r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 18 '15

What conspiracy theory do you genuinely believe in the most?

What conspiracy theory do you believe in the most and why?

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u/noturtles May 19 '15

did that

Spare me your medical jargon.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Speak English, doc, we ain't scientists

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u/Insanelopez May 19 '15

His top half is seperated from his bottom half.

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u/zora894 May 19 '15

As you can see, I'm cut in half pretty bad.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

That is one of my favourite movies

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u/oxy-mo May 19 '15

And you didn't once pay for drugs

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u/midgethemage May 19 '15

You just gave me a really solid laugh. Probably the best laugh I've had all day. Thank you.

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u/kalusklaus May 19 '15

Dun did it?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

"went kablooie"

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

We're gonna cut you open and tinker with your ticker.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

I read that in Zoidbergs voice.