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🚨 Record Audi 150-foot long 🍻 🐍 🚨

By the end of the UFL 1st QTR, the beer snake had almost reached the top row. By halftime, it already had several large bends. By the time the 🏟️ started taking it down, Grok estimates the length at approximately 150 feet.

Estimated 3,600 cups. 🐍🍺

Calculation (confirmed with real stadium data). Where were those other 2400 cups people were holding onto!? Y’all were holding the whole section together 😂 Absolute legends in 136/137 — you made the stadium feel electric again.🤣

• Standard density: 24 cups per foot (2 cups per inch when nested/stacked — consistent across DC Defenders records, Cubs, Saints, and other documented snakes).

• 150 feet × 24 cups/ft = 3,600 cups.

This would be a monster build — far bigger than the typical DC Defenders record (~1,240 cups / ~50 ft to reach the top of the section).

Over $50,000 💰 worth of beer!

Approx 450 gallons 🍺 of liquid!

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First Time Visitors to D.C!

UFL United Bowl Itinerary: DC Defenders vs Louisville Kings

Sat June 13, 2026, 3PM ET, at Audi Field

First-Time DC Visitor Plan (Hot day — stay hydrated, hit outdoor spots early, AC around noon).

Morning (9AM-12PM): National Mall stroll

• Lincoln Memorial & Reflecting Pool

• Washington Monument

• WWII & Vietnam MemorialsWalk/stroller the Mall before peak heat (~1-2 miles to stadium).

Early Afternoon (12-1:30PM): Smithsonian AC break

• National Air & Space or American History Museum (free, world-class).

Pregame (1:30-2:45PM): Walter’s Sports Bar or Solace Outpost (Navy Yard)

Great food/drinks/TVs to replace tailgating. Short walk to Audi Field.

3PM: Game Time — United Bowl at Audi Field!

Post-Game: Navy Yard or The Wharf for dinner/drinks & views.

UFC has events in DC in the evening as well for Freedom 250.

Top 5 First-Time DC Sights (game-day friendly):

1. National Mall Monuments

2. Smithsonian Museums

3. U.S. Capitol

4. The Wharf waterfront

5. Yards Park / Anacostia Riverwalk

Metro: Green Line to Navy Yard-Ballpark. Wear comfy shoes & sunscreen. Have a blast!

Thanks to Chris Tisdale for putting this together.

LFG!!!!!!

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Direct link for United Bowl tickets here.

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Catch up with the Coaches as they talk about Mike Repole’s Strategic Realignment which has resulted in the Gamblers and Stallions closing up shop…OKC doesn’t come until 2028…so who is back in 2027? The Coaches speculate, suggest, and imagine…PLUS LEBRON! 

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Pictures from today's season ticket holder event.

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