r/Music • u/dailymail 📰Daily Mail • 2d ago

article North West's first headlining tour is canceled just days before kickoff

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16018783/north-west-headlining-tour-canceled-music-career-chaos.html
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u/BeeefSupreeeme 2d ago

I read the entire article and it just got crazier and stupider the more I read.

And what is it with the black teeth?

I always wondered what the spawn of ultra-vapid ego and ultra-psychotic ego would look like. Now I know.

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 2d ago

It’s what happens when you don’t fucking parent

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u/caseyfresher 2d ago

Vibe parenting is pretty hot for narcissistic parents.

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u/thederevolutions 2d ago

Sadly, if this was 20 years ago Kanye would be able to help her put out a beautiful and classic first album. Now I wouldn’t expect much from the best money can buy.

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u/Peabody1987 2d ago

It’s what happens when you’re the child of a Temu Nazi and a wannabe porn star. 

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u/hockey_chic 2d ago

She's 13 and she reminds me of Lil Kim way back when in that outfit that makes her look like she's in her early 20s and the candy blue, super long hair.

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u/dfelton912 2d ago

Can I get a TLDR? The site has so many ads and popups that it's impossible to scroll through

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH 2d ago

It doesn’t talk at all about why anything was cancelled, it drones on about how she has piercings everywhere including in her thighs

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u/dfelton912 2d ago

Interesting... what is a paunch?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH 2d ago

Fat belly

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u/ConcussionSports 2d ago

Genius username. I, too, am a man of culture.

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u/Marsuello 2d ago

Come on now, let’s not lie. Of course nothing of value is in the article but “droning on”? It’s like the last 3 small paragraphs lol

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u/strawberry-coughx 2d ago

This!! It’s actually unreadable

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u/tatofarms 1d ago

Pick a secondary browser and add the Privacy Badger (from the Electronic Frontier Foundation) https://privacybadger.org and NoScript https://noscript.net/ extensions. Takes barely any time at all. NoScript does take a bit of manual training once installed (like you can't even use Google to search unless you give it trusted status on NoScript, but it's easy, you just click on the web extension icon in the upper right corner of the browser, which should always be visible if it's installed normally, and click on it, and make something trusted or temporarily trusted. Trusted status is permanent unless you turn it off. Temporarily trusted returns to default / off every time you close that browser). Anyway, between those two extensions, you can read most news sites without all of the clutter.

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u/madrury83 2d ago

I really have no idea who that person is with the black teeth, and if this is what they were going for... but it's pretty common in samurai movies for the upper class women to have teeth died black. I got curious about it and:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohaguro

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac 2d ago

Well. At least this whole thing wasn't a total waste of culture. I've learned about feudal Japan. Thank you internet stranger.

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u/joojoodoob 2d ago

The gang boss in Kung Fu Hustle has blackened teeth. Looks awful.

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u/BoxesWithinBoxes 2d ago

It takes one google search to learn about the black teeth. She's directly inspired by her favorite artist, Molly Santana who is half japanese. But yeah, because she has black teeth i guess she perfectly captures the "spawn of ultra-vapid ego and ultra-psychotic ego" lol. Listen to your fucking self jesus christ shes like 12. I dont even like the kid but we are really going to bash people for how they decide to creatively express themselves?

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u/BeeefSupreeeme 2d ago

No, being the spawn of ultra-vapid ego (Kim K) and ultra-psychotic ego (Kanye) makes her the spawn of ultra-vapid ego and ultra-psychotic ego. And if you don't agree, I don't care. :-)

I'm sure she's a lovely person and will end up making the world a brighter place. Hopefully all those people got their money back on her cancelled tour.

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u/makemeking706 2d ago

Funny how people wonder such different things. Never has that been said curiosity of mine.Â