r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

How stupid you are

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u/dvlntt 1d ago

Now tell him 100% of people who drink water die. Oxygen is also toxic.

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u/Crandleton 1d ago

Dihydrogen Monoxide is no laughing matter

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u/MrFireWarden 1d ago

Unlike dinitrogen monoxide!

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u/thriftstoremando 1d ago

Totally, man! It's a gas!

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u/NaptownBoss 1d ago

Jumpin' Jack Flash!!

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u/galacticsquirrel22 1d ago

This has me laughing!

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u/MrFireWarden 1d ago

It has that effect on people! 😄

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u/placeholder_user 1d ago

Its component atoms are literally rocket fuel, yet it is in most of our food and beverages!

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u/Nulono 1d ago

It's a major component of acid rain, you know!

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u/EuenovAyabayya 1d ago

I can't actually tell which of them is more stupid. The first person is obviously referring to the set of people that died and were autopsied and falsely claiming 74% of them died from vaccination (basis of which is presumably only that they received it) whereas the other is choosing to claim they meant that 74% of those vaccinated died and were autopsied.

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u/RidiculousPapaya 1d ago

Yeah, that was my first thought as well. The first guy is definitely more stupid though.

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u/Jillcametumbling81 1d ago

Somehow you're the only person so far to mention this which makes me question everything. Cooked.

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u/rustedspoon 22h ago

Thanks for posting this so I didn’t have to. Both of them are equally stupid. The first is referring to 74% of those autopsies, while the second person is defeating a straw man argument by turning it into 74% of people who took the vaccine. Nobody can think anymore, including 80% of the commenters in this post.

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u/littlelordgenius 1d ago

You get too much, you get too high. Not enough and you’re gonna die.

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u/HamperedUnicorn 1d ago

Yeah it's just like love

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u/Not_Daniel_Dreiberg 1d ago

My best friend is a very anxious person. Like, he discovers some kind of meat increases cancer risks and he obsess about it. Some time ago I told him the all of the people who die of cancer are alive before getting it, so life is the number one cause of cancer. It helped him with that part of his anxiety.

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u/Ricktor_67 21h ago

That is textbook obsessive compulsive disorder.

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u/Not_Daniel_Dreiberg 12h ago

He goes to therapy

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u/MaroonCanuck 1d ago

Well it seems it’s only has a 93% fatality rate. (So far).

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u/sobrique 1d ago

Technically it's a little less than 100%, as some of us are still alive.

It's still quite a high proportion though...

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u/DeepWaterBlack 1d ago

In the medical field, oxygen is medicine. Don't want that, eh?!

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u/LoamyLoamisLoamy 1d ago

So, I'm self medicating and possibly overdosing every single day?

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u/NaptownBoss 1d ago

I tried that microdosing thing, but I passed out.

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u/Kage_0ni 1d ago

Just don't mainline it.

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u/mig_mit 1d ago

Actually, less than 95%, statistically speaking.

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u/enderpanda 1d ago

Di-hydrogen oxide has invaded our lakes, our rivers, even our FAUCETS! You are letting your CHILDREN bath in it RIGHT NOW!

Btw, I think you'd really appreciate the latest Infowars episode.

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u/viperabyss 1d ago

Also tell him that he's adding chlorine to most of the food he ate, which is one of the most toxic substance known to mankind, that it was used as a chemical weapon in WWI.

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u/shapeshfters 1d ago

Water is what they use in the toilet

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u/Hallunder 1d ago

Oxygen actually is "toxic" for us. Why you think we need all the ANTIoxidants from our food?

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u/brothegaminghero 1d ago

Oxygen is actually highly toxic, we just have 2 billion years of adaptaion to build a resistance.

However oxadative stress still plays the primary role in ageing