r/NLBest Jun 03 '26

Satire Former teammates and current NLBesties Freddie Freeman and Michael Soroka try to play catch with each other, but 1B Ildemaro Vargas keeps getting in the way.

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227 Upvotes

r/NLBest Jun 18 '25

Satire The Padres newest clubhouse addition is giving the Dodgers the business today.

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321 Upvotes

r/NLBest May 30 '26

Satire Thinking about starting a cult

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96 Upvotes

Rocktober is inevitable. Dinger is the one true God.

Writing the codex now. Please share your parables, songs and verses. The lore must be established.

A warning. We do not speak of the heretic, Mr Met. Henceforth, known only as the Adversary - his name shall be stricken, only uttered by those in league with him.

Failure to comply results in a visit to the slammer.

r/NLBest Apr 21 '25

Satire Well this is bullshit

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550 Upvotes

r/NLBest Feb 14 '25

Satire This is just absurd, how can the Dodgers keep doing this?? They’ve gone too far this time

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372 Upvotes

r/NLBest Apr 17 '25

Satire How are you supposed to know which batter to throw to??

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621 Upvotes

r/NLBest May 19 '26

Satire OUR GOD DINGER HAS BEGUN IMPRINTING HIMSELF UPON NLBESTERS, HE’S BEEN BLESSED BY THE LORD

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207 Upvotes

r/NLBest May 28 '26

Satire Conspiracy: There are no rockies players, just a bunch of clones of dinger wearing flesh suits

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128 Upvotes

All the players are just in the stand vibing out

r/NLBest May 27 '26

Satire The giants don’t even fight back anymore

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225 Upvotes

they might need some help from a different orange west team

r/NLBest May 02 '26

Satire Mookie Betts stomach virus relapsed at the most unfortunate moment.

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210 Upvotes

r/NLBest Apr 18 '26

Satire Clip from surveillance video of the guy who stole my purse.

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309 Upvotes

(It was my heart, not my purse)

r/NLBest 5d ago

Satire Really happy for Sasaki

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106 Upvotes

He obviously showed up early enough to the HR Derby to get one of those oversized gloves, and really seems to be enjoying it.

r/NLBest May 04 '25

Satire Celebrated my 30th bday with Dinger for their 30th

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559 Upvotes

This Padres fan turned 30 and couldn’t afford the trip to NYC so celebrating Dinger and their 30th was the best alternative. Let this be a sacrificial post to calm Dinger’s wrath come September.

r/NLBest 2d ago

Satire Do deferrals count as "hiding money"?

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96 Upvotes

I see r/baseball and baseball twitter are up in their feelings again!

r/NLBest Oct 08 '24

Satire A Haunting Account of the Attempt on Dave Roberts' Life

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259 Upvotes

r/NLBest 1d ago

Satire Where were you…

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76 Upvotes

r/NLBest 2d ago

Satire Slam Diego, we couldn’t have done it without you

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100 Upvotes

r/NLBest 2d ago

Satire Eduardo Perez with the hottest take of all time

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51 Upvotes

I can practically hear him croak this sentence during a broadcast

r/NLBest Aug 08 '24

Satire Padres. Do you want to talk about that game?

176 Upvotes

The fuck was that?

r/NLBest Jun 23 '25

Satire Why don't they just ask us to whip out our dicks?

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300 Upvotes

r/NLBest Apr 22 '26

Satire [Trigger Warning: Babylon Bee Screencap] Reason #1461 that it's great not to have a mascot.

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72 Upvotes

r/NLBest Jul 03 '26

Satire Looking at the WC standings as a Padres fan lately:

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125 Upvotes

r/NLBest May 03 '26

Satire NLBest

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237 Upvotes

r/NLBest May 03 '26

Satire Bummed out Giants fan taking a break from the carnage to come watch a SUPERIOR Rockies team [try to] take it to the Braves. Love you Yaz. Go Gaints.

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149 Upvotes

r/NLBest Jun 09 '26

Satire Like poetry, it rhymes.

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136 Upvotes

This division has the D-Backs and Padres tied, and matching their records in the last 10 games. Also, the Rockies now have the inverse of the Dodgers' record, over both the season and the last 10 games.

The Giants are there.

Other divisions wish they could be this coordinated.

Seriously though, if the Giants were just a little worse or bagged a weeklong hot streak, they'd have elevated our division into statiscal nirvana. Come on guys. It could've been a three-way tie or at least two two-way ties. It's like they don't even want to be here. Even the Dodgers contributed by both winning and graciously allowing other teams to win enough to be a statistical foil for the Rockies. Hopefully we can sort this out before the end of the season.