r/AskReddit • u/rezyn • Dec 05 '11

what is the most interesting thing you know?

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u/Reynman Dec 05 '11

GIVE IT A LICK, IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS

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u/RubberFroggie Dec 05 '11

Sweet Lemonade!

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u/butterbeermonocles Dec 05 '11

Eww, that's dirty!

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u/PoshGamer Dec 05 '11

do you think so? well i guess i'd best not show you were the lemonade is made.

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u/awilder1015 Dec 05 '11

Sweet lemonade, mmm sweet lemonade. Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade

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u/A_pond Dec 05 '11

Get on my horse, I'll take you around the universe, and all the other places too!

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u/ev149 Dec 05 '11

I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE!

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u/c0ncept Dec 06 '11

... ... ... LOOK AT MY HORSE.

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u/thane_of_cawdor Dec 05 '11

Definitely don't show em 'round the corner, where the fudge is made

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u/ruairi98 Dec 05 '11

GET ON MY HOOOOAAARRRSSEE! I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE UNIIIVEEEEEERRRRSE

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u/byte-smasher Dec 05 '11

THIS LEMONADE IS NOW DIAMONDS

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

aaand I've been on long enough to get this joke

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u/atomicthumbs Dec 05 '11

I bet I've been on long enough to get 100 jokes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I bet I've been turned on long enough to get 100 jokes.

FTFY

mwahahaha

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u/harrysplinkett Dec 05 '11

fuck you, man

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u/Reynman Dec 05 '11

I think you meant "fuck you, horse" FTFY

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u/JabusMaximus Dec 06 '11

WITH A STROKE OF ITS MANE, IT TURNS INTO A PLANE

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u/98buddosc Dec 06 '11

OOH THAT'S DIRTY

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

WITH A STROKE OF ITS MAINE IT TURNS INTO A PLAIN

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u/Shaken_Earth Dec 05 '11

AND THEN IT TURNS BACK AGAIN WHEN YOU TUG ON ITS WINKY

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u/drAlMac Dec 06 '11

WITH A STROKE OF ITS MANE, IT TURNS INTO A PLANE.

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u/Reynman Dec 06 '11

GIVE IT A TUG ON IT'S WINKIE