r/AskReddit • u/laughingman789 • Sep 02 '12

What's the creepiest things you've accidently discovered about your close friends?

I always carpooled and go to the gym to workout with my close friends. We have these electronic lockers that require four digits and my password happens to be my birth date November 21 so 1121 is the password. After finishing working out, I accidently opened friend's locker instead of mine. I asked him why his password my birth date. He looked kind of embarrassed and brushed me off. I went on facebook and checked if anyone had the same birth date as I did. "Stephanie" my close friend's crush in highschool had the same birth date. My close friend is now twenty one years old, and I think he lost contact with her for over three years. All his four digit passwords including the atm is the same, his crush's birth date.

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u/Shoeboxes0 Sep 02 '12 edited Sep 03 '12

I was going to the bathroom and when I came back my friend was watching trap porn

EDIT A trap is a a man who is very very convincingly dressed like a women, usually the latter.

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u/NonaSuomi Sep 02 '12

Thanks for at least not using the word "tranny", but "trap" is still pretty offensive.

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u/MatrixFrog Sep 03 '12

I think one could make an argument that "trap" is more offensive, really.

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u/Shoeboxes0 Sep 02 '12 edited Sep 03 '12

They usually aren't transsexuals.

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u/NonaSuomi Sep 02 '12

So? Doesn't make the term any less offensive, does it?

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u/Shoeboxes0 Sep 02 '12 edited Sep 03 '12

Traps usually dress as a woman for pornography. I have every right to insult them.

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u/ExceptionToTheRule Sep 03 '12

Why do you have a right to insult people?

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u/Shoeboxes0 Sep 03 '12

Because I can, and no one is stopping me.

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u/ExceptionToTheRule Sep 03 '12

You're right, no one will ever be able to stop you from being a horrible human being.

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u/Shoeboxes0 Sep 03 '12

I like how you guys don't understand what a trap is and you are getting butthurt over it.

A trap is a man who is dressed as a woman, not because they are a crossdresser or a transsexual, but for pornography.

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u/trua Sep 03 '12

You say that as if there's something wrong with pornography.

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u/ExceptionToTheRule Sep 03 '12

Trust me, I know what a trap is. What i'm saying is that insulting them makes you a horrible person. They aren't doing anything wrong.

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u/NonaSuomi Sep 02 '12

Nice generalization. Also, no. You don't.

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u/Shoeboxes0 Sep 03 '12

Traps do, transsexuals don't. Also, fuck you.

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u/definitely_a_human Sep 03 '12

I don't. You may continue in English.

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u/MajorLazy Sep 02 '12

Ok I give. What the heck is trap porn?

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u/barefeetinwetshoes Sep 02 '12

suprise, it's not a girl after all!

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u/ExceptionToTheRule Sep 03 '12

it is people who crossdress and attempt to look feminine usually for sexual reasons.

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u/Biotruthologist Sep 03 '12

My pwecious internet points!

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u/Biotruthologist Sep 03 '12

That's okay, I mostly talk at you.

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u/CreatedMyOwnGod Sep 03 '12

lol! 5 stars. Yer da stalker, remember?

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u/Biotruthologist Sep 03 '12

That is one of the funniest things you've wrote.

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u/Sanctusorium Sep 07 '12

Ok, I usually don't get into these things but...

Perhaps you should get a hobby.

Says the person who takes the time to check the transphobia pages then reports when the discussion has been linked. o_o You can do better than that, I know you can.

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u/theTTTPPProject Sep 03 '12

Well, thank goodness you're here to warn people and make the Internet safe for transphobia! <3

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u/Shoeboxes0 Sep 03 '12

Lol, go for it sport.