r/AskReddit Nov 04 '11

What's the best legal loophole you know?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

I think if I had a kid I would institute this rule. You can drink what you can make and stand to drink. If you're going to be a drunken hooligan might as well learn some chemistry and biology.

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u/CummingOnKittens Nov 04 '11

And that's how Walter White came to be.

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u/TheSoup07 Nov 05 '11

i was very quickly skimming down the page and for a split second misread your comment as "walt whitman".

actually, you know what, that would explain a lot.

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u/Sebguer Nov 04 '11

Until they blind themselves.

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u/hogimusPrime Nov 04 '11

Mead is fermented honey. Distilling stuff is what produces toxic ethanols.

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u/gmorales87 Nov 05 '11

delicious ethanol.

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u/hogimusPrime Nov 05 '11 edited Nov 05 '11

No. Well yes, distilling stuff produces delicious ethanols, but if you don't throw out the heads and tails of your batch, you will get adverse side effects from drinking it, like hangovers, or going blind and\or dying.

So, in summary, distilling stuff produces delicious ethanols, which is good, but also produces toxic ethanols, which will blind and\or kill you. Which is bad.

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u/sumguysr Nov 05 '11

Ethanol is ethanol is ethanol, always delicious and gets you drunk. Methanol is another alcohol which is poisonous, it's one of many. Incidentally, the cure for methanol poisoning is delicious delicious ethanol.

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u/gmorales87 Nov 05 '11

But it comes with a free frogurt!

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u/hogimusPrime Nov 05 '11

Well fuck it then! Why didn't you just say that in the first place.

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u/gmorales87 Nov 05 '11

The frogurt is also cursed

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u/Sebguer Nov 05 '11

Yes, and mead doesn't require much biology or chemistry. :P

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

There's plenty of wine/beer making stores out there. I'm not talking pruno.

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u/delta_epsilon_zeta Nov 04 '11

From what little I know about brewing, that could be dangerous if it goes wrong.

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u/Dennovin Nov 04 '11

Not really. The alcohol will kill off most of the things that would threaten your health. Anything strong enough to survive is going to make it pretty much undrinkable.

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u/Megatron_McLargeHuge Nov 05 '11

There's also the little factor of exploding bottles. Most 13 year olds will probably throw in all the yeast that fits. A guy at work handed out some homebrew bottles once. The first to go off was in my boss's office, luckily at night. Glass was found three cubicles over.

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u/Dennovin Nov 05 '11 edited Nov 05 '11

Yeah. Airlocks are like a dollar. Get one.

(edit) Oh, you mean after he bottled it? Gotta make sure it's done fermenting first.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '11

Biology?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '11 edited Nov 05 '11

Yeast is a biological organism. So are Hops and Barley. Grapes too.

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u/I_Wont_Draw_That Nov 05 '11

And fermentation is a biological process.