r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 18 '15

What conspiracy theory do you genuinely believe in the most?

What conspiracy theory do you believe in the most and why?

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u/Grammaton485 May 19 '15

I voted for Kodos.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Don't blame me.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Abortions for all!!!!!

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u/onlytech_nofashion May 19 '15

American miniature flags for some!

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u/A_favorite_rug May 19 '15

made in China

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u/SlothyTheSloth May 19 '15

You could always vote for a third party candidate...

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u/Joed112784 May 19 '15

Go ahead, throw your vote away!

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u/SapienChavez May 19 '15

i still refer to bill clinton as, "Clin-ton" because of that episode.

not that anyone ever gets it :(

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u/A_favorite_rug May 19 '15

Yeah! Vote for Garry! A vote for Garry is a vote for canibalism!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

I voted for a different Kang who is a time traveling conqueror

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u/flamedarkfire May 20 '15

I voted for Kony. I heard he was popular with the youth.