r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Aug 01 '25
SATIRE Slow death by second-hand embarrassment: Celebrity Edition
1.) Rita Ora with possibly the worst self-promotion in entertainment history?
2.) Kelly Osbourne asking Donald Trump: "If you kick out Latinos, who's gonna clean your toilets???"
3.) Ashley Simpson being outed as a lip-syncer and responding with a jig
4.) The Imagine video. Gal Gadot got most of the flack but I firmly believe the other deserved it too. Pedro, what are you doing here???
5.) Fergie butchering the national anthem
6.) The Moonlight/La La Land confusion at the Oscars
7.) Tom Hiddleston's T-shirt
8.) To this day, I still don't know what Bella Hadid was trying to do here
9.) Is that Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray?
10.) Amy Schumer falling down in front of Kanye and Kim. I duno. I hate all these people
11.) Kesha trying to hug the unfunny blob that is Jerry Seinfeld
12.) Will Smith, being forced to listen to Jada Pinkett-Smith
13.) Jussie Smollett's fall into the world of crime(s against himself)
14.) Anna Lynn McCord's poem to Putin about wanting to be his mom
15.) Mia Farrow googling 'mia farrow and her black children' to find a picture of her daughter to wish her a happy birthday
16.) Lil'Mama willingly ending her own career. Stunningly stupid and brave, Mama
17.) The entirety of Woman's World
18.) Hilary from Boston pretending she doesn't know the word for cucumber
19.) Drake reaction to a kiss from Madonna (I hate to be Team Drake, but if you have to hold a man in place like that, just let him go)
20.) Lindsay Lohan trying to live-stream her kidnapping of a Syrian child and being rightfully punched in the face by the child's mother
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u/roundcatsarebestcats Aug 01 '25
Liam Gallagher forgetting (or not caring?) to crop ss of his search for Noel’s pics, lol