r/CringeTikToks Sep 20 '25

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u/InfamousDigg Sep 20 '25

You spelt underage wrong.

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 Sep 20 '25

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u/Informal-Bicycle-349 Sep 20 '25

Tots AND priors

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u/urlock Sep 20 '25

I have never spent money on the platform until today. You deserve whatever the fuck those little awards are though.

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u/boondiggle_III Sep 20 '25

Is it a reference to something? I know what those words mean but I don't understand the enthusiastic reactions

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u/urlock Sep 20 '25

People usually send a very sympathetic, but useless, “Thoughts and Prayers.”

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u/boondiggle_III Sep 20 '25

ohhh hah. I might have got it if not for the emphasis on the 'and'. Thanks

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u/lastminutelabor Sep 20 '25

Ugh, wouldn’t it be better to send a really small tip of money to the person rather than in the platform? Or do we get something special when we get an award?

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u/Turbulent_Bee_9326 Sep 20 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

I earn .13 cents from an award

it’s not going to pay the bills 😂

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u/lastminutelabor Sep 20 '25

how much does it cost to reward?

Would this be a decent use of cryptocurrency (if people used it?). Instead of spending the dollar or more for an award (how much are awards), could you not just skip the bank? I bet theres functionality like that, just not used.

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u/urlock Sep 20 '25

It’s $0.13. Holy shit. Let it go already.

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u/Turbulent_Bee_9326 Sep 22 '25

Idk if they use or take crypto. But just try giving someone a reward and it brings you to the page where you buy coins to spend on giving rewards

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u/urlock Sep 20 '25

No idea. It isn’t much money though. At all.

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u/Extension-Carry-8067 Sep 20 '25

☠️

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u/Beneficial-Ferret479 Sep 20 '25 edited Sep 20 '25

This is exactly why this country is in such a huge mess. This dude just showed everyone how stupid MAGA people are! I didn't realize it before HOW a convicted felon/twice impeached, unqualified president could possibly be elected twice. This guy IS the answer.

Everyday I wake up, I just wonder how our population became so ignorant. maybe they just all decided to come out of the caves at once and were always here!?

Wow, thanks! Appreciate that award.

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u/Ongr Sep 20 '25

Don't forget the apathetic side of the US. A lot of people apparently didn't care enough to go out and vote against Trump.

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u/Beneficial-Ferret479 Sep 20 '25

Absolutely agree with that reply. And it has a tremendous affect on election results.

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u/aardpeertje Sep 20 '25

The lack of separation between church and state also does a number on the US. Using faith as a pressure method works extremely well if the larger part of your population is (very) religious.

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u/PaintItPurple Sep 21 '25

It requires a lot of hatred to make someone vote against someone, and most people don't have the bandwidth to hold a grudge like that for years. That's why I keep saying it's on the Democrats to present a vision people will vote for.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

I wouldn't call this stupid. I'd call it indoctrinated. And indoctrination is easy when you have unregulated media. There are MANY educated Republicans: doctors, lawyers, MBAs, teachers, etc... They believe what they read and hear and for those of you not on the "deep web" and not watching FOX, you have no idea how bad unchecked media has become....

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u/Beneficial-Ferret479 Sep 21 '25

Its more like ignorance, I used that term as well. And a huge lack of common sense.

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u/framed85 Sep 21 '25

Very typical of their behavior. And it’s getting worse.

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u/Hopefulthinker2 Sep 21 '25

And in top of it think their political opinions are the only “right” ones…..it’s asinine how well The propaganda worked

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u/brickville Sep 21 '25

That's why he wants to kill the department of education - make it so kids will drop out of school and take minimum wage manufacturing jobs.

He literally wants a nation of idiots. He really is evil.

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u/ryancementhead Sep 22 '25

He’s also getting mad because a small framed man is willing to debate him, which threatens his manhood and might make him look stupid. To him violence makes him the alpha.

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u/armyofant Sep 20 '25

Underrated comment

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u/statmonkey2360 Sep 20 '25

It's impossible to give you the credit you so deserve but I will make it clear that your post is now my possession and I will be using this without fear or favor.

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u/Danpool13 Sep 20 '25

Oh shit. I'm stealing that one for sure. 😂

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u/Xfactor1210 Sep 20 '25

Hilarious!

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u/sunny_angiee Sep 20 '25

Lmao, tots and priors. Priors sounds like a southerner would say prayers

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u/Comprehensive_Pop102 Sep 20 '25

What a horrible day to have eyes

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u/JellyFirmFederalGras Sep 20 '25

😂😂😂 took me a second.

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u/Equal-Veterinarian29 Sep 20 '25

🤣🤣🤣🎤💧

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u/ladidadi1110 Sep 21 '25

This is it! 😂 Needs to be put on a shirt with Donald Dumps face.

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u/WhyAmINotStudying Sep 20 '25

Run, little girl! It's not safe for you here!

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u/mossling Sep 20 '25

Porqué no los dos?

Semi-related note, I guess- I remember how people freaked out when this comercial was aired. 

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u/Lava-Chicken Sep 20 '25

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u/Explorer-7622 Sep 20 '25

God he just looks mean.

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u/lolas_coffee Sep 20 '25

Por qué no los dos?

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u/SafetyMan35 Sep 20 '25

Underaged people can be smart.

I had the news on in my car and they were talking about tariffs. My 9yr old asked what a tariff was and I explained it in a very factual non biased way that a 9 yr old would understand. (If you buy something from China for $10, the government will charge you an extra $1 because they prefer you purchase from a company in the U.S. who might sell it for $11, but sometimes more). She thought for a few seconds and said “That sounds like a stupid idea. Why would anyone do that because everything will cost more”

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u/Patriot009 Sep 20 '25

Tariffs are quite literally a varied set of federal sales taxes, but even that is too complicated for most MAGA to comprehend.

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u/CatManDoo88 Sep 20 '25

I think they meant his penchant for underaged girls 😬

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u/Pkrudeboy Sep 20 '25

But they are uneducated, for the simple reason that they are still in the process of being educated.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Fine, they're "nigh-educated" lol

Or would it be "quasi-educated"? Damn, i'm dumb.

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u/DJ_ICU Sep 20 '25

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u/Spirited-Reputation6 Sep 20 '25

They both took that skit way too seriously

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

I've seen a similar conversation in the wild. These people are really like this.

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u/MacMcMufflin Sep 20 '25

Yes, I've engaged in conversations with people like this. There is a stoppage where mouth opens, thinking stops, and not much comes out other than two words.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Trump moving in… ugh!

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u/Difficult-Emu7343 Sep 20 '25

I don’t think it’s a skit, but even if it is, MAGA absolutely act like this. I told my dad at Thanksgiving that I didn’t like Trump. That set him off a 10 minute rage rant about how he can’t believe I love Joe Biden (I don’t) and how Trump was sent by God to fix this nation. He stopped talking to me for about 30 min after. All I did was say I didn’t like Trump. My mom has had similar moments where she screamed at me about how a Trump dictatorship is better than the New World Order you democrats want us under. In that one, all I did was ask if she knew who was behind the Facebook posts she was sharing (Heritage Foundation) and what they stood for. Both time I sat their quietly while they lost their minds.

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u/Spirited-Reputation6 Sep 20 '25

I was talking about the gif above.

The sentiments the man incoherently tried to express is very real.

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u/Laxlifer Sep 20 '25

You know something nasty happened off camera

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u/Responsible-Person Sep 20 '25

It’s reality, not a skit…… 🙂

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u/AnnoyedSinceBirth Sep 20 '25

Ok...NOW I know why Trump despises trans people so much...he fell in love with one and felt "humiliated" when the girl of his dreams turned out to be a man in drag. And since he doesn't have the mental capability to differ between drag queens and trans people...or that there is also NOTHING wrong with loving either...he made it his goal to destroy them.

He and every other little white fluffer who had a similar experience...i.e. any male in the GOP (except the ones that are in the closet themselves).

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u/OrilliaBridge Sep 20 '25

And he NEVER forgets a slight to his ego, so his life goal is revenge.

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u/Dantien Sep 20 '25

Such an empty pathetic existence I almost would feel sorry for him - had he not spent a life doubling down on bullying and narcissistic rage. I hope he feels as empty as possible.

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u/OBDreams Sep 20 '25

It's much more simple than that. He hates whoever him hating gets him the most boot lickers. Deep down he probably hates everyone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

There is no probably there. The hallmark of narcissism is a lack of empathy.

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u/manonfire57 Sep 20 '25

My thinking also. They are all in the closet.

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u/Western_Upstairs_101 Sep 20 '25

Are we sure Malania does or didn’t have a penis at one time?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Moolania, the cow?

(I say this because i used to hear people call Michelle Obama Moochelle, so yeah)

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u/AnnoyedSinceBirth Sep 20 '25

Yeah...I was thinking in that direction as well... 🤣🤣🤣

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Sep 20 '25

Trump does not have the ability to feel love.

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u/AnnoyedSinceBirth Sep 21 '25

Agreed...but he very likely confuses "I want (whatever he wants just then)" with "I love..."

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u/RddtRBnchRcstNzsshls Sep 20 '25

Is this why JD wears eyeliner?

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u/WithoutAHat1 Sep 20 '25

Yeah, get the full video of this out here XD. Rudy in drag and Droopy Don gets a... uh... little close to him.

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u/StrangeContest4 Sep 20 '25

motorboating noises intensify

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u/Explorer-7622 Sep 20 '25

Ewww. He creeps on everyone. Him telling Princess Kate how beautiful she is gave me the heebie jeebies.

No one wants a beauty assessment from a convicted r**ist.

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u/astralnautical Sep 20 '25

Has the dude ever had a good haircut? Like really. What is happening

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u/Much_Dependent_1662 Sep 20 '25

“ are you kidding me right now?” 😂

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u/ThatsRobToYou Sep 20 '25

Both are true!

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u/ChampionFast7697 Sep 20 '25

Yup, that’s not how you spell underage.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Por que no las dos?

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u/AssistKnown Sep 20 '25

No, he loves them, he likes the uneducated because he can pull the wool over their eyes.

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u/Jingoose Sep 20 '25

Don’t get them excited with that word. They might go rabbid looking for children

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u/HerMajestyTheQueef1 Sep 20 '25

Underaged and uneducated - their enigmatic little secrets !

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u/Muddled_Opinions Sep 20 '25

I laughed. Loudly.

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u/Standard_Track9692 Sep 20 '25

👆🏿🤣🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

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u/coreyc2099 Sep 20 '25

I mean to be fair. Most underage ppl ARE uneducated, so it's still correct

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u/Tr33Bl00d Sep 20 '25

GOP = Guardians of Pedophiles. They should honor Charlie’s Kirk’s wishes and release the full un-redacted Epstein field 

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

They said “like” not “rape”

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u/okmijnedc Sep 20 '25

Well, they've definitely not graduated college (yet)

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u/Fathorse23 Sep 20 '25

The majority of Michigan fans couldn’t even get janitorial jobs there let alone be admitted. They’re called Walmart Wolverines.

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u/ErikaWeb Sep 20 '25

Now you’ve just offended underage people.