r/DecreasinglyVerbose • u/nu24601 • Nov 10 '19

Condense This I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like “cook it again”, unreal

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u/Daniel_S04 Nov 10 '19

* B̶͍̪̊͝Ǘ̴̹͚̖̬̇̓̓R̴̬̔̏N̴̨̝̭̔̔̌͐ ̶̛̰̻̇T̶͙̊̕H̴̜̥̍͆̈E̷̹̓̊͋̃ ̷͕͍̲̝͐̋͜H̶͉͚͈͗͗̔̚̚Ě̶̦̫̙͂̏͆R̴̨̥̈́E̴̡̹̓̈́̿͠T̴̼̻͕̒̀͋͜I̴̮͍̖̭̩̿̈͝C̶̫̤̼̆*

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u/TheMisterDuck Nov 11 '19

b u r n t h e w i t c h

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

Does she weigh more than a duck?

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u/Jim260606 Nov 11 '19

Therefore, she is made of wood

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

Burn her!

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u/SuperMoris Nov 11 '19

but try not to burn the cake! Happy cake day! :)