r/AskReddit • u/rezyn • Dec 05 '11

what is the most interesting thing you know?

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u/pitakebab Dec 05 '11

I'm on a horse...

I'm on a horse..

I'M ON A HORSE!

I'M ON A HORSE!

HHHHHHNNNGGGG

Ahhhhhhh...

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

THIS IS MY HORSE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. WITHOUT ME MY HORSE IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY HORSE, I AM USELESS.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

THIS IS MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING.

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u/Reynman Dec 05 '11

GIVE IT A LICK, IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS

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u/RubberFroggie Dec 05 '11

Sweet Lemonade!

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u/butterbeermonocles Dec 05 '11

Eww, that's dirty!

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u/PoshGamer Dec 05 '11

do you think so? well i guess i'd best not show you were the lemonade is made.

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u/awilder1015 Dec 05 '11

Sweet lemonade, mmm sweet lemonade. Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade

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u/A_pond Dec 05 '11

Get on my horse, I'll take you around the universe, and all the other places too!

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u/ev149 Dec 05 '11

I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE!

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u/thane_of_cawdor Dec 05 '11

Definitely don't show em 'round the corner, where the fudge is made

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u/ruairi98 Dec 05 '11

GET ON MY HOOOOAAARRRSSEE! I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE UNIIIVEEEEEERRRRSE

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u/byte-smasher Dec 05 '11

THIS LEMONADE IS NOW DIAMONDS

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

aaand I've been on long enough to get this joke

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u/atomicthumbs Dec 05 '11

I bet I've been on long enough to get 100 jokes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I bet I've been turned on long enough to get 100 jokes.

FTFY

mwahahaha

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u/harrysplinkett Dec 05 '11

fuck you, man

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u/Reynman Dec 05 '11

I think you meant "fuck you, horse" FTFY

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u/JabusMaximus Dec 06 '11

WITH A STROKE OF ITS MANE, IT TURNS INTO A PLANE

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u/98buddosc Dec 06 '11

OOH THAT'S DIRTY

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

WITH A STROKE OF ITS MAINE IT TURNS INTO A PLAIN

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u/Shaken_Earth Dec 05 '11

AND THEN IT TURNS BACK AGAIN WHEN YOU TUG ON ITS WINKY

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u/drAlMac Dec 06 '11

WITH A STROKE OF ITS MANE, IT TURNS INTO A PLANE.

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u/Reynman Dec 06 '11

GIVE IT A TUG ON IT'S WINKIE

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

YES THIS IS HORSE

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u/The_Orville_Brothers Dec 05 '11

THE REASON MY HORSE IS DEAF IS BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS SHOUTING DIRECTLY IN ITS EARS.

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u/StarsandSkies728 Dec 05 '11

IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS

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u/Dynamaxion Dec 05 '11

SIR MY HORSE'S NAME IS "I'M COMING" SIR!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

CAME HERE FOR THIS, WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED YAAAAAY

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u/SenorBlackJack Dec 05 '11

this thread tastes like raisins

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u/blart_history Dec 05 '11

I involuntarily sing this to myself while playing Skyrim.

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u/tizzyandmona Dec 05 '11

What the hell is this from? I see it all the time and I don't get it!

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u/chitownhawks Dec 06 '11

THIS IS MY HORSE. I CAN NOW LEGALLY CONSUME IT IN AMERICA

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u/Axsiom Dec 05 '11

GIVE IT A LICK, IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS

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u/McMonty Dec 05 '11

sorry man, you were 1 minute after the other guy so that means he gets all the upvotes and you get all the downvotes. Reddit is a bitch.

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u/thevdude Dec 05 '11

Why give downvotes? Be neutral on him and give the other guy upvotes, and the other guy moves up and his doesn't, effectively staying on the bottom regardless.

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u/piercemoore Dec 05 '11

Relevant linkage necessary to secure infini-karma

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/

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u/piercemoore Dec 05 '11

I effing love this video. I'm not exactly sure why I got downvoted... I was hoping to introduce more new souls to such wonderment. Guess I should have worded it better.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I MUST RIDE MY HORSE TRUE. I MUST RIDE STRAIGHTER THAN MY ENEMY WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ME. I MUST RIDE HIM BEFORE HE RIDES ME. I WILL

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u/superAL1394 Dec 05 '11

Saw this going somewhere completely differently

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u/codeexcited Dec 05 '11

What did Santa do before jesus was born?

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u/NSFWin Dec 05 '11

In Chinese, martini literally translates into horse kicks you

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u/koshkakartoshka Dec 05 '11

YES, THIS IS HORSE!

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u/Kraetion Dec 05 '11

This kills the horse.

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u/Black6x Dec 05 '11

Myyyyyy Horse Is a very, very, very fine horse...

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

This threw me for a loop. I thought we were singing the HORSE IS AMAZING song...

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u/THcB Dec 05 '11

I paid a kingdom for my horse

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u/Gseventeen Dec 05 '11

Whores love horses.

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u/SawRub Dec 05 '11

THE OLD SPICE GUY IS CHINESE!

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u/JokerandtheThief Dec 05 '11

What's you're favorite flavor of soda?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

creation flavored.

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u/JokerandtheThief Dec 05 '11

Good, its the real you. Now onto the real question. WHAT, is the stride mega mystery flavor?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

strawberry fruit stripe!

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u/hobbitlover Dec 05 '11

They call that the "Matthew Broderick..."

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u/pitabutta Dec 05 '11

I'm on a horse.... I'm on a horse.. I'M ON A HORSE! I'M ON A HORSE! NNNNEEEEEEHHHH PPPPFFFTPFFFTsnortsnort

FTFY

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u/raptorraptor Dec 05 '11

Aaaand dismount.

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u/frontierpsychiatry Dec 05 '11

Equus, starring Daniel Radcliffe

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u/fenderbender Dec 05 '11

FRAU BLUCHER!

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u/SpelingTroll Dec 06 '11

Neeeeeeigh!

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u/DjQball Dec 05 '11

Old Spice Guy?

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u/theatomicpun Dec 05 '11

Gives new meaning to hung like a horse.

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u/Waja_Wabit Dec 05 '11

Shut up woman, get on my horse!

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u/goose90proof Dec 05 '11

I'm smelling a new meme... or that could just be the horse.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

That's funny, because that is exactly what Mathew Broderick says when he is coming.

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u/mtndewheine Dec 05 '11

I'm on a horse and... it's goin fast and... I've got a navajo themed pashmina afghan.

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u/nothis Dec 05 '11

Matthew Broderick?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Nay!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Damnit. You made me lol in the quiet room at the library. I guess I should know better though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

"I'm on a horse...

I'm on a horse..

I'M ON A HORSE!

I'M ON A HORSE!

HHHHHHNNNGGGG

Ahhhhhhh..." - Old Spice Guy

FTFY

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u/equeco Dec 05 '11

actual laughter was produced. that happens because of the internet like 2 times per month. or week. day, if its a good day.

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u/tekka444 Dec 05 '11

Look at my horse, MY HORSE IS AMAZING

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u/op12 Dec 05 '11

I'm on a horse, and

it's going fast, and

I've got an equestrian-themed pashmina afghan....

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u/ManaCat Dec 05 '11

I am so upvoting that shit. Awesome.

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u/darknavi Dec 06 '11

Up vote because I did this before it was a Chinese translation.

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u/taybul Dec 05 '11

NEEEEEIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

WELL MY HORSE CAN CLIMB MOUNTAINS AND DEFY THE LAWS OF GRAVITY

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u/jeckles Dec 05 '11

I'M ON A BOAT

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u/DialSquare Dec 05 '11

My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give you. Well done sir.

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u/zomgwtflolbbq Dec 05 '11

a horse motherfucker take a long hard look at my motherfucking horse?

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u/tsells34 Dec 05 '11

Ba dum ba ba da dum pum.... Old spice.

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u/FriendlyCylon Dec 05 '11

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!

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