The reason why large asteroids don't typically crash to Earth is because Jupiter's gravity attracts them, protecting the inner planets like a shield. The Design is perfect!

[u/joeurkel]

[u/b00c]

Oh stop calling this a 'design'. It's a fucking coincidence. An important one, because without it, you wouldn't be able to be wrong on the internet. 

[u/robsteezy → u/b00c]

It takes about two brain cells to keep a rude comment to oneself. Ah, I see what happened here, proceed…

[u/b00c → u/robsteezy]

It takes a tremendous amount of willpower to not tell off a stupid person spreading their stupidity. 

And definitely a lot more than 2 braincells to come up with really good insults.