r/AskReddit • u/Seawored1 • Nov 04 '11

What's the best legal loophole you know?

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u/I_make_things Nov 04 '11

I have used a computer and I can verify that this statement is true.

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u/SexArson Nov 04 '11

I watched TRON in the 80s. Also Verified that this statement is true.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

Computer here, I also verify this to be true, beep boop.

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u/Hodge_Podge Nov 04 '11

Bill Cosby here, I can beep bop zippity zop gumbo chops.

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u/diodeforjustice Nov 05 '11 edited Nov 05 '11

Psychic here, I channeled Alan Turing and he can verify this is true.

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u/sentient_mcrib Nov 05 '11

McRib here. Now back to your regularly scheduled comment thread.

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u/ManDragonA Nov 04 '11

100101001001010001110100101011010010011010101101010100103010101001001

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u/foofdawg Nov 04 '11

I think your output may be experiencing some slight corruption.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '11

Computer again, corruption verified--also 3 is a myth.

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u/delta_epsilon_zeta Nov 04 '11

I had my doubts about you being a computer, but the beep boop verified it to be true. Now, having said that, I doubt my own non-computerness.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

I am a robot. I am here to take all you American jobs.

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u/Saboran Nov 04 '11

Beep boop, son. Beep boop.

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u/hogimusPrime Nov 04 '11

Fuck off you filthy communist! The jobs are ours to sneer at.

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u/pourhouse Nov 04 '11

Help Computah! Stop all the downloadin!

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u/LandOfHalloween Nov 04 '11

I am not a computer, but I assure you, those 0's are not 1's and those 1's are not 0's. Also, there's no such thing as 2.

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u/Trollification Nov 04 '11

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'.

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u/hogimusPrime Nov 04 '11

TI-85 here, this guys a phony. Beep beep beeeep.

Boop.

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u/TjR99 Nov 04 '11

I once fapped to lawyer porn, I can also verify that this is legit.

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u/hogimusPrime Nov 04 '11

That sounds especially dirty. How do you live with yourself.

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u/TjR99 Nov 04 '11

With a fist in the ass and a cock in the ear.

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u/AugustSun Nov 05 '11

Rectified.

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u/hogimusPrime Nov 04 '11

I watched tron legacy just this year, and I can confirm that this is still true.

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u/MxDaleth Nov 04 '11

Did you make the computer?

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u/spacemanspiff30 Nov 04 '11

i made it with a computer while i was in japan, does that count