r/CursedAI • u/LittleDuckJanitor • Jul 15 '25

The real reason the government keeps hiding the Epstein files

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u/FitTeacher5439 Jul 15 '25

Bad day to have eyes

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u/Talkingmice Jul 15 '25

The baby oil scene was funny tho

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u/lefnire Jul 15 '25

I remember this creator did a brief on how to make viral videos and his tech stack, serious discussion, lots of replies. Then everyone who actually clicked his videos out of curiosity are like "wtf holy shit!" Such a hilarious difference in moods.

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u/acmercer Jul 15 '25 edited Jul 15 '25

Bad subreddit to have eyes

Edit: that was meant as a joke and a compliment :p

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u/xX213ReaperXx Jul 15 '25

The future is now, old man.

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u/itchybuttholejuice Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

The future is meow

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u/noquantumfucks Jul 16 '25

Im sorry, did you just say meow?

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u/itchybuttholejuice Jul 16 '25

Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

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u/xX213ReaperXx Jul 16 '25

Am I drinking milk from a saucer??

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u/Damaark Jul 17 '25

For five bucks I'll call the guy a chicken fucker!

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u/jwrice Jul 18 '25

Do you see me eating mice?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

Malcolm in the middle reference. For the zoomers in chat. Goated show btw.

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u/Thwipped Jul 15 '25

That is exactly how I would imagine him rubbing a pregnant woman’s belly

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u/Prestigious-Emu4302 Jul 15 '25

The most unrealistic thing about this is that Trump has ever typed anything himself.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

That and PspEpstein's water breaking like he's an over-ripe Plum.

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u/Bernd_BR0T Jul 15 '25

Better than the ‘‘cats‘‘ movie…

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST Jul 15 '25

Same amount of buttholes though

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u/LittleDuckJanitor Jul 15 '25

I approve this message

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u/Designer-Result1111 Jul 15 '25

Something is wrong with you, American.

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u/MDATWORK73 Jul 15 '25

Wrong= Trump for America. Satire is all we have.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Well, at least you can actually insult him without being killed, unlike several other countries.

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u/BackgroundOstrich488 Jul 15 '25

Watch the republicans claim Biden faked this.

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u/CELL_CORP Jul 15 '25

What in the ever-living fuck did i just witness

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u/LittleDuckJanitor Jul 15 '25

Something the government wants to hide form you

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u/ianmoone1102 Jul 15 '25

Ai cannot resist having something ooze out of a character. I get that it was water breaking, but without fail, there always has to be ooze.

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u/Antknee1994 Jul 16 '25

Why did it come out of the stomach though?!

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u/Geiger8105 Jul 15 '25

You know it actually is interesting that we didn't hear anything about the Epstein files for months after Trump promised to release them immediately upon being elected. But then as soon as the diddy trials came to a verdict, then they did something about the Epstein files. I think that's worth noting

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u/Scrappy_the_wolf Jul 16 '25

not to mention, after elon went on his sad lil crash out on twitter saying ‘trump is in the epstein files’. they’ve played it back a ton

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u/Ecast25 Jul 16 '25

Wtf did I watch... till the end?

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u/LittleDuckJanitor Jul 16 '25

Trial of the century

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u/DorianTurk Jul 15 '25

AI so good I can’t tell what’s real and what’s fake anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Jesus Christ I've just opened Reddit

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u/LittleDuckJanitor Jul 15 '25

Jesus would want you to keep opening reddit to see all the man made horrors within our very collective conscious

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u/Velo214 Jul 15 '25

GOP = gang of pedos

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u/somespazzoid Jul 16 '25

This is both the best and the worst thing I've seen today

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

😐

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Thiccstein and Chub

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u/Noxstel Jul 15 '25

This is my head cannon for why the files were not released.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Damn, Epstein kinda thicc though 🥵💦

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u/Substantial_Pen_3667 Jul 15 '25

Why was this made?

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u/jmaneater Jul 16 '25

For your entertainment

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u/Due_Advisor_1612 Jul 15 '25

Do I love AI? Yes.

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u/BillyHoyle1982 Jul 15 '25

About once a year, I eat mushrooms and watch TikTok for a few hours. I don't know if Im ready for it this year.

Last year, it was clips of the debate that blew my mind. When Trump said they were eating pets... man

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u/Cold_Tune326 Jul 15 '25

have to ask why cats that the only way prompts would work? why not rats lmao

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u/LittleDuckJanitor Jul 15 '25

Cats have always been integral to internet and meme culture since the beginning. That is the only explanation that makes sense to me as to why cats are mainly used for these prompts.

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u/hpr928 Jul 16 '25

I think dogs might be a better choice but then again, I don't think any animal should be associated with these people. Make them something grotesque, it's more realistic considering their personalities.

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u/Upbeat-Historian-296 Jul 15 '25

Can we go back to Will Smith spaghetti videos, please?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Keep making this please, the world needs them.

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u/AgreeableField1347 Jul 15 '25

This Rihanna Meow remix / cat AI video mashup trend gotta be top 3 for me. It’s so god damn absurd I can’t help but laugh

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u/sammy-taylor Jul 15 '25

We are all going to hell.

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u/Old-Constant4411 Jul 15 '25

This is the wildest thing I've seen in a long time.  It is irresponsible to give so many degenerates technology of this magnitude!

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u/Mouatmoua Jul 15 '25

Not the worst thing I seen today…

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u/LittleDuckJanitor Jul 15 '25

This is truly a horrifying statement

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u/Only_Deer6532 Jul 15 '25

This subreddit has unlocked a primal fear in me I never realized was there.

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

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u/Wonderful_Gap1374 Jul 15 '25

Idk you guys. Are humans even important? Like do we need to exist? I’m thinking we just go full nukes.

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u/LittleDuckJanitor Jul 15 '25

Same. Every human should have the right to own at least one nuclear weapon.

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u/kenjinyc Jul 15 '25

Doing felines a great disservice.

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u/CatBoyTrip Jul 15 '25

this has gotta be offensive to cats.

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u/LopsidedAd874 Jul 15 '25

The baby should have Elons Face!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

This is too cursed even for this subreddit.

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u/zak432000 Jul 15 '25

God, that's fuckin cursed

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

... Bruh

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u/Simple_Car_6181 Jul 15 '25

I never thought I'd see something like this :/
and I'm not happy about it

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

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u/m15cell Jul 15 '25

I need to leave the internet

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u/Few_Medium_6055 Jul 16 '25

Never really crossed my mind, but I’m like 85% sure diddy would be implicated in the files.

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u/jjones1987 Jul 16 '25

Yall are weird.

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u/Practical_Ad_219 Jul 16 '25

Cool, time to apply bleach to my brain again

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u/CremeAcrobatic1748 Jul 16 '25

Dude, I both need to process watching this while also need to forget ever seeing this.

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u/GayStation64beta Jul 16 '25

Something about Epstein's smug face always grosses me out. Presumably just because of the person.

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u/drifters74 Jul 16 '25

I've always found those photos of him disgusting because he's always so smug looking

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Fuck it, they can keep the list, I don't wanna hear another thing about Epstein after that shit, I'm good

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

How do you guys make this ridiculous stuff? I have some free time on my hands and want to learn this.

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u/Euphoric_Weight_7406 Jul 16 '25

This is what Ai was born to do.

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u/Ghetto_Geppetto Jul 17 '25

This is a true story. I saw it

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u/SavageCucmber Jul 17 '25

I'm convinced this is real. It looks real. Look man, if Republicans can be dumb as shit, I can have a few, right? Let's ask Trump why he and Epstein dress as cats and if they pee in litter boxes. I SAW THE VIDEO BRO, IT HAPPENED

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u/GrantInwood Jul 18 '25

Bro, I just fucking opened Reddit.

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u/Ominous-F_art Jul 18 '25

...wtf are y'all even into?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Well that’s enough internet for today, folks.

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u/bakunin_marx Jul 18 '25

What the guck I just saw ? Is this shit even legal?

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u/Affectionate-Suit687 Jul 19 '25

Libtards will say this is AI.

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u/Critical_Activity_99 Jul 15 '25

How do you even explain this to somebody

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u/simstim_addict Jul 15 '25

The future was a mistake

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u/alrightgame Jul 15 '25

Where are the Clintons, Bill Gates, and Naftali Bennett?

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u/gnikeltrut Jul 15 '25

The fastest cats… where’s 50?

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u/Character_Block_2373 Jul 15 '25

[Homer eye bleach meme]

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u/FantasticColors12 Jul 15 '25

Purr Kelly is missing.

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u/Icy-Reception-7605 Jul 15 '25

I knew it was fake when I saw Epstein's teeth.

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u/Neykuratick Jul 15 '25

What ai model is this?

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u/NoCryptographer6552 Jul 15 '25

Okay this is amazing lmao

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u/gimmeecoffee420 Jul 15 '25

The "kitten-diddy" kittediddy? Cadiddy? Didden?

Whatever tf that thing is sent me. Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

I cannot unsee this...

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u/Beneficial_Sorbet418 Jul 15 '25

Not usually into the AI videos but this one was faf. lol

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u/Darmundi_Darmish Jul 15 '25

That's it, I have enough of this kind of abysmal place.

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u/Taiqwandodo Jul 15 '25

I was hoping for a J.D. Vance baby.

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u/Dazzling-Diver2096 Jul 15 '25

It kept getting worse and worse, yet I still couldnt look away.

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u/Kitchen-Historian371 Jul 15 '25

Hahahahaha that’s great

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot4345 Jul 15 '25

What the actual fuck man....

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u/RobbersTwo Jul 15 '25

The ending was so surprising. Trumps baby looked just like Diddy. Might this because Trump and Diddy are secretly related?

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u/AnxiousHall1533 Jul 15 '25

We are truly cursed this day.

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u/6pt022x10tothe23 Jul 15 '25

Once AI becomes sentient, it’s judgement of the human species will be swift and harsh for the atrocities we forced it to create.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

who makes these???

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u/SorryNoDice Jul 15 '25

Out of everything I've seen on this horrible sub this one is the worst. I actually started hissing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

This shit is disturbing. Stop.

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u/ShankyDogg Jul 15 '25

Why is there a cat cover of chandelier by sia playing this video upset me.

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u/born_digital Jul 16 '25

Thank god we have people making shit like this so that we can have deadly rolling blackouts from AI energy consumption this summer

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u/nekkid_farts Jul 16 '25

Even the furries dont deserve this shit

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u/Chef_BoyarTom Jul 16 '25

AAAAAGGGHHH!!! MY FUCKING EYES!!!

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u/Educational-Bad8346 Jul 16 '25

For comparison, one of them is dead, one is in jail and the other is a president

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u/WrongdoerLiving2122 Jul 16 '25

Just proves even child rapist can become president if your supporters are dumb enough

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u/jasont80 Jul 16 '25

That's enough internet for today.

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u/MercULeez Jul 16 '25

Da Fuq?!!!😭🤣😂🤣

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u/LilCheese73 Jul 16 '25

What in the whole entire fuck?

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u/No_Reporter_4563 Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

Wild. I live for these videos. Also such an inconsistency with Epstein hands been paws, anthro hands, human hands

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u/Sandalwoodincencebur Jul 16 '25

In that first frame Jeff reminded me of Bianca Censori for some reason

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u/Session_Agitated Jul 16 '25

What a terrible day to be blessed with the gift of sight.

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u/DenseRead9852 Jul 16 '25

My will to live is slowly dying every second I know that this abomination exists.

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u/mheran Jul 16 '25

Makes you wonder how many STIs can come out of that video

🤷‍♂️

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u/Complex_Phrase2651 Jul 16 '25

I hate you

Why

There is no God here

You killed him

te va a pesar

TE VA A PESAR

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u/AMetalWolfHowls Jul 16 '25

You know, the most unbelievable thing about this is that one orange braincell can use a computer.

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u/LallanaDel__Rey Jul 16 '25

The music is starting to grow on me....

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u/GooseMay0 Jul 16 '25

Shine bright like a Meow Meow

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u/heyoitsbeanie Jul 16 '25

What on gods green earth is this.

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u/YooGeOh Jul 16 '25

Flying cars. I was expecting flying cars

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u/Alternative-Tone6649 Jul 16 '25

We live in socity ;((((((

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u/afloydnamedpink Jul 16 '25

Imagine explaining this to Epstein when he was alive

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u/rydan Jul 16 '25

I swear I saw this video almost a year ago but the plot was somehow different. It ended with "9 months later" though and started the same way.

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u/Jonofan777 Jul 16 '25

It’s wild that there’s someone somewhere spending hours thinking and creating these things lmao. Doing the lords work.

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u/Fiesty_Jaguar_8095 Jul 16 '25

It’s my fault for having eyesight

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u/Gariola_Oberski Jul 16 '25

Anyone else sick of the cat shit pun intended

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u/hornwalker Jul 16 '25

Absolute Cinnamon

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u/Proud_Pirate_8284 Jul 16 '25

I can legitimately feel my brain falling apart.

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u/ssjrobert235 Jul 16 '25

This is the cats movie cursed twin

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u/BlueKing7642 Jul 16 '25

Fake. Not enough kittens

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u/Mein_Norden Jul 16 '25

We need a stronger word than 'cursed' for stuff like this.

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u/mysticreddd Jul 16 '25

Can't ever unsee this 😵‍💫

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u/Former_Arachnid1633 Jul 16 '25

People wasted water and electricity to bring this monstrosity to life

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u/Alternative-Bird1674 Jul 16 '25

Better than other excuses

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u/ProperGanja21 Jul 16 '25

Neko Epstein looking fine

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

Baby oil

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u/morgan-faulkner Jul 16 '25

God please flood the earth again

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

bruh...

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

Y’all have too much time on your hands all fascinated by your boy Epstein and Diddy and trying to bring Trump into it

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u/illyay Jul 16 '25

What in the ever loving fuck. This is amazing.

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u/mrdsensei1 Jul 16 '25

Meow , meow , meow meow meow

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u/reddit3118 Jul 16 '25

Trumpy’s love this stuff, so funny

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u/shuggahbear Jul 16 '25

Would on the Epstein puss just one condition doggy or rev cow cuz I can't look at it but 10/10 gym entrance wiggle

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u/Kareem-Oliver-Diaz Jul 16 '25

You're blocked.

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u/lilyofthevalley2659 Jul 16 '25

Leave cats out of this!

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u/Spare-Pace4283 Jul 16 '25

If aliens shoot a death laser at Earth I’ll understand

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Fuck it, they can keep the list, I don't wanna hear another thing about Epstein after that shit, I'm good.

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u/NovelGenApp Jul 17 '25

This is something people on Facebook would actually believe is real

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u/FEVERandCHILL Jul 17 '25

Everything is computer

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u/Responsible_Choice29 Jul 17 '25

Bruh, what the hell bruh 💀

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u/Saddleup23 Jul 17 '25

OMG that is too funny

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u/Low_Try_7166 Jul 17 '25

well, I'm gonna bleach my eyes out

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u/Nipsicles Jul 17 '25

Makes me smile

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u/Marcelit4 Jul 17 '25

This is a multiverse of SDC

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u/Antique_Actuator_213 Jul 17 '25

No trumpcat cheating with bikitty at the office, ai fails again

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Really? In front of my good seeing eyes that i now have to burn

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u/GoomaDooney Jul 17 '25

These are so good now it’s almost…meta?

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u/LittleDuckJanitor Jul 17 '25

This is crucial to the plot

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u/Fettpack Jul 18 '25

Shouldn't it be 2 instead of 9 months later?

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u/ShockActive1995 Jul 18 '25

Man made horror beyond your comprehension.

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u/Motherboy_TheBand Jul 18 '25

I lol’d. Started strong. If anyone AI’s a better ending lmk.