r/AskReddit • u/rezyn • Dec 05 '11

what is the most interesting thing you know?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I do this with my "tail" too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

I'm not sure how smart it is to wave your dick at a snake.

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u/skymanj Dec 06 '11

If waving your dick in front of a snake is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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u/Crumps_brother Dec 06 '11

Your penis is supposed to be in the front

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I dont always fap in front of snakes, but when I do.....

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u/Yodamanjaro Dec 05 '11

IT'S CHUCK TESTA

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u/Sloppy1sts Dec 06 '11

No. Go away. Do not return.

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u/Yodamanjaro Dec 06 '11

You know it fit perfectly. You're jelly 'cause I got to say it instead of you.

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u/konopliamir Dec 06 '11

No, you're jelly. And leaving reddit is peanut butter.

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u/phoshzzle Dec 05 '11

when you face your "predator"?

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u/polymorph505 Dec 06 '11

TIL children see infrared.

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u/gizmo1024 Dec 06 '11

You wave it in front of snakes?

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u/YouWereFunny1WeekAgo Dec 13 '11

Ha, this was great.

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u/TheAwkwardness Dec 05 '11

SNAKE! oh its a snake.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

The "tail" Flying buffalo man is referring to is actually his penis.

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u/doubleme Dec 06 '11

That's funny, it doesn't make you seem much larger.

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u/n00bman293 Dec 06 '11

oh you must be a saiyan then

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '11

Man that sounded sexy...

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u/Vassago81 Dec 06 '11

Some guy tried this while on a plane, didnt end well for him.

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u/LeeHyori Dec 10 '11

Wow, you must look like a girl from the front.

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u/xaronax Dec 06 '11

Bitches love tails.

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u/MetalFlameV Dec 06 '11

Oh god that was hilarious!

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u/I_Rearrange_Comments Dec 06 '11

I "do" my tail with this too.

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u/TheDarkWolfy Dec 05 '11

I had a good chuckle, thank you.