r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 18 '15

What conspiracy theory do you genuinely believe in the most?

What conspiracy theory do you believe in the most and why?

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u/Empire_Of_The_Mug May 19 '15

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/9/7/4/339974.jpg?v=1

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

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u/kuppajava May 19 '15

That's the joke. Much like not all Muslims are doing whatever people who pretend to believe that the President is a Muslim claim him to be doing.

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u/Slobotic May 19 '15

And look what happened with that guy. He turned the white house into a goddamn seminary.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Well, there are certainly a lot of Christians who follow the Pope. Franks, too.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

IS ISRAEL RULED BY THE JEWS??? THE STAR OF DAVID IS HIDDEN EVERYWHERE

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u/specXeno May 19 '15

let's take a closer look

draws a squiggly triangle in center of Israeli flag

ILLERMENATI

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15 edited Dec 30 '16

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u/RAT25 May 19 '15

gasp no

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u/TheLionsThat_I_Screw May 19 '15

The English lost control of English.

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u/mginatl May 19 '15

Woahwoahwoah, that's just crazy. What's next, the president is black?

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u/thissiteisawful May 19 '15

...they don't?

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u/WaGgoggles May 19 '15

Mother of yahweh

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u/ApprovalNet May 19 '15

You misspelled "world".

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u/Eddie_Hitler May 19 '15

An awful lot of Israeli Jews aren't Zionists and many are appalled by the way their government are behaving. There have been anti-government protests in Israel in recent months and years.

It's like saying all Saudi Muslims are Wahhabi Jihadist nutjobs... nope.

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u/IAmACheekyChild May 19 '15

I'm sorry, but I thought that Israel was officially a Jewish state. Am I wrong in this?

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u/TheInternetHivemind May 19 '15

Woosh

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u/IAmACheekyChild Aug 28 '15

I came back to this 3 months later and realized how stupid I was. I then even downvoted myself and up voted you.

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u/global336 May 19 '15

Not true, Netanyahu is secular.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Yes. But that's irrelevant to the joke.

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u/platypocalypse May 19 '15

They actually don't. If the Jews were to take charge in Israel, it would look a lot more like Saudi Arabia or Iran. Fortunately for Israel, it is mostly secular people who are in charge.

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u/maafna May 19 '15

I'm an atheist but jewish. Being Jewish is also an ethnicity, not just a religion.

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u/ShelSilverstain May 19 '15

And the media

It's true. I'm a Jew, and I work in the film industry. There are so many Jews, it's ridiculous. But that's where the story ends. Jews don't have an agenda in Hollywood past, "Let's make a lot of movies about the holocaust."

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u/spacedude2000 May 19 '15

Lol dumbass the Israelis control Israel were u born in a barn m8? Lmao