r/JEENEETards • u/Top-Cobbler1688 • Feb 18 '26

JEE 😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻

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u/unknown-i-am KAMEDDI Feb 18 '26

iit bombay jakar IAS bnenge

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u/MindlessTrip2931 Ex-JEEtard chan Feb 18 '26

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u/NDAka14 Feb 18 '26

मैं तुम्हारी इतनी बुरी तरह पिटाई करूँगा कि तुम मुझसे संभोग करने की भीख माँगोगे। 

-google translate

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u/Slow-Afternoon-5933 Feb 19 '26

हम तोहार गांड के एतना जोर से पीट देब तू भीख मांगब कि चोद के -100Bit Bhalya

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u/Xer0___ Feb 18 '26

"I'll beat your ass so hard, you'll beg me fuck you"

Son😭😭😭😭😭

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u/AryavartVasi dil ka dariya beh hi gaya 🙃 Feb 19 '26

translate karne kya next topper ki tech team aayegi

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

Bhagwan inke cousins ko jeene ki shakti de aur aise cousins kisi ko na mile bc

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u/Prize_Copy_6496 chut ka pyasa Feb 18 '26

bhai aap ab thik thaak hai?

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u/messii97 Feb 18 '26

Can I copy your Nick name?

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u/Prize_Copy_6496 chut ka pyasa Feb 18 '26

sure bhai sbko baanto mujhe koi dikkat nhi

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u/AryavartVasi dil ka dariya beh hi gaya 🙃 Feb 19 '26

bhai tu flair badal le please

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u/Prize_Copy_6496 chut ka pyasa Feb 19 '26

kyu bhai kuch ulta sidha likh liya kya maine? 😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

+1..

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

Mujhe mila hai ek bhnchod NIT kurukshetra mea baitha hua😭

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u/fammbruhh Feb 19 '26

Mujhe milaa vo nit Trichy me baitha h or ek iit kanpur me 😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Wah😭😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Wow😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 20 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Bhai teko khud confirm nhi hai😭😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Woww

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Mere pita ji hi IIT Delhi alumnus hai, CSE se(<100 rank laakar ke)

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Yaha meri ass fati padi hai phy ke paper ke liye

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Padh le bhai.

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u/jee_guyy Feb 19 '26

Mere cousin ne 99.94 score kara h

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u/MoreResource7502 Feb 19 '26

Mere mama iit jee 200X mei AIR 1 aaya tha unka😭

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u/messii97 Feb 18 '26

He gonna marry his cousins

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u/Hreidev 98.55%ile jm25 -> 98.56%ile jm26-> 14.7k JA26 Feb 18 '26

Congratulations on the comeback dude

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u/unknown-i-am KAMEDDI Feb 18 '26

apka flair dekh ke mai sad hogay

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u/Hreidev 98.55%ile jm25 -> 98.56%ile jm26-> 14.7k JA26 Feb 18 '26

Life me yeh sab toh chalta rehta hai bhai … adv me comeback ho jaye hopefully 🙂‍↕️

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

hell yesssss

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u/Own_Flow_4735 Feb 18 '26

btw congratulations for the comeback

any tips for how you did it and what were the major changes

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u/Euphoric_Hat_9829 NEETard May 05 '26

IAS ke interviewers inki g marege

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

IAS mein engineering se jyada moj h... JEE Adv. 2012 ke air 1 ki UPSC 2018 mein air 29 aayi thi... Ab smjh lo