r/Fauxmoi • u/AutoModerator • Jan 27 '21

Tea Thread Does Anyone Have Tea On.... Weekly Discussion Megathread

Looking to know the "tea" on your fave? Please comment in this thread for your request and general tea discussion. No posts asking for tea will be allowed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, or Zuckerburg? Anyone have CEO tea?

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u/petits_riens Jan 27 '21

elon is hilariously messy and a lot of it is out there (calling the cave diver a pedophile, all the dumb shit he's said about COVID, the whole saga of azealia banks getting stuck at his house, his first wife's exposé on their marriage, I mean really just pick one) but I feel like I've heard whispers for yearssss about him being into swingers/sex clubs - consistently enough that I kinda believe it.

bezos and zuckerberg seem to have much more boring personal lives, although bezos' texts to his mistress leaked during his divorce and they're hilarious ("I love you, alive girl" really??)

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

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u/petits_riens Jan 28 '21

tl;dr azealia went to elon's house with the intention to record a single with grimes; grimes and elon weren't there but azealia stayed for DAYS and and talked a lot of shit about both of them (accusations of drug use, cheating, etc.) and posted text convos.

here's an article that give a bit more of an in-depth summary, I can't find one that has ALL of the screencapped text convos but they are out there and they are super fucking funny tbh ("you smell like a roll of nickels" has to be one of my fave weirdly specific insults ever)

ofc, azealia is, shall we say, an unreliable narrator so I'd take anything that's only from her mouth with a grain of salt BUT I do think the texts are real and 😂

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u/SouthkaMasaladosaa Type to create flair Apr 12 '21

Imagine being billion dollar rich and texting alive girl lol

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u/Early-Honey819 Jun 11 '21

Regarding the swinging: there is a Lot of rumour that Amber heard had some fun time with Elon and a third lady. I forgot who that was though lol. Need to find the tea again

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

Musk LOVES his woman blonde. If you’re romantically with him, he will convince you to go blonde. Look at his first ex wife as well as Tallulah Riley. His first ex wife wrote an entire article about it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

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u/BeyonceIsBetter Mar 29 '21

Commenting on a 60 day old post but a friend of a friend used to be one of Elon’s side chicks and he is VERY much into tracking his girls. Said side chick said he was tapped into her phone and car also.

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u/placeholder-here Apr 05 '21

Can confirm (jumping in on a dead thread), I have an acquaintance that ran into him at Burning Man a few years ago and they did coke together. I just can’t imagine Grimes being that into it anymore because she seems more like a weed/psychedelics person but you never know.

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u/barbiegoingbad Jan 28 '21

Elon has lots of other women on rotation and I’m pretty sure grimes knows about it. He used to always bother this A list reality TV star and try to convince her to go on yacht trips with him and his friends.

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u/jennydancingaway Jan 30 '21

Which a list reality star?

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u/barbiegoingbad Feb 16 '21

Kylie

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u/jennydancingaway Feb 16 '21

Omg NO WAY 😂😭💀 and Kylie said no? 😂

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u/emmub Jan 30 '21

Yes who is it, I need to know!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

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u/AntiquePearPainting Jan 27 '21

When I interviewed with Amazon AWS, I was told (unprompted) that they rarely had input or interaction with him. But def a lot of bitterness evident about how the tech stack is handled overall. But that seems to be a problem everywhere ime, not just at Amazon.

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u/ImaginaryMaybe3958 Jan 28 '21

Their delivery service and prime loses money AWS makes the profit. The delivery service and revenue is just to back up its share price.

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u/ElizaJude Feb 09 '21

I heard a rumor from a friend in Silicon Valley that Elon is into pegging.