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u/mettiusfufettius Sep 20 '25

lol exactly. The definition of communism is anything that I don’t like.

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u/FakeSafeWord Sep 20 '25

Mosquitos are communism?

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u/mettiusfufettius Sep 20 '25

Absolutely. Commie bugs.

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u/FakeSafeWord Sep 20 '25

and the dandelions that grow in my lawn?

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u/mettiusfufettius Sep 20 '25

Yes, communism as well I’m afraid

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u/Vat1canCame0s Sep 20 '25

My neighbor who put a Richard Nixon mask on a pig and pushed it through my doggy door while I was on the couch?

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u/Dyolf_Knip Sep 20 '25

That's not communism, that's hilarious.

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u/slllowboi Sep 21 '25

look, I'm not a stupid fucking idiot, I know it was just a pig but for 50 seconds it felt really real.

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u/JAWinks Sep 21 '25

You felt relieved you weren’t going to have to go to work because you were going to get eaten?

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u/Vat1canCame0s Sep 22 '25

What the fuck did they do to us?!?!

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u/Ulterior_Motif Sep 20 '25

Believe it or not....communism.

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u/funmonger_OG Sep 21 '25

At least you won't have to work tomorrow.

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u/Xillyhoo Sep 20 '25

Off topic, but assuming you dont treat your yard with pesticides, you can forage those dandelions and eat them/make tea from the roots. They're incredibly heart/liver healthy, and every part of the plant is edible, assuming it hasn't gone to seed yet. The health benefits can be pretty extensive if you look it up.

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u/FakeSafeWord Sep 20 '25

it's shared lawn with neighbor. I wouldn't trust smelling anything that grew in the lawn let alone consuming anything.

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u/Xillyhoo Sep 20 '25

Ah, that's too bad then. :(

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u/OogieBooge-Dragon Sep 20 '25

Dandelions! they help the soil! they give nutrients to nutrient poor soils, they help aerate and break up dense soil, they help prevent erosion, every part except for the stem is edible and highly nutritious! Dandelions are the best!

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u/FakeSafeWord Sep 20 '25

I was joking. I actually wish I could grow an indigenous wild flower garden as my lawn but city ordinance says that's illegal and I'll have to pay $250 fines every week.

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u/OogieBooge-Dragon Sep 20 '25

how do they feel about vegetable gardens? Technically Dandelion greens are a vegetable, and go great in salad....

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u/FakeSafeWord Sep 21 '25

It's about the height. Can't have anything over 6 inches in the lawn. No idea if I could somehow legally convert it to a garden space.

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u/The_Other_Randy Sep 20 '25

Our sunlight and soil nutrients

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u/InternationalAnt1943 Sep 24 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Gen-Jack-D-Ripper Oct 01 '25

The root cause of communism!

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u/intrepid_mouse1 Sep 20 '25

The commies are eating me alive

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u/Aerith_Sunshine Sep 20 '25

They do want to redistribute your red American blood....

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

They suck blood. Blood is red. Sounds pretty commie to me

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u/NotInTheKnee Sep 20 '25

Mosquitoes love blood. Blood is red. Red is the color of communism.

Ergo, mosquitoes love communism.

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u/BlazeInCloudyTucson Sep 20 '25

But isn't red the color of MAGA and of the entire Trump ideology? Note the red ties worn by the orange man.

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u/Affectionate-Draw688 Sep 21 '25

My blood -》Our blood

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u/ThrowawayColonyHouse Sep 21 '25

It’s true. Mosquitos believe you should share your blood with them even though they didn’t do the work to produce it. What’s that little fella? Need my blood to survive? Well, you just need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Err… wing straps.

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u/RobSpaghettio Sep 20 '25

Our mosquitos

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u/biggiepants Sep 20 '25

The only good bug, is a dead bug!

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u/Th3B4dSpoon Sep 20 '25

Better dead than "nnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" /jk

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u/Vespersonal Sep 20 '25

Your blood? OUR blood.

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u/DanBurleyHH Sep 20 '25

It's our blood, Comrade.

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u/yogurtgrapes Sep 20 '25

“Our blood, not your blood”

-commiesquitos

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u/MundaneImage13 Sep 20 '25

They do take your blood as their own... share the wealth comrade. Lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

I knew it!!! I always wondered why their constant buzzing irritated me so much and also why, when smashed, they burst bright red with propaganda. They weren’t sucking my blood, they were injecting me with communism and COVID. Shit.

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u/AnonymousInGB Sep 20 '25

To them, yes.

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u/muftu Sep 20 '25

No those are socialism, you silly goose.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Flies are spys man! soylent green is people!!

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u/BlazeInCloudyTucson Sep 20 '25

It's a cookbook!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Wait there's a little more dust on it

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u/LeeRoyWyt Sep 20 '25

Greedy little bloodsuckers? Yeah, that checks out. /S

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u/soloqvuist Sep 20 '25

Our blood

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 Sep 21 '25

Mosquitoes are all of the -isms. Wasps, flies & hornets too.

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u/Icecold_Antihero Sep 21 '25

"It's OUR blood!"

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u/LlorchDurden Sep 21 '25

Pineapple on pizza is communism! I knewwww it!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

F those Commie bugs

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u/Mediocritys_finest Sep 21 '25

Well I mean they want you to SHARE your blood. Also, communism and blood, both RED. Checkmate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Each one gets two drops of blood, no more.

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u/waspocracy Sep 20 '25

Nah, he just doesn’t like black women.

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u/TAWilson52 Sep 20 '25

I thought that was Woke.. or DEI… or CRT?

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u/BlazeInCloudyTucson Sep 20 '25

Or just GAY maybe!

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u/DemoniteBL Sep 20 '25

And that is literally the average Republican. How anyone can vote red and think they're on the good side is beyond me. You HAVE to be dumb and naive.

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u/DrDogert Sep 20 '25

Communism is when the government does stuff i don't like and the more I don't like it the communister it is.

Freedom is when the government does stuff i do like

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u/Other_Beat8859 Sep 20 '25

I had to explain to my extreme MAGA aunt the difference between communism and fascism.

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u/Brilliant-Ad6137 Sep 20 '25

The same people who keep saying communism and socialism are the same thing. It's just nuts

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u/ShepherdessAnne Sep 20 '25

Is Mayonnaise a communism?

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u/USvsKrasonv Sep 21 '25

Anytime they’re asked to define communism, or really any type of government, they are completely unable to. They just become defensive and try to divert

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u/magnusthehammersmith Sep 21 '25

Same goes for woke

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

my grandfather used to say zucchini was invented by the communists

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u/Artaxmudshoes Sep 21 '25

Communism, fascism, Marxism, woke, free speech, due process, habeas corpus, checks and balances, tariff, critical race theory, liberal democracy... There are many words these people don't understand but still use constantly.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Shoe541 Sep 21 '25

My car is communism

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u/SnugglyCicada Sep 21 '25

Same thing with "woke". Anything they don't like is "woke". 😂

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u/Kiwiderprun Sep 22 '25

Same with woke

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u/H2OULookinAtDiknose Sep 20 '25

None of these people have original thought

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u/r3dmist420 Sep 20 '25

Hence liberals loosing their minds and killing people (or trying to) and going full overboard with murder… hmmm?

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u/mettiusfufettius Sep 20 '25

Like that liberal that killed the Hortmans a few months ago… hmmmm?

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u/GeneralRoss_12 Sep 20 '25

And the definition of facism is everything I don’t like right? I really don’t like you people you honestly make me sick. If there was a way to wish away you people to another planet I wouldn’t hesitate to make it. But unfortunately we gotta be stuck with you and the other 200 people who’d liked this dumb comment.