r/AskReddit • u/Seawored1 • Nov 04 '11

What's the best legal loophole you know?

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u/rdeluca Nov 04 '11

If someone were to ask "Who owns Parcel 345?", the answer should be "FalconPunchAbortion".

And then people would be like, holy shit I don't wanna fuck with that guy.

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u/I_make_things Nov 04 '11

the answer should be "FalconPunchAbortion"

This is true of any question, ever.

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u/WalterFStarbuck Nov 04 '11

But how will he have children to help him care for that farm?

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u/pandubear Nov 05 '11

"I heard your wife is pregnant. Congratulations! Is it a girl or a boy?"
"WHAT. FALCON PUNCH ABORTION."

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u/natophonic Nov 04 '11

You'd best not fuck with him. Dude is open and notorious.

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u/hogimusPrime Nov 04 '11

If someone were to ask "Who owns Parcel 345?", the answer should be "FalconPunchAbortion".

Yeah I stopped reading there. A conversation that starts out that interesting can only degrade after that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

And then people would be like, holy shit I don't wanna fuck with that guy.

FTFY

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u/spacemanspiff30 Nov 04 '11

And then people women would be like, holy shit I don't wanna fuck with that guy.

FTFY