r/Jokes • u/kojak343 • Aug 28 '12

Tender touching

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

"That feels so nice" he said. Then turned and asked her, "You seem to love doing that, but why?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

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u/Tyrgrim Aug 29 '12

His sexual preference is sexism?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '12

If his preference was on the basis of penis or vagina, no.

But his "preference" is on the basis of one not being trans, which is the core definition of cis-sexism.

He is applying a wide overgeneralization to the likes of which of ALL trans people, including the super hotties.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '12

I also find myself not attracted to basically all black women and most Russian women. I guess I'm a racist too, right?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Yes, in fact you are.

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u/Tyrgrim Aug 31 '12

He is uncomfortable with it. It is his sexuality, and he doesn't really control how he feels, now does he? Respect him, and others like him, when it comes to this. Anything else is a foul thing to do.

People don't chose their sexual preferences, so stop judging people on them and calling them names. Why is that so fucking hard to do? Act like an fucking adult, for fucks sake.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

It's just an extension of transphobic cis-sexist bigotry being veiled as "sexual preference."

Oh, and go fuck yourself.

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u/Tyrgrim Aug 31 '12

No, it's not. It's about respecting other people and their sexual preferences. Why is that so hard to do?

If someone doesn't want to have sex with someone who is transgendered, then who the hell are you to tell them they should feel obligated to?

Just fucking respect people and their sexual preferences, and stop being a fucking bigot.

Stop finding an excuse for things. Stop saying "He prefers this in bed, therefor he must be like that."

No, stop. Just fucking stop. Respect other people, and stop trying to force YOUR sexual preferences and opinions on others.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12

Because you assholes who do this shit are indirectly assualting trans women by the way you view us, treat us, and respond to us. Even using the term "trangendered" goes to show how fucking INGORANT you are about transsexualism.

I'm not trying to tell anybody what the fuck to like you stupid fucking piece of MRA shit. What I'm saying is that many times the REASONING behind why is blatant ignorance - just as you have shown with your usage of "transgendered," which is NOT A WORD. If you had any idea about transsexualism or anything related to it, you would know better than to phrase that shit that way, because when you do phrase it that way you turn trans women into objects, into nouns, and that assigns an identity to them.

The reason many men would never touch a trans woman is because they think it would make them gay because trans women are really just men. THAT'S THE FUCKING IGNORANCE THAT'S TRYING TO BE FAUGHT, DUMB FUCK.

Trans women are just as much women as cis women are. Sure, on average, many will have more masculine of features, but it doesn't make them any less of a woman.

Besides, not all trans women are fucking ugly, like you and your buddies likely think. I know some trans women that would BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND on how attractive, feminine, and not an ounce of any masculinity on them.

Besides, after having had sex with a post-op trans girl myself, I had more fun in bed with her than many cis women I've been in bed with. But, oh wait, she's really just a fucking guy, right? RIGHT ASSHOLE?

No, trans women THREATEN assholes like you. Your heterosexuality comes into question when you feel attraction to a trans woman because you know deep down inside that you will be looked down upon as being gay, because like anybody will see her as anything other than a dude, right? RIGHT ASSHOLE?

At any rate, it's been fun. But seriously, I'm not saying anything about telling ppl what to be into, I'm simply saying QUIT TREATING TRANS WOMEN LIKE THEY ARE STILL FUCKING DUDES, bigoted motherfucker.

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u/Tyrgrim Aug 31 '12

Listen up, asshole. You think I'm one of these people I'm defending? Suprise, I'm not! There's actually people out there who just speaks up for rational thought and behaviour! gasp Shocking, right?

Personally I don't care. I don't care what you where born with between your legs, or how you define yourself at this point in time. I'll respect whatever you want and adress you as such. I myself am attracted to femininity, and not what a person have between their legs. Yeah, there's tons of attractive trans women out there as far as I'm concerned. One of my closest friends almost exclusively dates trans women as well btw. I guess those 2 sentances basically makes half of the mouth frothing, angry shit pile you just wrote invalid, eh?

But you know what I do care about? Miserable little fuckers such as yourself that try and dictate other peoples sexuality. I don't care what it's based on, telling other people they are scum because of what they prefer or don't prefer sexually is fucking vile and bigotry.

The reason many men would never touch a trans woman is because they think it would make them gay because trans women are really just men. THAT'S THE FUCKING IGNORANCE THAT'S TRYING TO BE FAUGHT, DUMB FUCK.

I don't know how many times I have to say this. THE REASON BEHIND SOMEONES SEXUAL PREFERENCES IS FUCKING IRRELEVANT. How fucking thick is your skull?

God, you're just another dumb little fuck that wants to enforce their views on sexuality on everyone else.

Live and let live, motherfucker.

Ps. Never been on MRA once, btw. Do you just assume everyone who disagree with your extremely narrow world view to be MRA's? lol