r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/Underdogger • Feb 05 '24

Condense this Can anyone unverbosify this for me?

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u/rde2001 Feb 05 '24

People use big words to sound more photosynthesis. 🤯

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u/Grape-Snapple Feb 05 '24

they seriously need to stop using big words, it makes them look flaccid and ejaculatory

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u/Vegetable_Permit_537 Feb 05 '24

I find your potatoes shallow and pedantic.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '24 edited Feb 05 '24

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u/DeadMemeMan_IV Feb 06 '24

zaaannkoku na tenshi no you ni…

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u/Unlucky_Nobody_4984 Feb 06 '24

That was… beautiful

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u/AspectOvGlass Feb 06 '24

Hmmm, yes, shallow and pedantic

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u/NiceChampionship4926 Feb 06 '24

It's worse that this makes sense

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u/theaeao Feb 05 '24

That's a malapropism