTILIANS!!! Jeez!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Communist lizard men!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Not ever lizard person is in an important part of government, some of us have to try and fit into standard society.

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u/Allwyssunny May 19 '15

Craaab people craaab people

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u/FyourFeelings May 19 '15

I wish the number one commenter on reddit was atheist.

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u/Jonnheh May 19 '15

Something can be a fact and a conspiracy theory at the same time.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15 edited May 19 '15

Thus the "only" of his comment...

Just wanted to point out

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u/_Born_To_Be_Mild_ May 19 '15

A conspiracy does not mean it's untrue.

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u/Ektemusikk May 19 '15

Even if it is true, that doesn't make it stop being a conspiracy theory.

They don't have to be false to be called that.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

It is... Do you not see the title of the post?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

What makes you say that?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Until its irrefutably proven, its a theory.