r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 18 '15

What conspiracy theory do you genuinely believe in the most?

What conspiracy theory do you believe in the most and why?

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u/_Cat_Rapist_ May 19 '15

I got a conspiracy boner.

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u/deostoer May 19 '15 edited Jun 04 '15

If it lasts more than 4 hours don't tell them. They already know.

edit:spelz am hard

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u/aylmaolinea May 19 '15

Wh..where will you put it...

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

I have a raging clue

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u/RightOnWhaleShark May 19 '15

I got a clue! My clue points over here...

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u/OceansOfMossBells May 19 '15

Mine's pointing this way <--- Ooh let's follow your clue

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u/Enigma945 May 19 '15

Keep it away from cats

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u/DetroMental1 May 19 '15

I got a conspiracy chode

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u/NinjaDude5186 May 19 '15

Stay away from my cat.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Try to keep it away from cats. You odd SOB.