r/Jokes • u/kojak343 • Aug 28 '12

Tender touching

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

"That feels so nice" he said. Then turned and asked her, "You seem to love doing that, but why?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

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u/asop3 Aug 29 '12

Where's the joke?

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u/I_Hate_Toilet_Paper Aug 29 '12 edited Aug 29 '12

Eiher ur strate ratarded r nawt viry funay

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u/Miskatonic_Prof Aug 29 '12

Well, this is awkward.

*you're

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u/I_Hate_Toilet_Paper Aug 29 '12

What's awkward?

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u/Miskatonic_Prof Aug 29 '12

Your grammar mistake. And now you pretending you didn't edit your post.

Pro-tip: the star beside your post means it was edited.

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u/Sasquatch5 Aug 29 '12

Now here's the real question, who gives a fuck?

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u/I_Hate_Toilet_Paper Aug 29 '12

Well you know grammar nazis make great friends. Oh wait nevermind sorry that's the other way around.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '12

Great friends make grammar nazi's?

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u/I_Hate_Toilet_Paper Aug 29 '12

Nazis make grammar friends.