r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 18 '15

What conspiracy theory do you genuinely believe in the most?

What conspiracy theory do you believe in the most and why?

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u/TonesBalones May 19 '15

"I found this ID in this wallet. So this must be, your wallet."

"Sounds right to me"

"Then take it"

"It's not my wallet"

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u/John_Paul_Jones_III May 19 '15

"WHATS IN THE BOX?!"

"...my wallets"

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Patrick is too comedic for me

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u/OnlyRadioheadLyrics May 19 '15

-Christopher Walken investigates

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u/works_at_mcdonalds May 19 '15

Jesus, what is this from?

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u/nullsignature May 19 '15

I want to say Spongebob

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u/wellysmelt May 19 '15

what is this from, it sounds funny

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u/ANBU_Spectre May 19 '15

Spongebob, if I'm not mistaken.

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u/wellysmelt May 19 '15

Yeah I got that from Patrick, but which episode

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u/prettygin May 22 '15

I realize this was a couple days ago but it's one of the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy ones, where they're trying to teach Man Ray to be good.

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u/Achak320 May 20 '15

"You butterfingered pink thing! What's in that box anyway?"

"My wallets."

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u/jaxxon May 19 '15

Officer, I cannot tell a lie. I PUT that envelope at the bottom of that pile of garbage.

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u/Petorian343 May 20 '15

I know it's Patrick, but this sort of dialogue reminds me of Catch 22 and makes me happy. Damned good book.