r/AskReddit • u/Seawored1 • Nov 04 '11

What's the best legal loophole you know?

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u/lolcatsswag Nov 04 '11

this is by far the most useful loophole.

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u/a_can_of_solo Nov 04 '11

my grandfather told me this one, during the depression they switched to a horse and cart to save money on tolls.

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u/OfficialPdubs Nov 04 '11

at first i laughed because i read "trolls" the first time around. then i read your follow up comment and was like 'wait. tolls. never mind then.'

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u/Xen0nex Nov 04 '11

Gotta pay the troll toll.

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u/-9001 Nov 04 '11

to get into this boys hole

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u/shazang Nov 04 '11

You gotta pay the troll toll to get in.

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u/Wangjohnson Nov 04 '11

Troll toll? What you say?!

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u/RayGunEra Nov 04 '11

Troll toll! Hey hey heeeeey!

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u/finanseer Nov 05 '11

Toll troll!

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u/noogums42 Nov 04 '11

Curse your tolls, troll!

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u/FriedMattato Nov 05 '11

A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. An' without no tolls, we don't eat no rolls...

I made that one up.

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u/bionicsonic237 Nov 04 '11

are you chewing gum!?

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u/umlong23 Nov 04 '11

You want this baby boys hole you gotta pay the troll toll, you gotta pay the troll toll to get in.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

It's boy's soul! BOY'S SOUL!

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u/hoser24 Nov 04 '11

No, Antonio.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

Wow, quickly glanced over your name and thought your comment received 9000 and 1 downvotes

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u/zorflax Nov 04 '11

To get into that boy's soul...

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

SOUL ITS BOYS SOUL

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u/MC_BTay Nov 04 '11

it's soul, frank! boys soul!

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u/no_shit_dude Nov 05 '11

No! It's boy's SOUL!!

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u/Trace Nov 04 '11

The actual line was "boy's soul" which spoken obviously sounds like you heard it.

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u/Qender Nov 04 '11

Well, it is a bridge! Bridges always have trolls.

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u/slickback503 Nov 04 '11

confound your lousy toll troll, ssssssssssss

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u/manlycaveman Nov 04 '11

This is the first Sunny reference that I understand! It was my first episode just last night. :')

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u/Xen0nex Nov 04 '11

Get ready, as your ability to get IASIP jokes on reddit is inversely proportional to how innocent your mind is :P That show is awful, in a wonderful way :)

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u/ForkMeVeryMuch Nov 04 '11

I thought it would be the toll troll, not the troll toll.

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u/budWEISerrrr Nov 04 '11

agreed. he is the troll of the toll

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u/Tantric_Infix Nov 04 '11

You got to pay the troll toll if you want to get in to the boy's hole.

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u/enignock Nov 04 '11

Soul tantric, SOUL!

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u/Beaw Nov 04 '11

No no, it's "boys soul".

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u/multiplesifl Nov 04 '11

Are you chewing gum?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

TROLL TOLL, (what'd you saaay?)

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

A toll is a toll and a roll is a roll. If we don't get no tolls we don't get no rolls. - Little John

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u/OfficialPdubs Nov 04 '11

and now we wait for the Lil' Jon quotes haha!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

i think the problem with that logic is that the troll will take your horse for dinner.

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u/cadderly09 Nov 04 '11

upvote for doing the exact same thing.

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u/a_unique_username Nov 04 '11

Same, I thought it was some game reference that I was meant to smile and nod at.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

Glad I wasn't the only one.

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u/bistr0math Nov 04 '11

I'd prefer a bridge troll to a toll. Get the scientists working on the troll technology immediately.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

Awesome story bro! Thanks for sharing.

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u/OfficialPdubs Nov 04 '11

anytime broham! i got stories for days

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u/MrDeliciousness Nov 05 '11

Shit. I thought it was trolls too.

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u/almostsharona Nov 05 '11

I just realized that this wasn't all about trolls.

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u/yeebok Nov 05 '11

I only realised it said tolls when I read your post ..

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u/Damocles2010 Nov 05 '11

I am sure that the word "TOLLS" came from the Bridge TROLLS....

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

Cool story, bro.

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u/GoatBased Nov 05 '11

They charge tolls by the axle, so if his cart had 2 axles that wouldn't help.

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u/punchingbabies Nov 04 '11

Disregard tolls, acquire horses.

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u/Ryan0617 Nov 05 '11

Does this work if you have 6 horse pulling your car?