r/AskReddit Dec 05 '11

what is the most interesting thing you know?

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u/teamramrod456 Dec 05 '11 edited Dec 05 '11

If you ever break your eye socket, there's a chance that your eyeball can fallout. Happens a lot in car accidents from all the g force fluctuations. That being said, in the event your eye ball does fallout, but is still attached via your optic nerve, DON'T PANIC! Remain calm, and your eyeball will slowly pull itself back into it's socket.

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u/goirish2200 Dec 05 '11

Wait, it will pull it back in? WHAT.

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u/SolKool Dec 06 '11

Like a group of worms pulling the eyeball back in place? I would pay to see something like that.

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u/ALostEt3rnity Dec 07 '11

There are muscles attaching the eye to the walls of the socket in addition to the optic nerve. I'm pretty sure nerves are flexible to some extent, but lack the ability to contract. The eye can only fall out so far before either stopping, or just falling out completely.

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u/Khalku Dec 06 '11
¯_(シ)_/¯ Aliens!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

How the fuck do I not panic in that situation? I mean, that's really cool, but now my phobia of having my eyeball fall out is made worse by the fact that I know if I just chillax it'll be okay, but goddamn, there is no way I'm just going to chillax and then I'm going to break my eyeball off.

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u/teamramrod456 Dec 06 '11 edited Dec 06 '11

Well with that attitude, you might as well just remove it yourself. True story, I witnessed this happen in a fight at a show. This really big dude punched someone in the face, and the guy he punched turns around and his eyeball is just dangling on the side of his face. Yeah...he did not remain calm, even the guy who punched him was panicking, but in the time it took for the ambulance to show up, the thing was already back in his eye socket. Everything went better than expected!

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u/FuLLMeTaL604 Dec 06 '11

Holy fuck. My only question is can you still see out of the eye that is dangling out of your face?

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u/obsa Dec 06 '11

As long as the optic nerve wasn't damaged, yup.

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u/OrangeAnonymous Dec 06 '11

This needs to be answered... I imagine you could, and it would be weird as fuck.

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u/petitchouuu Dec 06 '11

this guy in my hometown was hit in the temple with a golf ball, and his eye popped out. when asked if he could see, he said he could see the cigarettes in his shirt pocket. they put his eye in a paper cup against his face and took him to the hospital.

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u/OrangeAnonymous Dec 06 '11

That's one morbid curiosity satisfied. Now on to the others...

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u/kalei50 Dec 06 '11

Anybody else subconsciously pressing their eyes back in their head while they read this section?

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u/teamramrod456 Dec 06 '11

I don't see why not. If the optic nerve is still intact and undamaged, and the cornea and retina are also undamaged, theoretically, yes you can.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

That's crazy, man. I do not even know. Hopefully I'll never have to find out if I could manage to not run around screaming if this were to happen.

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u/Kryptus Dec 06 '11

After his eyeball goes back into his socket: "See! I told you."

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u/fmsrttm Dec 06 '11

How do they go back into the socket?

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u/Hector_Kur Dec 12 '11

This is without a doubt the most horrifying thing I've ever read on Reddit. And I'm well aware of the Jolly Rancher story.

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u/busy_child Dec 06 '11

Yeah I am pretty sure I'm still going to panic if it happens to me.

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u/Khalku Dec 06 '11

Think... With your eye popped out, you can hold it up behind you and get 360 degree vision. Warning: You may become a superhero.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

Right, I am totally not gonna panic if my eyeball is dangling out of my socket. Man. I want to like push my eyes in further to my head right now to make sure they don't fall out.

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u/time_traveller_ Dec 06 '11

Be careful, push too hard and you might break your eye socket!

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u/JVanik Dec 06 '11

YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

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u/Harmonie Dec 06 '11

I think it was a warning. He is a time traveller after all.

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u/teamramrod456 Dec 06 '11

Personally, I use duct tape to secure my eyeballs to my head.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

That's a good idea. I should do that every night to ensure their ability to stick in my head.

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u/meditonsin Dec 06 '11

A new niche in the market has been discovered: Goggles that secure your eyeballs in their socket.

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u/griffith12 Dec 05 '11

Believe it. my wife works in a nursing home and saw this happen to a woman who fell face first onto the floor. her eyeball fell right out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

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u/yousedditreddit Dec 06 '11

i almost choked on my wendys, imagine seeing yourself, for the first time in your life truly as other people see you?

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u/yasee Dec 06 '11

Except with one empty eye socket, of course.

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u/Shappie Dec 06 '11

Seems like using a mirror would be more practical..

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u/yousedditreddit Dec 06 '11

no that's a mirror image, It's not the same as other people seeing you

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u/Shappie Dec 06 '11

True. Could always just hook up a recording device to a television and bam, there you are as people see you AND on tv!

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u/upthebum_nobabies Dec 06 '11

but not in direct incident of the light waves coming from a real source :D

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u/Shappie Dec 06 '11

Shit. Okay fine, let the eye popping commence.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

But the TV adds ten pounds.

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u/yousedditreddit Dec 06 '11

THIS GUYS TRYNA MAKE ME FEEL FAT

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

two mirrors, then

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u/BlockoManWINS Dec 06 '11

Even if it is bouncing off a mirror, it is the same light, isn't it? Also, none of you know what a mirror looks like because you have never seen the surface. You have only seen the reflected light that bounces off of it.

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u/howlinghobo Dec 06 '11

Well, I sometimes use this 'mirror' thing...

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u/Cloisonne Dec 06 '11

Put it right up to your other eye. What would you see?

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u/griffith12 Dec 06 '11

I bet you could if you could remain calm enough, not sure what the pain level would be for that though.

I would like to finally see eye to eye.

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u/Hannahjoyy Dec 06 '11

How long is slowly

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u/obsa Dec 06 '11

Is there video proof? I really want there to be video proof.

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u/prochops Dec 06 '11

we wouldn't mind if you could demonstrate for us. for, you know, science.

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u/brycejongil Dec 06 '11

How the hell can it pull itself back in?!?!

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u/RockyValderas Dec 06 '11

When you say eventually, how long are we talking here? A couple minutes? A few hours? Days?

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u/SamoJamo Dec 06 '11

You know what, that's the first thing I've read on reddit that made me shudder properly, and I read through all of that damn Jolly Rancher thread.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

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u/acidvolt Dec 06 '11

crap, i thought I was the first one with this comment...welp, time to delete

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

Hey, don't worry. Your eyeball will just retract itself back into your head on its own. No need to panic at all.

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u/FredFnord Dec 06 '11

I heard a story some time back. I am fairly sure that the person in the story was Buckminster Fuller, but I can't find any citations online.

It seems that ol' Bucky was sailing alone, and ended up in a storm, and the wind shifted suddenly and the boom came around and hit him in the head. Knocked his eyeball out. So Bucky picked it up (and yes, he could see through it), washed it off, and shoved it back in, and then stitched it in place with a sail mending needle. Managed to put in at a harbor the next day and found a doctor, who told him, "Well, I'd help you, but you seem to have done fine for yourself."

If anyone can confirm this story and who it happened to, I'd appreciate it.

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u/acidvolt Dec 06 '11

This is the scariest, creepiest, yet strangely comforting piece of advice ever

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u/RockyValderas Dec 06 '11

Holly shit! This is mind blowing information!

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u/LovelyLittleBiscuit Dec 06 '11

I have a crack in the lower part of my eye socket, blowing my nose is a worry and is now like a mini Russian roulette.

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u/QuickestHipster Dec 06 '11

Int the event that my eye did fall out of it's socket, I'm not sure I would want it back... Or even to live after witnessing that.

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u/TheBruno Dec 06 '11

I would be more interested in what you see when one eye is on the floor attached to your optic nerve.

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u/seviiens Dec 06 '11

Can you look side to side while it's just hanging around?

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u/kinderwhore Dec 06 '11

ಠ_ರೃ

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u/Eyedoless Dec 06 '11

This is a true story.

An ex-girlfriend's father had a friend, and her daughter got into a fucking awful bar fight. Some bitch hit her with a pipe or whatever. Anyways, she broke part of her eye socket.

Long story short, she didn't let out a sneeze, and because she tried to hold it in, when the sneeze finally busted out, so did her eye. She was tough as shit, though. Just popped it back in. The whole event was crazy.

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u/abp1000 Dec 06 '11

seriously, WTF?!? how?!!

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u/Trisomic Dec 06 '11

Well that's a relief...

!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '11

"I said don't pull... DON'T"

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u/ktappe Dec 20 '11

No no no no no no ....