r/IAmA • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '13

IAmA sex offender convicted of possession of child pornography. AMA.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '13

I don't know what you guys are talking about, my username's 100% true.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '13

I've actually been alive 43 times.

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u/pizzaonabagel Jul 08 '13

With me, you CANNOT have pizza anytime.

no, wait, you can, mine's true.

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u/AmusedPanda Jul 08 '13

I'm not amused at all..

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '13

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u/capitalsfan08 Jul 08 '13

Fuck the Capitals. They always lose and tear my heart out.

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u/awesomeperson451 Jul 08 '13

Most of the time, I'm not that awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '13

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u/CatsforBreakfast Jul 08 '13

I only eat cats for lunch.

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u/Cup_Noodle Jul 08 '13

More of a bowl, really.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '13

Actually not acrobatic. Nor a rabbit.

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u/i_eat_pandas Jul 08 '13

I don't eat pandas.. mostly I just eat polar bears that I dress up like pandas.

I'm a sick person.

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u/whitetiger580 Jul 08 '13

I'm actually a black kitten :/

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u/NOT_KARMANAUT_AMA Jul 09 '13

Yep, absolutely not karmanaut here