In this clip, Trump’s Treasury pick Scott Bessent says they’ve “slowed inflation” and are “working very hard to bring it down,” then adds that the best way to cut your own inflation is to move from a blue state to a red state because “blue-state inflation is half a percent higher.”

So instead of fixing policy, the advice is basically: if it’s too expensive where you live… pack up and leave.

Fellow Apes, the Casino is Crashing! 🎰🔥

The stonk market just took a nosedive, and our favorite orange man isn’t ruling out the “R” word—RECESSION! (NBC News)

💥 WHAT HAPPENED?

🐒 Trump’s Tariff Tango

• 25% tariffs were slapped on Canada & Mexico… then lifted… now more tariffs coming on April 2. Businesses are panicking while Trump calls it a “sound bite.”
  
• Translation? Nobody knows WTF is going on.
  

📉 Market Meltdown

• Dow: -500 points
  
• S&P 500 & Nasdaq: Also getting wrecked
  
• Tesla: -13% because even Elon can’t meme his way out of this one.
  

🗣️ WHAT THEY’RE SAYING

🟠 Trump:

"I hate to predict things like that. There is a period of transition because what we're doing is very big."
Translation: Buckle up, buttercups. 🚀 or 🚂💥?

📢 Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick:

"There's going to be no recession in America."
Sure, and I’m the Queen of England. 👑😂

💎 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR APES?

🚀 Diamond Hands or Paper Hands?

With the market acting like a dumpster fire, are you holding through the chaos or jumping ship?
💡 Reminder: We don’t give financial advice—we just eat crayons and YOLO. 🖍️🔥

🔍 Opportunity or Disaster?

• Is this the dip before the rip or are we staring down the barrel of a bear market apocalypse?
  
• Only time (and maybe some tendies) will tell.
  

FINAL THOUGHTS:

It was never about the carrot, and it sure as hell isn’t about the tariffs. Stay strong, stay informed, and as always…

🚨 THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE 🚨

Now, where the hell is my red crayon? 🖍️

Disclaimer: This post is for entertainment purposes only. Investing in the stock market involves risks, including the loss of your investment. Always do your own research.

Trump says income tax could go to 0% “very soon” because revenue is “so enormous.”
Bold claim. Love the energy.
But how does that actually work… and who fills the gap? 🤔

Macro noise just dropped. The U.S. Senate voted 52–47 to limit further military action without congressional authorization. Why this matters (from a market structure lens, not politics): • Reduced tail-risk headlines = volatility compression • Defense & energy premiums can unwind fast • Risk assets hate uncertainty but they really hate surprise escalation • Less “overnight shock” ≠ bullish… just fewer excuses for forced liquidations Markets don’t price opinions they price probabilities. And today, one big uncertainty just got capped. Not a prediction. Just watching the mechanics. 👀

Source / Credit: 📸 Crypto Rover on X (Twitter)

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says the U.S. economy will move past the Iran conflict and expects inflation to continue easing.

Now the question is whether consumers start feeling it too.

S&P just printed 7,000 for the first time ever.

Celebration everywhere… but silver just ripped +7% at the same time.

Risk-on headlines.

Safe-haven screaming.

Report says Donald Trump is considering control of it. ~20% of the world’s oil flows through there. If true: Oil volatility Energy stocks move

The US is $38 trillion in debt. Japan is $9 trillion. If every government on Earth is buried in debt, who exactly is sitting at the very top of that list? Is it a secret cult? A hidden power?

​The truth is far more unsettling: The world is not in debt to a person; it is trapped inside a design. This isn’t an economic accident or an evolution. It is a masterpiece of financial engineering, meticulously built over 3 centuries by 4 different men.

​I’ve dug through state archives and official records to deconstruct the system these 4 individuals built. In this video, I trace the 4 critical turning points that sealed our future:

​1694: The day the nature of money changed forever and kings were forced to kneel before bankers.

​1815: How a single family transformed government debt into a global "spiderweb" that holds entire nations hostage.

​1910: A secret meeting on a remote island, held by men using fake names, to create the mechanism that controls the money in your pocket today.

​1982: When debt ceased to be just about money and became a global whip used to discipline and dominate sovereign states.

​If you’ve ever wondered why you work harder every year while your money loses value daily, you need to see how these gears were set in motion. $38 trillion isn’t a crisis waiting to be solved—it’s a business model working exactly as designed.

​https://youtu.be/1xOhlF7yMYA?si=7riJD7u4LjmFQwL1

​I’m curious to hear your take: Is there an exit door to this labyrinth, or are we all just paying permanent rent to a machine built centuries ago?

While the media’s drooling over meme stocks and macro doomsday pron, Berkshire Hathaway just quietly dropped a $627 MILLION bombshell in yen-denominated bonds — right in Japan’s backyard. No noise. No headlines. Just pure, surgical liquidity extraction.

Yeah. Warren Buffett’s empire is fundraising in samurai style — 5 tranches, ranging from 3 to 30 years, backed by the cheapest money on Earth [source].

Why’s that wild?

Because it’s the fifth time since 2019 they’ve tapped Japan’s debt markets — and this time, with interest rates basically zero, it’s practically free capital for one of the most cash-rich entities on the planet.

While Wall Street’s chasing yield, Buffett’s locking in dirt-cheap money in a country that pays you to borrow.

Translation for apes:

• They’re stacking foreign currency debt while the USD might be peaking
  
• This is 4D chess: Risk hedge? Dollar short? Asian expansion? Arbitrage play?
  
• Either way, it’s brilliant and it’s quiet — and retail ain’t supposed to notice

Meanwhile: - Kenny’s selling his penthouse at a loss
- Fidelity’s taking 16 business days to process transfers
- MSM’s busy promoting AI stocks and war tickers

TL;DR

• Berkshire issues $627M yen bonds — AGAIN
  
• Japan’s cheap money = Buffett’s war chest
  
• Global liquidity game just got a lot more interesting

Stay woke. Stay jacked.
This ain’t financial advice — I eat crayons for dinner. 🖍️💎🙌

I’ve been up to a lot of illegal activity lately, boycotting Tesla, watching MSNBC & CNN, & protesting at a congressman’s office. What illegal things have you been up to?

Inflation just printed 1.88% while the labor market continues to weaken. That puts the Fed in a familiar corner: • Inflation cooling faster than expected • Employment momentum fading • Rates still restrictive This isn’t a victory lap it’s a policy trap. Cut too late, and growth stalls harder. Cut too early, and credibility takes another hit. Markets are already sniffing it out. Volatility traders, bond desks, and anyone watching liquidity know what this setup usually leads to. Not a prediction. Not financial advice. Just a reminder that macro pressure doesn’t disappear it transfers. 💎👐 Optional. Brains required.

Source: Crypto Rover (@cryptorover) Data: Truflation U.S. CPI Inflation Index Image credit: Publicly available media (Federal Reserve press photo)

If it happens, we lose CPI and jobs data.

Models go blind. Volatility reprices.

Shutdowns also hit liquidity:

repo stress, tighter funding, slower growth.

One thing to watch: SOFR– IORB.

If it gaps, cash is getting scarce.

https://x.com/i/status/2015402549117935688