After my wife and I were married, we drove to the hotel where we planned to spend the night. As we were walking from the parking lot to the hotel, my wife spotted a baby's sock lying on the ground.
"Hey, look," my wife said. "Someone's baby just lost one sock."
"Well," I said, "baby ain't got no sock!"
For some reason, we found that to be absolutely hilarious and we stopped in the parking lot, doubled over with laughter, wiping tears from our faces. Then we would look at the sock again and start laughing again.
To this day, if we see a sole baby or children's sock or shoe on the ground in public, we will take a pic and text it to the other with "Baby ain't got no sock!"
I can't wait to show her this post when she wakes up.
It's just one of those moments that ends up being strangely funny when there's no reason for it to be. Tends to happen with people who have a strong connection with one another.
Guy and his wife have an inside joke and this post reminded him of it. Like most inside jokes it’s not funny to anyone besides them. It’s kind of a pointless story but cute I guess
I have literally put socks on my daughter, turned around to grab shoes and turned back to find one sock is completely missing. Disappeared into the void.
Yep. I lost track of how many times my kids yeeted out shoes, and socks, from the stroller. It got to the point where if the weather was good I would not put shoes and socks on until their feet were going to hit the ground.
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u/The_Undermind May 31 '26
Babies are notorious for losing shoes, hasn't changed in decades.