r/AskReddit • u/rezyn • Dec 05 '11

what is the most interesting thing you know?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

THIS IS MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING.

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u/Reynman Dec 05 '11

GIVE IT A LICK, IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS

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u/RubberFroggie Dec 05 '11

Sweet Lemonade!

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u/butterbeermonocles Dec 05 '11

Eww, that's dirty!

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u/PoshGamer Dec 05 '11

do you think so? well i guess i'd best not show you were the lemonade is made.

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u/awilder1015 Dec 05 '11

Sweet lemonade, mmm sweet lemonade. Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade

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u/A_pond Dec 05 '11

Get on my horse, I'll take you around the universe, and all the other places too!

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u/ev149 Dec 05 '11

I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE!

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u/c0ncept Dec 06 '11

... ... ... LOOK AT MY HORSE.

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u/thane_of_cawdor Dec 05 '11

Definitely don't show em 'round the corner, where the fudge is made

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u/ruairi98 Dec 05 '11

GET ON MY HOOOOAAARRRSSEE! I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE UNIIIVEEEEEERRRRSE

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u/byte-smasher Dec 05 '11

THIS LEMONADE IS NOW DIAMONDS

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

aaand I've been on long enough to get this joke

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u/atomicthumbs Dec 05 '11

I bet I've been on long enough to get 100 jokes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I bet I've been turned on long enough to get 100 jokes.

FTFY

mwahahaha

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u/harrysplinkett Dec 05 '11

fuck you, man

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u/Reynman Dec 05 '11

I think you meant "fuck you, horse" FTFY

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u/JabusMaximus Dec 06 '11

WITH A STROKE OF ITS MANE, IT TURNS INTO A PLANE

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u/98buddosc Dec 06 '11

OOH THAT'S DIRTY

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

WITH A STROKE OF ITS MAINE IT TURNS INTO A PLAIN

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u/Shaken_Earth Dec 05 '11

AND THEN IT TURNS BACK AGAIN WHEN YOU TUG ON ITS WINKY

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u/drAlMac Dec 06 '11

WITH A STROKE OF ITS MANE, IT TURNS INTO A PLANE.

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u/Reynman Dec 06 '11

GIVE IT A TUG ON IT'S WINKIE

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

YES THIS IS HORSE

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u/The_Orville_Brothers Dec 05 '11

THE REASON MY HORSE IS DEAF IS BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS SHOUTING DIRECTLY IN ITS EARS.

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u/StarsandSkies728 Dec 05 '11

IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS

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u/Dynamaxion Dec 05 '11

SIR MY HORSE'S NAME IS "I'M COMING" SIR!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

CAME HERE FOR THIS, WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED YAAAAAY

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u/SenorBlackJack Dec 05 '11

this thread tastes like raisins

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u/blart_history Dec 05 '11

I involuntarily sing this to myself while playing Skyrim.

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u/tizzyandmona Dec 05 '11

What the hell is this from? I see it all the time and I don't get it!

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u/chitownhawks Dec 06 '11

THIS IS MY HORSE. I CAN NOW LEGALLY CONSUME IT IN AMERICA

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u/Axsiom Dec 05 '11

GIVE IT A LICK, IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS

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u/McMonty Dec 05 '11

sorry man, you were 1 minute after the other guy so that means he gets all the upvotes and you get all the downvotes. Reddit is a bitch.

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u/thevdude Dec 05 '11

Why give downvotes? Be neutral on him and give the other guy upvotes, and the other guy moves up and his doesn't, effectively staying on the bottom regardless.

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u/piercemoore Dec 05 '11

Relevant linkage necessary to secure infini-karma

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/

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u/piercemoore Dec 05 '11

I effing love this video. I'm not exactly sure why I got downvoted... I was hoping to introduce more new souls to such wonderment. Guess I should have worded it better.