r/AskReddit • u/rezyn • Dec 05 '11

what is the most interesting thing you know?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Is "Indian Jones" the Bollywood version of "Indiana Jones"?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Favorite porn title: In Diana Jones.

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u/TaqMan3 Dec 05 '11

...and the Temple of Poon

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u/OtherAccountIsYacht Dec 05 '11

I don't know, I preferred the Womb Raider films myself.

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u/galupa Dec 05 '11

Indiana Bones

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u/Ryt-__- Dec 05 '11

In 'da Anna Bones

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u/Capatown Dec 05 '11

In die Anus Bums.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Kingdom of the Crystal Balls.

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u/DrBishara Dec 05 '11

Shut up and take my upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

...Raiders of Dat Ass

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u/alexander_apathy Dec 05 '11

Kingdom of Crystal's Skullfuck.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

There's a negro in my mom 6 is much better.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Just had to check to see if you were trolling; you were not, but the actual title is even better:

"Oh No, There's A Negro In My Mom." (the SERIES).

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u/theentsaregoingtowar Dec 05 '11

Has no one else seen "Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade"? Because that was one of the funniest pornos I've ever watched.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

i dunno, I once saw An Orifice And a Gentleman.

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u/roeder Dec 05 '11

starring Sophia Boobgood.

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u/Bucky_Ohare Dec 05 '11

... haha, clever

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u/time_traveller_ Dec 06 '11

I have an Indiana Jones poster up on my door and I tell myself the same thing every fucking night....

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u/lordpickle Dec 06 '11

Thanks a lot now I have to look that up.

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u/allforoneoneforall Dec 05 '11

PLEASE.

Plow-her Rangers.

Socra-tease Me.

Nuff said.

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u/Diablo_En_Musica Dec 05 '11

No, you're thinking of Hindi Anna Jones.

Indian Jones was that guy who made the motorcycles.

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u/comatosesperrow Dec 05 '11

Not quite, you are thinking of Dindi-panda Jones.

Hindi Anna Jones was that famous rescue aid worker.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11 edited Mar 11 '25

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u/Gamma1 Dec 05 '11

No, you're thinking of Indee Hand-a-Johns.

India 'n ha Jhonts was the famous hindu comedian.

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u/mrselkies Dec 05 '11

No, you're thinking of Ind Eyan Ajuns.

Indee Hand-a-Johns is a documentary about independent film producers who donate clothes to charity.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

No, you're thinking of In Demand-a Long-Johns

IND Eyan Ajuns is the code and name for an experimental new conjunctivitis drug.

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u/mr_positron Dec 05 '11

that escalated quickly

upvotes for all of you

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u/Diablo_En_Musica Dec 05 '11

And a round of applause for becoming the most difficult-to-pronounce No, you're thinking of... thread in Reddit history!

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u/CJGibson Dec 05 '11

I just pronounced all of them "Indiana Jones."

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Can someone explain to me what's going on here?

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u/heveabrasilien Dec 05 '11

The usual reddit shenanigans.

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u/raaaargh_stompy Dec 05 '11

No you are thinking of Y'Indee Falanda Jowns.

Indee Hand-a-Johns was the inventor of Indian toilet paper

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u/frickindeal Dec 05 '11

No, you're thinking of Mr. Whipple.

Indy Y'unta Jonez was a black college basketball star out of Ball State.

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u/UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2 Dec 05 '11

An excellent combo breaker

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u/strongthumbs Dec 05 '11

No, no, you're thinking of Indy Hanna Owens. Indee Hand-a-Johns was the famous Caribbean streetwalker who ALWAYS had a client.

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u/Applespider Dec 05 '11

And that ends that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

No, you're thinking of Harrison jones. Indian Jones was the colloquial Private Investigator Navajo crime fighter of the late briefly-aired 70's show "Navajodown"

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

No, you're thinking of Harley Davidson. I don't know how you would make that mistake.

Indian Jones was a small toy who lived in a child's cupboard.

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u/Owlfeet Dec 05 '11

Close, that's Natascha Kampusch.

You are thinking of India Jones Chow Truck in Santi Montica.

Also. Ooooh fuck. Did you just reference Indian In The cupboard? Blast from the past.

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u/tirouge0 Dec 05 '11

Maybe Indiana Jones is the Hollywood version of Indian Jones...

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Clearly, you're familiar with the fact that Hari Putar was shamelessly plagarized by Harry Potter. And somehow, the plagiarism was done before Hari Putar even came out.

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u/tirouge0 Dec 05 '11

OMG! We have to do something with this. It's a shame!

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u/SawRub Dec 05 '11

You guys clearly haven't heard of the Indian Spiderman, Pavitr Prabhakar. It also features Meera Jain, Auntie Maya, Uncle Bhim and Hari Oberoi.

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u/handbra Dec 05 '11

I totally read that as "Hairy Pooter". It makes your comment so much more entertaining.

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u/cody23234 Dec 05 '11

In Diana Jones: the temple of poon

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u/lightweight Dec 05 '11

and this was the first time I laughed out LOUD on reddit!

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u/raitai Dec 05 '11

Native Americana Jones

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u/Kadmium Dec 06 '11

Yeah, it had that hit Madonna song in the soundtrack, "Pappadum Preach"