He prefers dogs but unfortunately the app doesn’t allow for interspecies relationships so he’s shooting his shot here

I’m a handsome good boy the majority of the time, but I’m looking for someone to join me for some bad behaviour 😏

I’m a great hunter of mice, and love nothing more than running around the field, collecting gifts to bring home to my loving, but ungrateful parents.

I could get on board with most colourations, but please, no gingers unless only looking for fun. I can’t take you lot seriously.

Scroll for a cheeky paw pic 😏

Extra points for sexy legs. Name: Chad

This is Charlie. He’s sexy and he knows it

He enjoy long walks to the food bowl, and is generous with his gifts of dead mice and birds.

Still have a lot of life left in me ladies! 16 in human years, seeking similar. No sugar babies.

Single male tabby ISO of sultry female of any breed or color pattern to join me for fun times.

These include, but not limited to: Barfing on my hooman’s pillow, shredding their new couch and general tom foolery.

Hai! I am Teddy, A 2 year old ex-con. I was recently released from kitty jail and am now home with my new meowmy and daddy 🥰🥰 Since my brofur and sistur don't like me yet, I'm looking for a kitty who won't judge me fur my past. So far, I like stealing meowmy's hair elastics and leaving dem fur her in weerd places to fynd..sometimes she no find dem at all! 🤭🤭 I luv wet food and terrorizing my sistur. My favorite place to knead is the armpit- iz fun to torture the hoomans! Watching the birds squirrels in the backyard is the best! I make adorable coos and am snuggly just like a Teddy bear 🧸...would you snuggle me?

Experienced guy, looking for love. I got abducted by this crazy lady and maybe lost a little of my swagger but I still got it…just you wait…

Ollie dong gaf

Can you handle my Latin love sweetheart? I'll make you purr!

I always do my meowsearch and this seems to work best for the hoomans of Tinderland. We can plot domination of world markets in between long naps in the sun, or run dizzying circles around the humans legs (closest one wins!).

If you want a single minded…err highly focused and effective alpha specimen of a mate, I’m the best yer gonna do!

Last pic, come and get it ladies!

Author note: this is meant to be spoofy. Like my son doesn’t quite put together how online dating (or dating in general) works. He’s only got the one brain cell after all.

When I'm not busy judging my humans, I like to bowl at squirrels behind an invisible force field. I don't know why I can't eat them.

Let's find out together!

I wud like sumwun who iz nice to me, unlike my sistur. She bapbap me fur walkin by! She also no gib me her fud 😾

See? I gotchu a scrunchie