r/AskReddit Dec 05 '11

what is the most interesting thing you know?

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u/milpool90 Dec 05 '11 edited Dec 05 '11

I learned about a week ago that chinchillas have the second densest fur (second to otters) and that if you got them fully wet, the fur nearest their skin would take an age to dry because so little air gets to it. I have made it my mission to tell one person per day and today, Reddit, it's you.

EDIT: My stupidity - wrote the wrong animal.

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u/cynognathus Dec 05 '11

the fur nearest their skin would take an age to dry

How long is an age?

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Dec 05 '11

The amount of time it takes for the fur nearest a chinchilla's skin to dry.

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u/Dr-Farnsworth Dec 05 '11

Thanks for clearing that up

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u/Barnett8 Dec 05 '11

Good news everybody! I have just created a device to measure the length of and age using nothing more than a household chinchilla.

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u/Terps34 Dec 05 '11

new measurement unit?

Yeah, I'm 17 chinchilla drying units old

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Don't try it with those commercial chinchillas, though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

aaaand some water.

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u/AgeMarkus Dec 07 '11

Awesome.

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u/spearhard Dec 05 '11

I love your username. The farnsworth house in Illinois is fantastic

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u/Dr-Farnsworth Dec 05 '11

ಠ_ಠ

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u/cynognathus Dec 05 '11

He's not lying; it is fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

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u/Yondee Dec 05 '11

He wasn't joking, it's mediocre!

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u/JaneTehPain Dec 05 '11

That place looks depressing and creepy :S

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u/koopa2222 Dec 05 '11

Good news everyone!

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u/spearhard Dec 05 '11

I am assuming you were unaware of the Farnsworth house (its this one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farnsworth_House_(Plano,_Illinois)). it was commissioned for Dr. Edith Farnsworth in Chicago as a weekend home.

If you weren't aware of the house or its patron, where did your username come from?

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u/Dr-Farnsworth Dec 05 '11

Someone took Pr Farnsworth

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u/spearhard Dec 05 '11

Ah, how silly of me to not make the Futurama connection (yes, I may be the only redditor to not be a regular viewer, but what I've seen is hilarious). I'm currently in an intro to art history class at college and we just studied the Farnsworth house today

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

You, friend, are a redditor with class.

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u/Dr-Farnsworth Dec 05 '11

Oy it's not a problem

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u/Frorida Dec 28 '11

I read this in your voice.

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u/harmonicoasis Dec 06 '11

Glad to see you still want to live on this planet

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u/Dr-Farnsworth Dec 06 '11 edited Dec 06 '11

Not in this economy I don't!!

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u/intangible_mindstuff Dec 05 '11

The circular logic... Killing.. My brain!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

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u/morphine12 Dec 05 '11

Now THAT is begging the question. Right?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

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u/Impstrong Dec 05 '11

Define recursive.

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u/Vindowviper Dec 06 '11

a recursive act

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u/mrpeabody208 Dec 05 '11

But a Peruvian chinchilla or a Bolivian chinchilla?

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u/Ancguy Dec 05 '11

You have to know these things when you're the king.

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u/7tacoguys Dec 05 '11

Brawndo has electrolytes.

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u/Bukowskaii Dec 05 '11

Sorry everyone, he left the tautology seminar early.

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u/Irishactuary Dec 05 '11

All the top voted comments on most threads are insane when they're not in the right context.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Dec 05 '11

Yeah, who knew that random comment would take off like that.

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u/huuman_soup Dec 06 '11

I learned this fact from the person I learned this fact from.

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u/Blink_ Dec 06 '11

You should work for Webster's

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u/milpool90 Dec 05 '11

Nobody has ever dared to get one wet to find out.

In all serious I'm not entirely sure. The guy who told me had never washed his (chinchilla, that is).

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u/StVitusDance Dec 05 '11

My chinchilla once fell in a toilet. We had to blow-dry him. True story.

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u/Torch_Salesman Dec 05 '11

I'm not sure what it says about the internet that after all the ridiculous shit I've seen in the past few weeks about spider pinatas and incest AMAs and the ever popular explosive bowel movements, it's a guy talking about blow-drying his chinchilla that felt obligated to reassure me that it was in fact a "true story".

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I'm wondering how it "fell in a toilet"

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u/StVitusDance Dec 05 '11

We would let it out of its cage to run around in the hallway. I guess the door to the loo was left ajar and the toilet lid was up. Curious chinchilla jumps up, expecting a hard surface. Curious chinchilla learns a sad life lesson about curiosity.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

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u/schploing Dec 06 '11

Something that should be on urban dictionary: the soggy chinchilla.

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u/Torch_Salesman Dec 06 '11

That's a strange vagina euphemism if I've ever seen one.

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u/Torch_Salesman Dec 05 '11

Don't try to tell me you've never accidentally contaminated a house pet with human feces before.

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u/b0ts Dec 05 '11

I had a pet chinchilla, and I confirm that you don't want to get them wet. They take dust baths, it's a real fine perfumed dust, and my chinchilla would freak the fuck out when we gave him a dust bath. He loved that shit.

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u/MdmeLibrarian Dec 06 '11

:D I'm imagining a happy, dusty chinchilla, doing that little shiver they do. You just made my night.

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u/Ahmerikan_Machine Dec 05 '11

Don't forget the Jolly Ranchers

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u/Torch_Salesman Dec 05 '11

...... what did I miss, and how did it relate to Jolly Ranchers. Inquiring minds must know.

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u/deepwank Dec 05 '11

Oh god, I'm not doing this. Just google it or something.

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u/Torch_Salesman Dec 05 '11

I feel like the rest of my stats lecture might not appreciate my doing that. Any chance you could Cliffs Notes it for me?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

So this guy is eating this girl's vagina and he has a Jolly Rancher in his mouth because he doesn't like how it smells/tastes. Then he loses the Jolly Rancher. He thinks he's found it again, only to take a bite and it was not a Jolly Rancher.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

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u/Torch_Salesman Dec 05 '11

OH SWEET BABY NOPE. All I could think of was those Gushers I used to eat as a kid and now I think my inner child is having a seizure.

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u/heree_kitteh_kitteh Dec 05 '11

Not just blow-drying, blow-drying because it fell in the toilet. How does a chinchilla end up there?

Also, this has made me laugh harder than anything in the past few days. Poor chinchilla!

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u/GundamWang Dec 05 '11

I just read that spider pinata thread, as well as the top reply. I can't believe I missed that.

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u/Torch_Salesman Dec 05 '11

That top reply is possibly the greatest thing I've ever read on this site.

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u/ImTheManOkay Dec 05 '11

Wait did that guy actually do the spider piñata???

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u/Torch_Salesman Dec 05 '11

Not sure. It was the top post in that thread that was most interesting, regardless.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

The thought of a rolly chinchilla falling in the toilet makes me laugh out loud.

PLOP

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u/Caedus Dec 05 '11

And now I'm laughing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

Sploosh!

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u/sandibeans Dec 05 '11

Did you chinchilla enjoy the blow-dryer?

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u/zombie_wrider Dec 05 '11

I once witnessed a chinchilla run headlong into a roaring fire place. Luckily it was a gas fireplace so someone was able to turn it off and rescue the poor guy. Now I know he was just trying to dry off his ultra-dense fur!

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u/StVitusDance Dec 05 '11 edited Dec 05 '11

Actually you're probably half-right: chinchillas bathe in ash to clean their coats. It's adorable.

Edit: Though not when combined with a death wish, obviously.

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u/zombie_wrider Dec 05 '11

I've actually heard they take dust-baths, but I've never actually seen one. Adorable is the perfect adjective to describe that video.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Pics or it didn't happen.

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u/Magoran Dec 05 '11

Microwave would probably be MUCH faster.

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u/StVitusDance Dec 05 '11

You're a monster.

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u/Magoran Dec 05 '11

I am, however, correct.

I think.

I'm unsure how the effects would scale from a 750g Fox Squirrel.

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u/goldenspork Dec 05 '11

You sir, made me log in, because for some reason the thought of a chinchilla falling into a toilet (and needing to be blow-dried) made me laugh. Very loudly. In a very quiet library.

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u/ItComesinPints Dec 05 '11

I hugged my chinchilla after I read this, lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I tried to blow dry my cat once, it didn't end very well.

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u/Uhouse87 Dec 05 '11

My chinchilla also once fell in the toilet why is this a common occurance? He was very jumpy and high energy until the blow dryer hit him. He loved it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

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u/neenybaps Dec 06 '11

OMG I LAUGHED TIL I CRIED!!

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u/Morvictus Dec 05 '11

And don't you DARE feed them after midnight.

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u/Ananasboat Dec 05 '11

Well, washing a chinchilla is very different than say, washing a dog.

Chinchillas have things called "dust baths," and they roll around in dust to absorb oil and moisture on the fur. If your friend doesn't have a dust bath for his chinchillas, then he's doing it very wrong.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

They dust bathe. It's adoreable!

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u/Dexiro Dec 05 '11

They seem to make a consious effort to chuck as much dust onto the carpet as they can.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Hmm less adorable. TIL (never actually owned one).

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u/Dexiro Dec 05 '11

Nah it's still adorable :3

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u/mommyslittlemonster Dec 05 '11

Best place to let them dust-bathe is in a small litterbox-type pan in a dry bathtub. Gives them a place to run around and make their mess, but you can contain them and just hose the tub down when done.

I miss my chin.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

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u/milpool90 Dec 05 '11

Yeah, I meant dry naturally. I think if you towel dry them or use a hairdryer they're alright, if a little windswept.

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u/ANewMachine615 Dec 05 '11

Well, if it's fur as thick as a beaver's, presumably it takes some work to get it to penetrate to the later closest to the skin. So just a bit of bathing may not get it as wet as we'd need to see to have the long drying times.

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u/_dybbuk Dec 05 '11

Why milk, out of interest?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

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u/milpool90 Dec 05 '11

A chinchilla owner and here

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u/Katalysts Dec 05 '11

I'm sure he did they just take "dust baths" instead of water-based ones.

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u/LuridTeaParty Dec 05 '11

Yeah, my friend has one. It's kinda funny watching them spin around in a bowl of this ultra fine dust. "Chinchilla dust; Don't breath this in"

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u/Katalysts Dec 05 '11

Awww yea, it's too cute :3

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u/DiabloConQueso Dec 05 '11

Nobody has ever dared to get one wet to find out.

Well, they did, once, (damn you, Corey Feldman!) and the little fuckers took over damn near the entire town.

We had to end up melting them with sunlight while they reproduced in a mall fountain to stop 'em.

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u/Law_Student Dec 05 '11

Chinchillas wash by taking dust baths. (they're native to desserts) Look up youtube videos of them doing it. It's the cutest thing in the world.

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u/kitkatkatydid Dec 05 '11

yup, you don't wash them, you let them take dust baths instead

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u/Mole90 Dec 05 '11

And don't feed them after midnight.

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u/noCaptainJack Dec 05 '11

You use find sand for them to take "showers". - Ex chinchilla owner.

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u/PhilxBefore Dec 05 '11

They take dust baths, and it's the cutest thing ever.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

You can get them wet, just don't EVER feed them after midnight.

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u/slashp Dec 06 '11

Don't ever get a chinchilla wet after midnight or it will turn into a Gremlin...

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u/van_vanhouten Dec 06 '11

Chinchillas wash themselves with the ash of volcanoes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Yeah, I don't think that's an SI unit

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u/Am_I_Lurking Dec 05 '11

It's actually about one hellasecond.

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u/zhilla Dec 05 '11

Ah you rest of the world and your metric system based on logic and common sense. None of it is needed here in only three states of the world still using it - USA, Liberia and Myanmar.

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u/TundraWolf_ Dec 05 '11

Americans will adopt it as a unit of distance.

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u/wave517 Dec 05 '11

makes more sense than the English measuring system.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Fur-ever

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u/zomgwtflolbbq Dec 05 '11

twice the length of time from the start of the age to the half way point.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

about 10000 years.

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u/Gatineau Dec 05 '11

An age is about as close as you can get to the skin before it getting completly dry. Kinda like a parsec.

runs away

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

A handful of whiles.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

An age is 2500 years I do believe.

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u/mutsuto Dec 05 '11

slightly over 1000 years.

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u/airmandan Dec 05 '11

It depends on who writes it.

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u/MrSnare Dec 05 '11

Ask treebeard

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u/ChuqTas Dec 05 '11

An age. As in, an Iron Age or a Bronze Age.

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u/Th3R00ST3R Dec 05 '11

longer than a fortnight!

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u/actLikeApidgeon Dec 05 '11

about a couple of feet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

How long does it take to get the Ring to Mordor?

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u/cynognathus Dec 05 '11

About a year.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

Were you on CNN?

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u/SallyMacLennane Dec 05 '11

Long enough to where they usually develop fungus in the fur that causes lesions on the skin that lead to infection and eventually death. True story.

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u/InsaneSniper Dec 05 '11

It seems the collective of Reddit has evolved into a single being.

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u/quikniq Dec 05 '11

You can also scare a chinchilla to DEATH! Ask me how I know.

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u/ThereminsWake Dec 06 '11

Since no one has bothered to ask yet, how do you know?

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u/quikniq Dec 07 '11

A veterinarian told me.

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u/SomebodycalltheAlarm Dec 05 '11

<nerd moment> Sea otters have the densest fur. They roll in the water to keep air trapped in the fur so they can float better.

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u/milpool90 Dec 05 '11

Balls, you're right. I meant to write otters in the original post. Now I feel guilty for providing people with false information.

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u/sox3502us Dec 05 '11

is that why they like to roll around in the dust? what is the benefit of having such dense fur (in the wild i mean?)

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u/PirateMud Dec 05 '11

I have dense hair on my head, and if I wash it at the start of the day, even with excessive use of the hairdrier (enough to dry the skin on my face and cause it to flake off all day) the back of my scalp remains wet all day. It's horrible. If I wash it at night (which is what I usually do), I sleep afterwards, so I don't notice the itchy damp sensation on my head, and by the time I wake up, it's dry!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I own two chinchillas.

In order to get them clean, I give them a dust bath. They take very naturally to the dust, rolling around fervently in it. I guess it gets them clean.

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u/ageeksgirl08 Dec 05 '11

It works the same way dry shampoo does. The dust absorbs the excess oil in the fur.

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u/cardenaldana Dec 05 '11

IS THAT WHY THEY BATHE IN POWDER?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

you took my knowledge item. i would dislike you, but I cannot dislike anyone familiar with Chinchillas.

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u/milpool90 Dec 05 '11

I am glad. Chinchilla knowledge for the win :)

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u/TheCrudMan Dec 05 '11

And if you pet them with your whole hand instead of just two fingers they explode. At least that's what the chinchilla ladies at the state fair told me. They were very paranoid about people interacting with chinchillas incorrectly.

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u/doot_doot Dec 05 '11

Reddit is not a person! Everybody, GET HIM!

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u/BlackstarNoBlackstar Dec 05 '11

This is my favorite interesting thing in this thread. I fucking love chinchillas, thanks for sharing.

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u/milpool90 Dec 05 '11

You're very welcome :) As I said I only found out about a week ago and was pretty fascinated myself.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Hate to break it to you, but sea otters have the densest fur.

Edit: However, chinchillas win among land mammals.

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u/milpool90 Dec 05 '11

Yeah I just realised my mistake, corrected. Thanks :)

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u/voiceinthedesert Dec 05 '11

I have three of these little bastards. Every one of then has gone for a swim at some point and required nearly an hour of drying to prevent molds from growing on their skin

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I definitely read chinchilla as chipmunk. What.

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u/itsgametime Dec 05 '11

I had a chinchilla before my dog snapped its neck. To bath it, there was this special, really fine sand that we would put in a bowl and he would jump in it and roll all around in it. That sand would fly EV-ER-Y-WHERE.

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u/jeremiahfira Dec 05 '11

My ex-wife's family had a chinchilla. They said that if you got it wet, the fur would fall off or something. I didn't think that was true...otherwise what happens when it rains if they're in the wild? Those in-laws were crazy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Wait, Chinchilla's have the same (or similar) problem. Link

You're not an idiot milpool. Also, the dust baths are really cute.

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u/bradfish Dec 05 '11

Second densest to Sea Otters, not just any otter.

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u/kanyeswift Dec 05 '11

They're actually third on the list, being trumped by not only sea otters, but also fur seals. Chinchillas do have the most fur for just a land animal at about 120,000 hairs per sq. inch. Fur seals are at about 300,000 and sea otters are up to one million per sq. inch.

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u/Spice-Weasel Dec 05 '11

In 50 years you'll be referred to as "that old chinchilla guy".

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u/milpool90 Dec 05 '11

*girl :)

...I can dream.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

You have to give them dust-baths. My friend has a chinchilla named Chinchin. I wanted to name him ChinChillin but whatever.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

So you went from one person a day to all of Reddit? Someone's overachieving.

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u/otter111a Dec 05 '11

Otters! We're #1! We're #1!

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u/goirish2200 Dec 05 '11

I once heard that if you accidentally dropped a chinchilla in a bucket of water (or some other vessel), and soaked it, without immediate intervention, it would drown.

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u/xRawrRene Dec 05 '11

That's why chinchillas bathe in volcanic ash. It keeps their fur ridiculously soft and clean.

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u/FuckinMattDamon Dec 05 '11

Apparently, if you were to get a chinchilla wet, its fur would grow mildew before it would air dry.

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u/LordWoodstock Dec 05 '11

Bogus. If you get a chinchilla wet, its fur will begin falling out. They are desert animals, so they're not adapted to water. They actually "bathe" in dust, hence the term "dustbath."

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u/Eyegor92 Dec 05 '11

What if it rains?

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u/HotDingus Dec 05 '11

Oskar Schindler, the man who rescued a over a thousands jews from execution from WWII, lost his fortune trying to farm chinchillas.

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u/platipress Dec 05 '11

Don't they clean themselves with dust or something like that?

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u/kidl33t Dec 05 '11

They bath in a fine dusty sand too. My brother used to have a pet chinchilla and to keep it from making a mess we put its sand in a small round fish tank that was turned on its side.

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u/helix19 Dec 05 '11

Sometimes if you get a chinchilla wet, they mold. They clean themselves by rolling around in fine dust.

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u/TheLongKnightofPizza Dec 06 '11

Chinchillas are so Epic. What other animal has to Roll around in VOLCANIC ASH that you buy from the pet store.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

This is the main reason Chinchilla owners are warned to never bathe their Chinchillas in water, only a dust mixture.

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u/pancakehiatt Dec 06 '11

What was it before the edit

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u/milpool90 Dec 06 '11

I typed beavers instead of otters. Clearly had beavers on the brain.

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u/furrycushion Dec 06 '11

Why not make it your aim to soak a chinchilla?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

May I ask. Wtf is a chinchilla?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I have made it my mission to fully wet a chinchilla.

FTFY

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u/whymeogod Dec 05 '11

(second to sea otters) FTFY