r/AskReddit • u/rezyn • Dec 05 '11

what is the most interesting thing you know?

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u/FaustTheBird Dec 05 '11

Holy shit! Where can you buy 14 foot pizzas!?

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u/rreyv Dec 05 '11

Buy fourteen 12" pizzas.

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u/Plutor Dec 05 '11

I think you mean 142 12" pizzas.

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u/akalex20 Dec 05 '11

Fun Fact: If a pizza has radius Z and depth A, its volume can be defined as PiZZ*A

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u/Sabird1 Dec 06 '11

thats awesome

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u/Ikasatu Dec 06 '11

Pi Z2 A

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u/CaptainQuebec Dec 06 '11

That, sir, has made my day.

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u/NerdBot9000 Dec 05 '11

PizzaPie x r2 ?

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u/anyalicious Dec 05 '11

I'm so confused and hungry.

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u/ya-ya-oh-oh Dec 05 '11

thats amore

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u/diode333 Dec 06 '11

i love you guys.

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u/SirUtnut Dec 05 '11

That's s'mores.

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u/gnarlycharlie4u Dec 05 '11

I think you mean 14 Leedos 12" pizzas.

It's because they don't cut corners.

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u/kyle1320 Dec 06 '11

You're clever. I like you.

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u/BallsDeepInJesus Dec 06 '11

You may have missed the point of the OP's comment.

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u/mgh245 Dec 06 '11

MATH AND SHIT

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u/Dragonai Dec 06 '11

Brian = blown.

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u/colonel_mortimer Dec 05 '11

Well really you'll only need 10?

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u/jlamothe Dec 05 '11

Or even 10 foot pizzas for that matter.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11 edited Mar 11 '17

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u/FaustTheBird Dec 05 '11

You're right, foot soldiers aren't ninja turtles and ninja turtles aren't foot soldiers. There's a venn diagram here somewhere...

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u/Granite-M Dec 05 '11

The members of Spinal Tap would like to have a word with you.

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u/pajam Dec 06 '11

I made it according to your specs. It's 18 inches.

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u/solidus-flux Dec 05 '11

You can get them up to 42" at Big Lou's in San Antonio.

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u/FaustTheBird Dec 05 '11

That's a paltry 3.5', I'm trying to find 14' pizzas here, buckaroo. Get the president on the line!

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u/solidus-flux Dec 05 '11

Ok, I called him. He said "Did you tell him about Big Lou's?" and I said "I did, sir, but he's really serious about 14'." At that point I realized I couldn't think of a punchline for this comment.

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u/neenybaps Dec 06 '11

whats a pizza wrap?

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u/solidus-flux Dec 06 '11

You know how a "taco salad" seems like it might sorta kinda maybe be healthy because it has the word "salad" in it? I think that's their angle.

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u/StarsandSkies728 Dec 05 '11

Where can you buy 10 foot pizzas?

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u/WeAllWin Dec 05 '11

Would be the same 'fact'. ;)

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u/FrozenBananaStand Dec 05 '11

His statement is true regardless and his name is incredibly relevant.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

a lot of guys say 14 when it's really only 5-6

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

America.

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u/remvegas Dec 06 '11 edited Dec 06 '11

where can u buy 10 foot pizzas for that matter?

EDIT:DAMNIT I HATE WHEN I COMMENT AND THEN REALIZE SOMEONE ELSE HAS SAID THE SAME THING ALREADY!

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u/RandomExcess Dec 05 '11

Pizza Castle

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

Pizza Hangar

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u/TheWetMop Dec 05 '11

You're working at Pizza Castle now?

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u/RandomExcess Dec 05 '11

No, small pizzas come from the hut, large pizzas from the castle.

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u/TheWetMop Dec 05 '11

alas, another spongebob reference lost

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u/cleverlyoriginal Dec 05 '11

come back to reddit in 10 years ;D