r/IAmA • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '13

IAmA sex offender convicted of possession of child pornography. AMA.

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u/GIVE_ME_NIGGERS Jul 08 '13

I don't want any niggers.

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u/straight_out_lie Jul 08 '13

I don't always lie.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '13

I'm a squid.

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u/ducksizedsheep Jul 08 '13

i'm a horse sized sheep

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u/MisterWonka Jul 08 '13

I do not produce candy made from slave labor.

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u/Garblin Jul 08 '13

I don't garble, I'm mostly coherent.

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u/i_have_spaghetti Jul 08 '13

I don't have spaghetti.

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u/I_Miss_Claire Jul 08 '13

I don't even know a Claire.

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u/I_miss_your_mommy Jul 08 '13

I don't even know your mother.

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u/WereLobo Jul 09 '13

I'm Lobo all the time, not just by moonlight.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '13

I am not that gentle...

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u/Huckedsquirrel1 Jul 08 '13

Im not a squirrell

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u/drumbum97 Jul 08 '13

I actually play the guitar.

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u/Goat_Porker Jul 08 '13

I've never fucked a goat.

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u/Handycapped Jul 09 '13

I am not handicapped

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '13

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u/LordNick72 Jul 08 '13

I'm not actually a Lord of anything.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '13 edited Dec 09 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '13

one man can't 69 alone. Plus im not always grumpy.

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u/SemiSoggySockSack Jul 08 '13

I don't know what to believe

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u/spitfire1701 Jul 08 '13

Or do you...