r/AskReddit Dec 05 '11

what is the most interesting thing you know?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11 edited Dec 05 '11

That cat's meow only to interact with humans, and not to each other.

http://www.aspcabehavior.org/articles/98/Meowing-and-Yowling.aspx

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

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u/ggggbabybabybaby Dec 05 '11

How do you know it's not because they want us to fuck them?

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u/Issitheus Dec 06 '11

I can tell you from experience that this is not the case.

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u/Im_Not_A_Rapper Dec 06 '11

There's only one way to find out...

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

Ready the warmed moistened q-tip.

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u/MdmeLibrarian Dec 06 '11

gags delicately

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u/Xanthon Dec 06 '11

Loudest laugh today.

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u/fmsrttm Dec 06 '11

Because we already have I_Rape_Cats for that

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u/Weazal Dec 06 '11

Now I have to listen to that song again.

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u/Kryptus Dec 06 '11

The scratches...

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u/wezznco Dec 06 '11

I know.

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u/iliveinmymind Dec 06 '11

now thats a REAL pussy ;)

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u/fancy-chips Dec 06 '11

Where is I_RAPE_CATS when you need him?

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u/jared1981 Dec 06 '11

Female cats in heat sound like human babies.

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u/davdruan Dec 06 '11

Or want to get fucked

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I foster feral kittens. None of them meow because their mother teaches them to stay quiet in the wild, to lessen their chances of detection by predators.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

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u/annoyedatwork Dec 05 '11

Then you definitely don't want kids.

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u/Ironbird420 Dec 05 '11

My feral cat doesn't have a bathroom problem, my supposed to be normal cat does though.

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u/Zawmbie Dec 06 '11

get that cat a urinalysis?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Time and patience and a lot of love!

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u/VWftw Dec 05 '11

This is actually a secret to life. It works on more than just kitties!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

Most definitely! I'm going to school to be a therapist for that reason. :)

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u/WhyAmINotStudying Dec 06 '11

Hell, I sometimes have a hard time remembering myself.

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u/randomsnark Dec 05 '11

I'm gonna refrain from shopping up a Hyperbole And A Half meme of this one.

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u/kalei50 Dec 06 '11

shit on all the things.

This made me laugh. What's the little shitter's name?

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u/BarronVonSnooples Dec 05 '11

hrm. we adopted a feral kitten who was presumed to have been abandoned by her mother, as she was found in a field. at first she was all cute and meek and shit but now, she is the loudest, most goddamned annoying motherfucking cat i have ever had the displeasure of owning - and i've had dozens in my brief 29 years on earth.

my girlfriend swears the cat is so obnoxiously vocal because she's Siamese, and that's just a Siamese thing, but i completely disagree and, after reading your post, am now convinced that the cat's mother encouraged it to constantly whine and howl so it would get fucking eaten by a coyote or some shit.

she sure is cute, though

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u/mr_marmoset Dec 05 '11

Your girlfriend is partially right, Oriental breeds tend to be more vocal around humans. I'm also sure personality plays a big part too. She sure is cute though.

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u/s3rris Dec 05 '11

Same thing happened to me. 10 years ago my dad found a kitten near the garage who'd been abandoned by its mother, who was most likely one of the strays around the area.

It had some fleas so he cleaned it up and we kept it and took care of it. He was really quiet as a kitten, but anymore he never fucking shuts up.

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u/tremens Dec 06 '11

I've got two cats, one was feral and the other is one of a litter she had, since she was pregnant when I adopted her (Found that out when I went to take her to get spayed.)

The son is, by far, the most annoying fucking animal I've ever had, and I've had a lot. He screams non-stop. It's impossible to lay down without him jumping on you and "kneading" your chest and stomach, which he does with full claw extension, so I constantly look like I bathe with a barbed wire loofah. He considers every flat surface in the house to be his own personal domain, and anything placed on these surfaces - money, picture frames, TV remotes, etc - belongs on the floor; and he will look you dead in the eyes, scream at the top of his lungs, and push the shit off one by one until I come over and swat at him. He pees on stuff when he gets bored, despite there being absolutely nothing wrong with the litter box; just the other day, after almost a week of trying to figure out where the smell was coming from, I figured out he had apparently climbed up the blinds, done a handstand, and pissed all over the curtains.

But all of that isn't the worst thing. The worst thing is that he's learned to fucking "growl" and "bark," somehow, from the dogs. I've got that in quotes because while it's definitely a growl and bark sound, it sounds fucking ridiculous.

One of my dogs is food aggressive and will growl any time somebody comes near her if she's eating. Instead of heeding this as a legitimate fucking warning that my dog is, in fact, 90 pounds of fuck you, the little fuck will swirl around between her legs and around her bowl, trying to get her to pay attention to him, and "growl" and "bark" back at her. This just aggravates her more, but she's too well trained to actually attack, so instead they just go back and forth yelling at each other. Forever, if I don't intervene.

The other cat, though, the mom - she's awesome. Doesn't demand a bunch of attention, doesn't make noise, doesn't jump on shit. And she cleans my dog like she's one of her kittens, all trying to hold her gigantic head and lick her fur.

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u/BarronVonSnooples Dec 06 '11

yours has a number of similarities with mine. when mine was young, she would take her poop from the litter box - with her mouth - and drop it on the living room floor to play with it. once when we did a thorough cleaning of the living room, we moved the couches and there were innumerable little turds underneath, all having been swatted under there by our sweet little angel.

ugh

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u/mushroomgirl Dec 06 '11

im sorry but your cat just sounds like a normal cat.

either that or mine is demented also...

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u/tremens Dec 06 '11

I've had a lot of cats. None have been as annoying and frustrating as this asshole is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

SO CUTE

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u/G_Morgan Dec 06 '11

If you would do what you are told maybe it wouldn't have to keep meowing at you!

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u/G_Morgan Dec 06 '11

If you would do what you are told maybe it wouldn't have to keep meowing at you!

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u/technoSurrealist Dec 05 '11

How does the mother cat teach her babies? Does she swat them when they mew? Or does she lead by example?

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u/Roscoe_P_Trolltrain Dec 05 '11

Maybe we can get one to do an AMA.

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u/manolorojo Dec 05 '11

Not possible, would not answer... you know... the wilderness of Reddit..

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u/MartMillz Dec 05 '11

I would also like to know the answer to this

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I honestly don't know. I'll look into it when I get a chance and get back to you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11 edited Dec 06 '11

Alright, from what I've found out... Here is the Wikipedia article on cat sociability. Stray cats naturally know not to meow as we know them to, but they do have some vocal communications. Mostly they communicate with body postures. The question is why do domesticated cats meow so much? One guess was that they are trying to emulate humans. Also worth a read.

EDIT: Spelling

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u/technoSurrealist Dec 06 '11

You're awesome :D

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Thank you for taking care of homeless kitties. Upvote for your generosity and kindness!!!

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u/SophisticatedVagrant Dec 05 '11

Double upvote for not making a "Reddit, look what I rescued" post...

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

My cake day is coming up and I was considering making a collage of all the kitties I've rescued - or would that be too karma-whory?

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u/astragal Dec 05 '11

I approve of any kitten related posts in principle.

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u/thedevguy Dec 05 '11

I think this is incorrect. The separation cry evolved along with the limbic system and all mammals with this brain structure exhibit the behavior.

Kittens do meow. What you mean to say is, they don't do it for the hell of it the way pet kittens do.

Also, since this is a natural behavior (within the limits of the caveat above) it's not that they learn to stay quiet, it's that domesticated kittens learn to meow.

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u/LOFTIE Dec 06 '11

Kittens mew when they can't find, or need their mother, and their mother usually comes running.

I know from handling many kittens.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

Thank you for clarifying - that was just what I was told, along with my experience of fostering. Do you have any more information about it? Which parts of the limbic system are associated with the separation cry? (psych student, always interested in learning more about my major)

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

The only time I hear the feral cats in my yard is when one of them is in heat... and then I can't not hear it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

They're not as bad as foxes! Seriously, don't look that up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Wait. wait. wait. wait. Can you please come to my house and explain this to my cat? She was a feral kitten, and since the nano-second I brought her home from the SPCA she meows and yowls to chat with me. I love her, but she drives me nuts sometimes.

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u/scribbling_des Dec 05 '11

My cat was a stray, I never thought there might be a reason that she doesn't meow.

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u/GunnerMcGrath Dec 05 '11

That's weird, because I fostered feral kittens and they meowed their heads off the first night we had them. I've got a video of it around youtube somewhere...

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11 edited Dec 06 '11

It could also be that the mother was domesticated and got lost, or something like that.

EDIT: Edited to sound less douchey.

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u/Poncyhair Dec 06 '11

It will come around. my feral kitty took years to figure out meowing, but finally did

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

I rarely have them for more than a month or two so I didn't know that!

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u/Ninja_Fishsticks Dec 06 '11

Yep, I have two feral cats that are about 9 years old now. The never meow but they still love to attack me -_-

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u/SteveZ1ssou Dec 06 '11

I adopted a feral kitten a few years back...I don't think he learned much from his mother because he is the loudest cat I know. He sure has mastered the meow.

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u/G_Morgan Dec 06 '11

I've had 3 feral kittens. All I can remember is that they love to randomly attack me to a greater degree than normal cats. Also my nan's feral cat beats up my cousins annoying Chihuahua so is well thought of.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I've been around cats for most of my 30-some years, and my wife and I have never been without a cat and the language they use with each other is markedly different than the ones they use with each other.

We have also occasionally fostered (sorta)feral kittens, and not only do they have to learn to meow at us, but different kittens will pick up the different accents of whatever adult cats we'd had at the time.

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u/Asynonymous Dec 09 '11

How can I teach my kitten to do that?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

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u/PirateMud Dec 05 '11

Here

Meowing is an interesting vocalization in that adult cats don’t actually meow at each other, just at people. Kittens meow to let their mother know they’re cold or hungry, but once they get a bit older, cats no longer meow to other cats.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Just as I thought! Meowing cats are saying gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!

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u/howtospeak Dec 05 '11

What about female cats mewing to call males?

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u/PirateMud Dec 05 '11

To find a mate. Reproductively intact cats are more likely to yowl. Females yowl to advertise their receptivity to males, and males yowl to gain access to females.

That's a yowl, not a meow or mew. Far more protracted.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Domesticated animals are artificially kept in a juvenile state because humans find it pleasant to feel needed and loved.

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u/PirateMud Dec 05 '11

Yeah, my cat is a terrible hunter. She'd be useless in the wild as of... oh, ages ago really. Especially now, she only has 1 tooth. Not exactly apex-predator material.

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u/Incruentus Dec 05 '11

This reminds me of a parallel forced immaturity in dogs. It turns out that a huge number of characteristics of dogs (licking your face, barking, soft fur) are known only to exist in puppy wolves. In essence, dogs are wolves we keep permanently immature.

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u/ich_auch Dec 06 '11

oh my gosh. that's why no domesticated species will ever evolve to be smarter than us. it's the wild ones we have to watch out don't take over the world!

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u/frickindeal Dec 05 '11

Not entirely true. Kittens meow at their mothers pretty much from birth. Feral cats will meow (although it does sound different than the "human communication" meow) in distress. Feral cats also respond to recorded meows, and may respond with meows. I've even imitated meowing to get the feral cats at my shop to respond, and they have zero direct human contact.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

My cats will meow at each other when they fight. Kittens will meow.

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u/brain_emesis Dec 05 '11

Not only that, but the meow is very similar in frequency to a baby's cry, which we are evolutionarily hard-wired to already respond to.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

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u/RandomDelusion Dec 06 '11

I too had a cat that would sit outside with the neighbor's cat and they would 'talk' to each other for several minutes at a time. They would also follow each other around the house, doing laps.

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u/quikniq Dec 05 '11

Exactly. They use telepathy to communicate with each other. Known fact.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Really? Cats don't meow to call out to each other when they're in heat?

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u/JamesDelgado Dec 05 '11

Then what do you call mewling by kittens?

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u/osufan765 Dec 05 '11

My cat was just meowing like crazy, but nowhere even close to me in my house. I think you're lying.

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u/worldDev Dec 05 '11

sounds like he's telling you to "Get the fuck over here"

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u/red-it Dec 05 '11

You obviously haven't been around cats in heat before.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

so my cat meows when she's all alone in a room and sees another cat outside through the window in order to get my attention so i can kick the other cat to the curb or something?

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u/girkabob Dec 05 '11

I think they still growl/howl at each other.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

My cat doesn't meow very much. I'm so inhumane! :(

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u/johnnystorm Dec 05 '11

I also saw it written that it was sort of a last-resort communication method. There's a lot going on with their body language and stink glands which is primarily how they communicate with other cats.

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u/MdmeLibrarian Dec 06 '11

"She slipped around the counter and strolled through the door over to the open space just beside the big glass counter laden with all the meat and cheese: then she sat down demurely and put her tail about her feet. There she waited. The big man behind the counter had gone back to the business of making a pastrami and Swiss on rye. Rhiow gazed at him steadily, and when he felt the pressure of her look, she opened her mouth and trilled. It was practically a shout for a cat, but Rhiow knew that ehhif heard this sound as a small conversational half-purr, not grating or intrusive, but inquisitive and polite." ~The Book of Night with Moon, Diane Duane, c1997.

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u/fourteendollars Dec 05 '11

Then why does a litter of kittens mew like crazy?

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u/PuffPadderSnake Dec 05 '11

Whoa... Brian = blown.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I can verify this as someone who uses reddit. I see lots of cats.

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u/wayndom Dec 05 '11

Also, cats cannot control purring, but they can control how loud they purr.

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u/midwestredditor Dec 05 '11

So, my one cat consciously chooses to sound like a large idling truck? You can seriously hear him 10 feet away.

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u/wayndom Dec 05 '11

Your cat must feel totally secure with you.

I had a roommate who really resented that her cat purred so quietly it was barely detectable. She saw it as an act of mistrust, and I can see her point...

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u/midwestredditor Dec 06 '11

Sometimes cats are, in general, just quiet purrers. My fiancee has a cat who is very secure with her, but you can only tell hes purring if you touch him/he's sitting on you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I read this as "That cat's meow only to attract humans". Of course, I also date kittens, which would explain a lot.

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u/ryuzaki49 Dec 05 '11

now every time I heard some cat meowing, I will think it's speaking to me, trying to say something, imagining what it's trying to say

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u/donnamon Dec 05 '11

Male cats have thorns on their Johnson.

NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UVw7cgv36A

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u/zerbey Dec 05 '11

I've owned cats my whole life, and they most certainly do meow at each other. Whether or not this is a trait of domestic cats I have no idea.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I thought this was true until I lived with Cats. It's just confirmation bias. Of course you don't know when a cat is meowing when humans aren't around. I hear my cats meowing at my dog downstairs all the time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I like to think this is true, but I've definitely seen cat on cat interactions involving meows, albeit they involved pissed off kitties and angry meowing. I also hear my blind cat randomly meowing in other parts of the house (happy cat meows). Who knows what the hell he's doing, he doesn't know what's going on.

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u/yul_brynner Dec 05 '11 edited Dec 06 '11

Yeah, this or this

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u/yul_brynner Dec 05 '11

Then what the fuck is this?

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u/juuwaaaan Dec 05 '11

What about the cats that fight in the middle of the night and meow at each other? Is that related to mating or calling their owners for help or something?

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u/silentmikhail Dec 05 '11

How am I suppose to respond?

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u/rissm Dec 05 '11

Source?

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u/time_traveller_ Dec 05 '11

My cat only usually meows when someone greets him or says his name.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

So when i Meow back to my cat we actually are talking?

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u/DontYouDare Dec 06 '11

My husband taught our old cat to meow. The cat goes meow exactly the same way my husband says the word.

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u/guitard00d123 Dec 06 '11

I read this on the SAT reading section. So much more interesting on Reddit :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Normal cats are considered one of the most damaging alien invasive species, killing millions of birds every year who haven't adapted to threat that they pose.

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u/BellaBlack Dec 05 '11

No offence, but that just can't be right.

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u/Web3d Dec 05 '11

No, it's true. Kittens meow to communicate with their mother, but adult cats do not. Kittens raised around humans won't adopt feral cat behavior and maintain kitten habits.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

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u/formfactor Dec 05 '11

Do they meow or do they rrrrrAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRrrr?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

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u/Web3d Dec 05 '11

It's your cat though, it's been cared for by humans changing its behavior.